RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[kouroux]

I never thought Steve and Dresil were that kinda condescending arseholes

 

[SteveJ]

It's just that your post reminded me of John Lennon's Imagine, mate, which is why me n' Dresil posted some lines from the song.

 

[Isotope]

No way people don't know Imagine.

 

[kouroux]

Well

 

[Isotope]

fecking hell. I thought you're wooshing us.

 

[Kraftwerker]

I never thought Steve and Dresil were that kinda condescending arseholes

 

[DevilRed]

Is it true that when the ITV commentator said to Gerrard that Liverpool have some good kids coming through, he said, "Have we?"

 

[ghaliboy]

Oh give over, it's entirely relevant and you're becoming a bore.

No it isn't. This is a RAWK MELTDOWN thread. For when they meltdown. Not lets just discuss Liverpool in general and talk about whether or not Suarez is a cnut or world class.

There is this thread for the squad;
https://www.redcafe.net/f7/our-rivals-squad-next-season-liverpool-355430/index4.html

Then there is this thread for Suarez;
https://www.redcafe.net/f7/suarez-322917/index50.html

fecking use them, nobody want's to come here after every game and see 3 pages and think 'goodie, brewing me a cuppa and opening a fresh pack of monte carlo's.. this is gonna be good........ WTF? 3 pages of bullshit on Suarez and the team in general?.. fecking hell!'

 

[Brightonian]

No it isn't. This is a RAWK MELTDOWN thread. For when they meltdown. Not lets just discuss Liverpool in general and talk about whether or not Suarez is a cnut or world class.

There is this thread for the squad;
https://www.redcafe.net/f7/our-rivals-squad-next-season-liverpool-355430/index4.html

Then there is this thread for Suarez;
https://www.redcafe.net/f7/suarez-322917/index50.html

fecking use them, nobody want's to come here after every game and see 3 pages and think 'goodie, brewing me a cuppa and opening a fresh pack of monte carlo's.. this is gonna be good........ WTF? 3 pages of bullshit on Suarez and the team in general?.. fecking hell!'

It's a meltdown alright, but it's not RAWK's...

 

[SteveJ]

Really? Who? Who plays with the ability of Suarez, who can create chances for himself and others on the scale he does? Who does that and has a work rate anywhere near him? Then tell me where we can get him for less than 50 million in fees and 200k a week in wages.

..........

 

[Eboue]

It's a meltdown alright, but it's not RAWK's...

 

[SteveJ]

The obligatory poem:

The field's a green maze
when our Luis plays
turns and bends
hedgerow dead ends
his escapes can be seen
like a Steve McQueen scene
on his bike o'er the kop
from Gestapo jail to photo-op
a Uruguayan master class
in spatial physics and center of mass
of ball projection
of arching perfection
a passion injection for Panini collection
his swerves are the treasure
of Anfield's red pleasure
so long may he grace
Shankly's wrought iron gates.

 

[Moriarty]

The obligatory poem:

I wouldn't dignify that doggerel by calling it poetry mate.

 

[SteveJ]

Ah, we can only dream of writing such glorious stanzas about our players...

 

[ghaliboy]

It's a meltdown alright, but it's not RAWK's...

 

[Stobzilla]

Ah, we can only dream of writing such glorious stanzas about our players...

Let's speak of Hargreaves
Curly hair and placed freekicks
We hardly knew ye

 

[Dresilved]

I never thought Steve and Dresil were that kinda condescending arseholes

...

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

Be warned! Anyone here who talks about non rawk/dipper meltdown matters will be bitten by Steve & Ghali and turned into resident evil zombies!

Anyway it's time for the Meltdown collection of the week, courtesy of RAWK!

On Suarez :

Let me make this clear. Luis Suarez is world class and, for us, is irreplaceable. There are only 2 players in the world that I would consider swapping him for and lets face it, they wouldnt come here and we cant afford them so for me, I wouldnt sell himif you offered me £80m.

If Suarez were to get a European ban for treading on that dude's back, I'd say it'd lessen the chances of him leaving in the summer. Maybe he did it on purpose?

We wont get a player as good as him for all the tea in china

When I saw barca play against milan, i couldn't stop thinking how Luis could change their game.

The work ethic of Dirk Kuyt, the flair of John Barnes, the improvisation of Robbie Fowler, the unpredictability of Titi Camara, the never ending spirit of Javier Mascherano, the will to win of Graeme Souness, the trickery of Peter Beardsley, the ability to make something out of absolutely nothing of Fernando Torres, the nastiness of Steve Mcmahon, the back to goal brilliance of Kenny Dalglish, the danger of Michael Owen and the terrifying use of every inch of grass that is unique to him. That's Luis Suarez.

He reminds me of Maradona when he was at Napoli.

