RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

On a par with the legendary "Rooney is just a more cnutish version of Kuyt"

There was one today about Cheech along the lines of

"Hernandez is just a shit player who can finish"

WTF?

Well if you take away his pace, fantastic leap, composure, heading ability, finishing ability, positional sense, determination and quick reactions what are you really left with?
 
'Redcafe.net - The Leading Werewolf Forum, With an Assortment of Balls'
 
That'll work. And really,you should put any united obsession with LFC threads in that united section.
thx

Dude, this 2 month old thread is 17 pages shorter than Rawk's 48 pages on our game alone today.

48 fecking pages fella in 8 hours about one game played by a side you care little about. feck me.
 
Dude, this 2 month old thread is 17 pages shorter than Rawk's 48 pages on our game alone today.

48 fecking pages fella in 8 hours about one game played by a side you care little about. feck me.

Man United vs Arsenal* ... Page 40-77 = 37 pages
Man United vs Tottenham* ... Page 34-58 = 24 pages
West Brom vs Man United* ... Page 29-52 = 23 pages

*from 00-90mins, so add about another twenty pages for after match "discussion".

270 minutes of Manchester United football on RAWK = 84 pages.
95,799 minutes (exactly) of a RAWK thread on here = 31 pages.

I wish we could stop talking about them, just like they never talk about us :(
 
Man United vs Arsenal* ... Page 40-77 = 37 pages
Man United vs Tottenham* ... Page 34-58 = 24 pages
West Brom vs Man United* ... Page 29-52 = 23 pages

*from 01-90mins, so adda bout another twenty pages for after match "discussion".

270 minutes of Manchester United football on RAWK = 84 pages.
95,799 minutes (exactly) of a RAWK thread on here = 31 pages.

I wish we could stop talking about them, just like they never talk about us :(

Fine work there sir. You've proven we're obsessed by them. No wait :D
 
F**k me, it's a barrel of laughs having opposing fans on the Caf: you've only got to mention 'RAWK,' 'Shawcross,' or 'Modric' and the board is covered in dribble.
 
They have a "Laugh at Everton" thread which is about 400 pages or so and they have a "Laugh at Arsenal" thread which is about 200 pages.

The only reason they don't have a "Laugh at Man Utd" thread is because we are actually winning things.
 
Man United vs Arsenal* ... Page 40-77 = 37 pages
Man United vs Tottenham* ... Page 34-58 = 24 pages
West Brom vs Man United* ... Page 29-52 = 23 pages

*from 00-90mins, so add about another ten pages for after match "discussion".

270 minutes of Manchester United football on RAWK = 84 pages.
95,799 minutes (exactly) of a RAWK thread on here = 31 pages.

I wish we could stop talking about them, just like they never talk about us :(
So what you're saying is there are a lot of pages on FOOTBALL MATCHES played by united on RAWK. - FOOTBALL MATCHES
Of course on a normal footballing rival site, people would be interested in a united match and posts and pages would naturally pile up.
But is there a thread devoted to "united" on RAWK? One with 100,000 minutes?
This thread will never stop. It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.
 
So what you're saying is there are a lot of pages on FOOTBALL MATCHES played by united on RAWK. - FOOTBALL MATCHES
Of course on a normal footballing rival site, people would be interested in a united match and posts and pages would naturally pile up.
But is there a thread devoted to "united" on RAWK? One with 100,000 minutes?
This thread will never stop. It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.

This is a thread about RAWK you tool. It quite clearly states in the title 'RAWK Goes Into Meltdown'.
 
So what you're saying is there are a lot of pages on FOOTBALL MATCHES played by united on RAWK. - FOOTBALL MATCHES
Of course on a normal footballing rival site, people would be interested in a united match and posts and pages would naturally pile up.
But is there a thread devoted to "united" on RAWK? One with 100,000 minutes?
This thread will never stop. It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.



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You're a very special person.
 
We're wasting valuable laughing time here.
 
So what you're saying is there are a lot of pages on FOOTBALL MATCHES played by united on RAWK. - FOOTBALL MATCHES
Of course on a normal footballing rival site, people would be interested in a united match and posts and pages would naturally pile up.
But is there a thread devoted to "united" on RAWK? One with 100,000 minutes?
This thread will never stop. It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.

As another has said, this thread is about Rawk, and not LFC. So by all means accuse us of a RAWKTARD obsession, but the thread is not evidence of anything else.

Njred O.G. 90+3
 
It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.

Threads about Liverpool on the first five pages of the Redcafe football forum - 5
Threads about Manchester United on the first five pages of the RAWK general sports forum - 7
 
Man United vs Arsenal* ... Page 40-77 = 37 pages
Man United vs Tottenham* ... Page 34-58 = 24 pages
West Brom vs Man United* ... Page 29-52 = 23 pages

*from 00-90mins, so add about another twenty pages for after match "discussion".

270 minutes of Manchester United football on RAWK = 84 pages.
95,799 minutes (exactly) of a RAWK thread on here = 31 pages.

I wish we could stop talking about them, just like they never talk about us :(

You realize that only a select few on RAWK would even comprehend your post. :lol:
 
Adeemo from RAWK

I really wouldn't go overboard with any praise of that performance from the Mancs, their attacking play was top class at times but my god what an awful defensive performance that was from Arsenal. Utd also had one of those days where everything they hit found the back of the net. I imagine the media won't mention that their defence looked terrible and that Arsenal should have had at least 4 or 5 goals themselves.

:lol:
 
How to post on RAWK:


1) Start a thread on PL fixtures, spend 50 pages discussing Manchester United
2) When a united player scores or does good sarcastically comment "Best young player in the world!" "BEST EVER HURRR" forgetting that any hype United get is usually for a reason
3) Comment on inept defending saying "Suarez would have a field day here" (In other words Suarez is the BPITW)
4) When United score 3 pages of "feck off"
5) Celebrate players getting injured.
6) Mention Rafa Benitez for some fecking perplexing reason i.e. "Benitez would do a good job at Arsenal)
7) "We can beat this team definitely"
8) "feck me the league is shit this year, if we had our team from 08/09 we would steamroll these cnuts"
9) Mention Roy Hodgson in some way.
 
How to post on RAWK:


1) Start a thread on PL fixtures, spend 50 pages discussing Manchester United
2) When a united player scores or does good "Best young player in the world!" "BEST EVER HURRR"
3) Comment on inept defending saying "Suarez would have a field day here"
4) When United score 3 pages of "feck off"
5) Celebrate players getting injured.
6) Mention Rafa Benitez for some fecking perplexing reason i.e. "Benitez would do a good job at Arsenal"

7) When Manchester United beat Arsenal 8-2 say they're still shit and "We'll 'ave em!"
 
feck Olly! I re-edited and my 7 was pretty much the same. :lol:
 
feck sake. Just randomly visited a page there and straight away my checklist gets ticked.

:lol:

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Just seen the bit where Arsenal got their penalty, there are 2 or 3 pages filled with scousers making the same shit joke about how Webb is doing the wrong thing or Ferguson will be angry with his employer. I wonder how many of them will take it into account the next time he gives a decision which is slightly favourable to us.
 
They celebrated Welbeck getting injured - classy bunch.