Suarez > Rooney and Kuyt = Nani are among my favourites.They can't help themselves can they? Dribbling over their keyboards constantly.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)
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Suarez > Rooney and Kuyt = Nani are among my favourites.They can't help themselves can they? Dribbling over their keyboards constantly.
Liverpool 2011-12 are just a pricier, more glamorous version of Newcastle 1996-97.
I've noticed a current favourite of their's is rating Lucas above Anderson based on being picked for the Brazilian squad.
Anderson is actually fat and shit, you see, whereas Lucas isn't limited at all, or indeed pointless.
Anderson is actually fat and shit, you see, whereas Lucas isn't limited at all, or indeed pointless.
Never mind about the ridiculous Kuyt 8, Nani 8. But Doni's a 8? The same Roma Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime who conceded 7 at OT?
That was a hilarious read. Where to even start.
How the feck does a none CL none Europa league count as a "top" side in Europe.
So the top CB pairing in the world, 4 leagues in 5 years and 3 CL finals in 5 years is now on par with Carragher and Agger?
So 1 = 12?
A calamity of a post ends with a bang with this humdinger. I can't even begin to discuss this one, it's beyond ridiculous.
How the feck does a none CL none Europa league count as a "top" side in Europe.
So the top CB pairing in the world, 4 leagues in 5 years and 3 CL finals in 5 years is now on par with Carragher and Agger?
Lucus must be Keane, Robbo and Souness all rolled into one to knock down the backbone most of our deep champion league runs into a 6.
So 1 = 12?
13 goals 7 assists is apparently equal to 9 goals 14 assists.
A calamity of a post ends with a bang with this humdinger. I can't even begin to discuss this one, it's beyond ridiculous.
Gerrard – 10 v Giggs – 9
my laptop screen has coffee all over it now WTF
my laptop screen has coffee all over it now WTFThat has to be written by a Liverpool fan , nobody else would be that delusional about Liverpool , biggest pile of shite I have read in a long time.
It's a load of shite because Lucas by virtue of being a specialist DM fits better into the Brazil system whereas Anderson isn't either a specialist DM or attacking midfielder (anymore). And that's not mentioning injury problems too or even the fact that having the likes of Lucas starting for Brazil is one of the reasons why Brazil has turned to horsecrap in the last few years. Furthermore, using that same garbage logic, Ferdinand has pissed all over Carragher for the last ten years, yet none of them will acknowledge that.
I'm going to go on RAWK with my old account and start talking some hard truths at some point when I can be bothered.
What I love about that is that they're STILL bleating on about being a 'few signings away' from complete domination.
It's been that way since well before Rafa!
Oh my good god.
Especially in a 2 man midfield.Such a strange bunch.
Carroll being among the four best forwards in the league individually... jesus fecking christ. Agüero, Van Persie, Dzeko, Tévez - you took one hell of a beating from that lanky cnut.
By the way, if Carroll is among the best four, how come he gets a seven while Berbatov gets a nine? And how N'Gog is also a seven?
Lucas 9-6 Carrick
Carragher 8
Carroll is so good they look better when he doesn't play.
Transfer window - a conclusion
Here they are, gloating over Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea trying to buy players in the last 48 hours of the transfer window.
It includes such classics as:
Here they are, gloating over Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea trying to buy players in the last 48 hours of the transfer window.
It includes such classics as:
Poor Scousers.
Seven points in three matches and they're sure they'll finish in the top four.
Ok, I don't have any problem with that...
I'll be laughing even more in March and April and May.
Seven points in three matches and they're sure they'll finish in the top four.
Ok, I don't have any problem with that...
I'll be laughing even more in March and April and May.
The Great Net Spend Rope Trick (And More Moneyballs)
Oh, shit! This was on page 2. Another NET SPEND masterpiece!
(including players they haven't even sold yet)
Oh, shit! This was on page 2. Another NET SPEND masterpiece!
(including players they haven't even sold yet)
To be fair, they do have a decent squad and if they don't finish top 4 I would regard that as a massive failure, especially given the state of Spurs and Arsenal. United, City, Chelsea, Liverpool. They should make the top 4 by default.
LIVERPOOL HAVE MADE A PROIT, YOU IDIOTS!!!
Followed by:
I would cry if United did that...
I know, man. 3 players who were in the championship not too long ago (for about £48m), a back-up keeper, a kid from Sunderland who wasn't even their best player, a decent winger and two Uruguyans, one of whom is world class.
