RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

nbred just hates us laughing at Liverpool fans. He can't stand it.

It can't be easy accusing others of obsession with ten years and 4000 posts on a United forum, so he pretends this isn't a Man United website.

You couldn't make up that level of self delusion.
 
So what you're saying is there are a lot of pages on FOOTBALL MATCHES played by united on RAWK. - FOOTBALL MATCHES
Of course on a normal footballing rival site, people would be interested in a united match and posts and pages would naturally pile up.
But is there a thread devoted to "united" on RAWK? One with 100,000 minutes?
This thread will never stop. It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.

Whenever I post in this thread it's usually not to post about Liverpoo FC.

It's their idiot fans at RAWK!! Can you not see that?
 
How to post on RAWK:


1) Start a thread on PL fixtures, spend 50 pages discussing Manchester United
2) When a united player scores or does good sarcastically comment "Best young player in the world!" "BEST EVER HURRR" forgetting that any hype United get is usually for a reason
3) Comment on inept defending saying "Suarez would have a field day here" (In other words Suarez is the BPITW)
4) When United score 3 pages of "feck off"
5) Celebrate players getting injured.
6) Mention Rafa Benitez for some fecking perplexing reason i.e. "Benitez would do a good job at Arsenal)
7) "We can beat this team definitely"
8) "feck me the league is shit this year, if we had our team from 08/09 we would steamroll these cnuts"
9) Mention Roy Hodgson in some way.

This must explain yesterday's mega-match thread then.
 
So what you're saying is there are a lot of pages on FOOTBALL MATCHES played by united on RAWK. - FOOTBALL MATCHES
Of course on a normal footballing rival site, people would be interested in a united match and posts and pages would naturally pile up.
But is there a thread devoted to "united" on RAWK? One with 100,000 minutes?
This thread will never stop. It can't because mancs will never ever have the willpower to not post about LIVERPOOL FC.

Funny you start this complaining shortly after we battered Arsenal 8-2, hows them lemons?
 
I like this thread:

Manchester City

It's a Liverpool v Man City thread - pretty entertaining for ahem... neutrals. ;)
This thread is insanely entertaining... how deluded are these people, I can't fecking believe it, even after all this years.

Some City fans said:

I also find it funny how people on here consistently say the likes of Anderson are poor players and big up Lucas so much. I know one thing, Lucas woulnd't get into United's team over Anderson. Lucas wouldn't get into City's team over Toure and De Jong. He wouldn't get into Chelsea's team over Essien.

The reactions are hilarious (please note we're talking about Lucas, a player who they almost hated over there over the last couple of years, before realizing he's actually quite decent):

You do realise that Lucas and Anderson are both Brazilian. One starts for the international team, one doesn't make the bench. I'll let you figure out which name goes with which

He [Anderson] would not make our 25-man squad
:lol:

You just beat me to it. Lucas is also a South American Youth Championship winning captain. And he'd have captained the Brazil U-20's in the Youth World Cup if it hadn't been for injury. He has been his clubs stand out player for nigh on 18 months now, with a Player of the year award to back it up. He has gone out against players in this league who used to dominate him when he was younger, and has bossed them. He has grown into one of the best DM's in the league. He is a starter for the Brazilian senior team. Yet Anderson, who can't get into the Brazilian team, and who has never ever bossed the same caliber of players that Lucas has, is apparently a better player. Madness. It's just fecking madness

Lucas has obviously grown into a good player, even though I was criticising him two years ago, I realise I was wrong. I don't quite understand Man Utd, they have shite like Anderson in the squad but still keep on winning 8 fecking 2... weird.

The only thing Anderson dominates is the fecking McNasty's drive thru.
He's fecking shit and fat.


To be fair there are quite a few voices of reason as well. One even thinks it's ours to lose this year again, I guess he's banned by now.
 