On us vs QPR :

United have always been great at winning games ugly despite sucking, but this season they have been extremely great at it. The bottom-placed team is completely dominating here. I don't think you can say they're a poor team, but they'll probably be the most out-possessed, out-shot and out-passed team ever to win Premier League.

Didn't see today's matches but my mate was saying that Mancs scored a lucky goal, a offside goal and QPR were robbed of 2 stonewall penalties. is it true?

On their Top 4 Chances :

About the run-ins, I dont think we need to bother about West Brom's run. Even if they finish above us, they won't be finishing in europa spot. Only teams we need to bother are Spurs, Arsenal and Everton.
Our run-in is easy. We should get 7 points from 3 matches against Spurs, Chelsea and Everton and 22 points from rest 8 matches against bottom-half clubs. 68 points can give us 4th as well!!!

This is nailed on. 2 draws, away to Wigan and Southampton and win the rest.

 

[ghaliboy]

Qpr avoid relegation, nailed on.

 

[sglowrider]

Be warned! Anyone here who talks about non rawk/dipper meltdown matters will be bitten by Steve & Ghali and turned into resident evil zombies!

Anyway it's time for the Meltdown collection of the week, courtesy of RAWK!

On Suarez :













On us vs QPR :





On their Top 4 Chances :

If only life was so simple..... wait then I would have the looks and charm of a Clooney; bank account of a Buffet; cock the size of a Holmes and live forever... the world according to RAWK.

 

[eric le roi]

That 'nailed on' final league table has to be a WUM

 

[Phurry]

That 'nailed on' final league table has to be a WUM

That's the beauty of RAWKites, you can never quite tell for certain.

 

[utdalltheway]

Too funny! Especially the table. I do wonder though where that friend heard that Giggsys goal was offside and QPR dominated but that's par for the course I suppose when you're that bitter.

 

[Livvie]

Are they saying that Rafael's goal - already touted as a possible GOTS - was 'lucky'?

 

[Ish]

We were out shot and out possessed yesterday? can only think of DDG making 1 save (maybe another of a Samba header).

Offside and lucky goal? His mate who told him that must be the 1 on brake fluid

 

[pauldyson1uk]

That 'nailed on' final league table

and I thought Hans Christian Anderson was dead.

 

[Goooose]

Sometimes rawk's good for a laugh, but I just find it pathetic lately.

 

[Wumminator]

I'm very worried that in an attempt to make RAWK look worse than it actually is, some of our own have infiltrated the site in an attempt to make them look really outrageous. The guy who posted "Lucky and offside goal" is a clear WUM who I've seen make RAWK_Meltdown on twitter numerous times. It seems he exclusively posts to make it onto this site.

 

[Mr Anderson]

so, excluding the draws he predicts, he estimates Liverpool to win by on average 2.5 goals in 9 games......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It also means they'd outscore us over the same games by +3 goals, even though he reckons we will win all our remaining games.

Spurs to max win only 6 more games, and draw 2.

Chelsea to win maz 7 more games, and lose the rest.

Arsenal the same, win only 20 pints, so max 6 wins.

Spurs/Arsenal/Chelsea are not in that bad a form in the league to feck up that much.

 

[Goooose]

They have to play Spurs, Chelsea & Everton along with a few teams fighting relegation. Six of their last 11 games are away from home. They will not get into the top 4.

 

[Sandikan]

That 'nailed on' final league table has to be a WUM

Reading and QPR fans will hope it's nailed on!

 

[Black Adder]

They really think they're a top 4 material??

 

[EricaNo7]

They really think they're a top 4 material??

Top four of the bottom half of the table maybe

 

[SteveJ]

More drama at RafaAndWhiteKop:

Why does every one of these Premier League game threads on a weekend end up with arguments about Rafa.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303820.600

 

[Phurry]

Top four of the bottom half of the table maybe

Or top four in the race for 6th maybe.

 

[Ramshock]

fecking Titi Camara....christ on a bike!

 

[Judge Red]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303818.0

Your heart swells, your soul yearns, your bits and bobs twitch in anticipation... then an early blow takes the wind from your sails.

50 Shades of Gay.

 

[Buchan]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303818.0

I enjoy football discussion as much as the next man, but feck me, that thread is a clusterfeck.

Your man posting a 5,000 word exposition in an attempt to apportion blame to Agger for Carragher's gaffe is among the most pretentious shite I've ever read on the internet. Indeed, posting photographic stills of the game and highlighting different players in an attempt to look informed makes you look twice the gobshite that you are.

We all own a copy of Microsoft Paint, mate.

 

[Sunny Jim]

have they awarded themselves with the League Cup yet? You know they beat Swansea 5:0 a week ago !

 

[SteveJ]

At least we went out to the winners

And you won the passing too.