"To you, Liverpool, I will do a good deal! You give me £110 meeleeon and I give you very good players! You easily get top 4 spot this season, yes?"
"To you, Liverpool, I will do a good deal! You give me £110 meeleeon and I give you very good players! You easily get top 4 spot this season, yes?"
That article is pure fantasy. Liverpools wage bill last year (depending on where you read it) was around 120-140 million. It can only have grown since January with all the additions to the squad they have made.
The Torres/Babel for Suarez/Carrol cant be much better than a swap.
For the outgoings Aquilani is in the same situation as last year but with a reduced optional transfer fee. Jovanovich must have cost them cash to ship back to Belgium. Joe Cole is going nowhere - I think QPR are offering to pay 1/3 of his wages on a 1 year loan, then they get to try it again with a 30-year old next year.
Paul Konchesky, David Ngog, Nabil El Zahr, Danny Pacheco, Ayala, Philip Degen, Christian Poulsen, Brad Jones - they might get a few quid for the lot but are likely to have to send money with them in order to offset their wages.
The Torres/Babel for Suarez/Carrol cant be much better than a swap.
For the outgoings Aquilani is in the same situation as last year but with a reduced optional transfer fee. Jovanovich must have cost them cash to ship back to Belgium. Joe Cole is going nowhere - I think QPR are offering to pay 1/3 of his wages on a 1 year loan, then they get to try it again with a 30-year old next year.
Paul Konchesky, David Ngog, Nabil El Zahr, Danny Pacheco, Ayala, Philip Degen, Christian Poulsen, Brad Jones - they might get a few quid for the lot but are likely to have to send money with them in order to offset their wages.
So does RAWKite ever get to mention Veron as a shit transfer again because we got Van Nistelrooy at the same time and Ferdinand within 12 months, meaning veron was only 30 mil out of 80 spent?
No RAWKite ever gets to mention crop summer of Djemba Djemba, Bellion, Miller and Ronaldo because Ronaldo was 12 million which was more than the others combined (and therefore >50%)?>
To say this must have been a bitter pill to swallow
The Charlie Adam Song
I did not have a heavy breakfast Steve...
'Morning, mate.
Morning mate.
when he dived that day..I could have sworn the camera shook...
when he dived that day..I could have sworn the camera shook...
Na na na nah (clap twice)
Na na na nah (clap twice)
Na na na nah (sing three times then clap twice)
He's Scottish and he's toothy
His free kicks are real loopy
He's all together a beauty
Charlie Adam LFC
Anfield is his museum
The fans they come to see him
His passes are a dream(pronounced dree-um)
Charlie Adam LFC
(neat)
(sweet)
[NOT](petite)
So get an LFC scarf on
A pie that you can naw on
We're gonna watch the balls from
Charlie Adam LFC.
You left out the last verse, Steve.
His passing is erratic,
His belly is the fattest,
He cannot do pilates,
Charlie Adam LFC
Na na na nah (clap twice)
Na na na nah (sing three times then clap twice)
He's Scottish and he's toothy
His free kicks are real loopy
He's all together a beauty
Charlie Adam LFC
Anfield is his museum
The fans they come to see him
His passes are a dream(pronounced dree-um)
Charlie Adam LFC
(neat)
(sweet)
[NOT](petite)
So get an LFC scarf on
A pie that you can naw on
We're gonna watch the balls from
Charlie Adam LFC.
You left out the last verse, Steve.
His passing is erratic,
His belly is the fattest,
He cannot do pilates,
Charlie Adam LFC
You'd be more likely to see Charlie Adam in a fecking zoo than a museum
So if you consider wages saved but ignore losing net 5 players from the squad, start including players they haven't sold yet, use a huge one-off transfer fee to distort things and then divide the still significant transfer deficit by 5, then they just about made a net profit.
feck's sake. No one knows the details of how the fees are to be paid, so any sort of numbers done in this way is basically just pulled out of someone's arse.
Surely Carroll isn't on less than 60k/week pre-tax?
As a foreign lad, I was just told that the two most popular TV channels in England are: Man Utd TV and the Liverpool History Channel. Any truth to this, fellow local Caftards? Just thought I'd ask....
Despite not being from UK myself, I can tell that it sounds bullshit.
There's also the RAWK jackanory channel don't forget