RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

Stoke City , cheating bastards , disgrace to the game. The state of that pathetic excuse of a pitch , it looked my fecking front lawn. Deliberate ploy to ruin our passing game. T'll be the happiest when the anti footballing c*nts are out of the premier league.

I fecking hate Stoke. Shit football, annoying fans. We deserved about 4 goals there, we should forget about this result. 3 possible pens for us, 2 definate and a dubious goal for them. No bias, just honesty. We battered them, deserved a win.

Do these c*nts do anything else but waste everyone's fecking time?? Why the feck do they even exist, what's their fecking point, wtf are they doing in Europe? Can't even fecking bring on subs without wasting time.
I fecking hate Stoke. fecking everyone that has anything to do with Stoke football club is a c*nt by default. The fecking state of them. That fecking dive by their keeper to win time..

For the first time in a long, long time I felt like punching my screen. feck them.

:lol:
 
Do these c*nts do anything else but waste everyone's fecking time?? Why the feck do they even exist, what's their fecking point, wtf are they doing in Europe? Can't even fecking bring on subs without wasting time.
I fecking hate Stoke. fecking everyone that has anything to do with Stoke football club is a c*nt by default. The fecking state of them. That fecking dive by their keeper to win time..

For the first time in a long, long time I felt like punching my screen. feck them.

Blimey, I've never heard Dalglish be so upset.
 
Bolton v United > RAWK after Stoke v Liverpool.

I just hope you won't be posting here those 'funny quotes from RAWK' during our match...
 
Personally, I will be too busy posting Twitter rumours about Sneijder to watch United.
 
Do these c*nts do anything else but waste everyone's fecking time?? Why the feck do they even exist, what's their fecking point, wtf are they doing in Europe? Can't even fecking bring on subs without wasting time.
I fecking hate Stoke. fecking everyone that has anything to do with Stoke football club is a c*nt by default. The fecking state of them. That fecking dive by their keeper to win time..

For the first time in a long, long time I felt like punching my screen. feck them.

Last season does seem a long time ago now...
 
I thoroughly enjoyed that match. We played with serious heart and ability. Don't give a shit about the ref, the pitch, or Stoke, that's just fecking football. What matters is we showed that we have the ability to take apart almost any team if we can dominate Stoke like that.

Unlucky that we didn't get the points, but I won't dwell on it, we're almost there and we're certainly getting fourth.

What
 
How to post on RAWK:


1) Start a thread on PL fixtures, spend 50 pages discussing Manchester United
2) When a united player scores or does good sarcastically comment "Best young player in the world!" "BEST EVER HURRR" forgetting that any hype United get is usually for a reason
3) Comment on inept defending saying "Suarez would have a field day here" (In other words Suarez is the BPITW)
4) When United score 3 pages of "feck off"
5) Celebrate players getting injured.
6) Mention Rafa Benitez for some fecking perplexing reason i.e. "Benitez would do a good job at Arsenal)
7) "We can beat this team definitely"
8) "feck me the league is shit this year, if we had our team from 08/09 we would steamroll these cnuts"
9) Mention Roy Hodgson in some way.
From the matchday thread
"dont forget our young uraguayan is better than jones..."



fecking hell, any excuse to mention Suarez
 
From the matchday thread
"dont forget our young uraguayan is better than jones..."



fecking hell, any excuse to mention Suarez

Talking about Coates, and i took it as him being sarcastic seeing as that comment came just after Jones had made that brilliant run leading to the Rooney goal.
 
Henderson

"Who cares how much he cost? He was a target, we got him, he has moments of extreme class and is a far better and more involved player than Tom Cleverly or any of United's youngsters. He'll come good, he has lots of time.
"
 
Henderson

"Who cares how much he cost? He was a target, we got him, he has moments of extreme class and is a far better and more involved player than Tom Cleverly or any of United's youngsters. He'll come good, he has lots of time.
"

What? seriously? That's fecking insane even for RAWK.
 
Henderson

"Who cares how much he cost? He was a target, we got him, he has moments of extreme class and is a far better and more involved player than Tom Cleverly or any of United's youngsters. He'll come good, he has lots of time.
"

What, eh what ?
 
What? seriously? That's fecking insane even for RAWK.

Not really. No matter how shite their results are, the automatic fallback is "at least our player is better than United's."

Funny, but horrendously sad.
 
The only reason Henderson is a more involved player than Cleverley is because he keeps hitting the ball back to himself when he bounces it off the opposition player 3 times in a row despite Suarez stood next to him screaming for the ball.
 
Henderson

"Who cares how much he cost? He was a target, we got him, he has moments of extreme class and is a far better and more involved player than Tom Cleverly or any of United's youngsters. He'll come good, he has lots of time.
"

:lol: Oh I think I'm going to copy that onto a mates facebook page, he'll get a kick out of this shit :lol:
 
Their threads on Carragher always get locked because there is a core of 3 or 4 posters who claims he got Rafa sacked because he wanted the club to more English, etc. It's quite a funny read. Makes Carragher out to be the Don Juan of the dressing room. Refusing to be a squad player, holding back young talent, putting pressure on managers through the media, negotiating a new long term deal when the club was on the verge of bankruptcy to secure his own position and having desires to be one day be the manager himself. The getting Rafa sacked stuff is pure X Files.

Carragher interview - Times

Is that Carra's agent the one that got him the gig with Talkshite and invited Durham down to Carra's bar, the agent who represents Stevie "I've lost faith" Gerrard, Danny "Rafa should be sacked Murphy", Jamie "I hate Benitez " Redknapp and Alan "worst Liverpool side for 40 years" Hansen.

As for the interview why discuss it now Carra gave exactly the same interview two and a half years ago.

Interview: Jamie Carragher tells Paul Hayward of the fear that drives Mr Liverpool | Football | The Guardian

Strangely enough his place in the side was coming under threat then as well.
 
From the matchday thread
"dont forget our young uraguayan is better than jones..."



fecking hell, any excuse to mention Suarez

That person speaks like Suarez and Jones are two young and upcoming talents trying to make their mark. Suarez is a fully fledged international and is 5 years older than Jones :lol:
 
That person speaks like Suarez and Jones are two young and upcoming talents trying to make their mark. Suarez is a fully fledged international and is 5 years older than Jones :lol:

He's talking about Coates, who's 20.
 
Henderson is one I'm glad got away.

I had nightmares September onwards thinking our interest in him was real.