They've tried to do a Merseyside XI to counter the BBC's Manchester XI:


Merseyside based England XI
GK - Neville
RB - Johnson
LB - Baines
CB - Kelly
CB - Carragher
CM - Gerrard
CM - Spearing
CM - Barkley
RW - Sterling
LW -Downing
CF - Carroll

Sterling is a given, as anyone who supports Liverpool (and no one who doesn't) will already know that Sterling is better than Messi. I'm guessing thats Phil Neville they've put in goal? :wenger:
 
nbred just hates us laughing at Liverpool fans. He can't stand it.

It can't be easy accusing others of obsession with ten years and 4000 posts on a United forum, so he pretends this isn't a Man United website.

You couldn't make up that level of self delusion.

one of the prerequistes of being a Liverpool supporter is self delusion. So we should not be surprised when a Liverpool supporter exhibits it.
 
They've tried to do a Merseyside XI to counter the BBC's Manchester XI:




Sterling is a given, as anyone who supports Liverpool (and no one who doesn't) will already know that Sterling is better than Messi. I'm guessing thats Phil Neville they've put in goal? :wenger:

Can you give us a link to that brilliance?
 
Not RAWK, but just hilarious:

There’s been a lot of talk since the start of the season about how much of a genius Alex Ferguson is and how he’s putting together a team to rival Barcelona this season. Then, they go an maul Arsenal on Sunday. There’s no doubt in my mind that the entire media and press are going to be utterly, completely and totally insufferable in their praise for them come the next few days. Personally, I think that’s utter nonsense; as far as I’m concerned, he is in no better a position than he was last year. All he’s done is add a winger to the two he’s already got, a keeper that will take at least a full season to completely bloom and another young centre back that won’t play every week.

They had a good result against Tottenham last weekend as well, winning 3-nil. Only, so did City Sunday just gone, putting 5 past Spurs at their own ground. That – coupled with currently being rock bottom – would kind of suggest that they’re actually there for the taking at the moment. And United’s win against Arsenal on Sunday was as much to do with Arsene Wenger’s growing insanity as anything. Anybody who saw the game could see that Ferguson appeared to be trying to stop his team from scoring toward the end and even Gary Neville took little pleasure in the nature of the scoreline. This wasn’t a masterclass by United, this was the brutal murdering of a club already hamstrung by years of mismanagement; our own new first-team made a much stronger Arsenal look poor last weekend and were they to have played us at Anfield, we’d have probably knocked a few more past them as well.

Some might argue that United have just added to the depth of their squad but I would argue that if anything, we’ve had the far more successful summer and will also benefit more in the long-term. Ferguson has added Ashley Young and Phil Jones when, in reality, he didn’t really need them. What he needed was a couple of quality, central mid-fielders and a good holding player. The only one of their signings they actually needed was De Gea and he’s looked far from a potentially great player up to now. On the other hand, we’ve brought in Doni, arguably good enough to be a first choice at most Premier League clubs; Charlie Adam – a player United could probably have done with themselves; Stewart Downing, Jose Enrique and Jordan Henderson. Coupled with Suarez and Carroll in January (who are still seemingly new signings, as we’ve barely seen them together yet) and are looking to bring in one of the most promising young players to come out of Uruguay since Suarez himself, and for less than half the price of Phil Jones, he could turn out to be twice the player.

To back up my belief, I’m going to have a quick look over each side’s starting 11′s and the likely benches that both sides would choose if at full-strength.

GK – Reina v De Gea: I think I’ll have about 99% of fans of any club on my side in this argument, but Reina is hands-down the better keeper and De Gea is unlikely to ever reach his level (but will no doubt become first-choice for Spain, given the ‘special’ club he’s playing at). So this one is easy:

Reina – 10 v De Gea – 7

RB – Kelly v Rafael: This is a slightly tougher one, as we’ve seen so little of either player, with Kelly having played 17 games for the Reds and Rafael around 40. On first impressions of both players though, they’re both incredibly promising. Kelly is a very tall and surprisingly quick full back with a growing penchant for getting forward, as he demonstrated last week against Arsenal, and Rafael likewise. The only downside to Rafael’s game is that he’s always walking a bit of a disciplinary tightrope, having already received 2 red cards in less than a half-century of games. As both show a lot of potential:

Kelly – 7 v Rafael – 7

CB – Agger & Carragher v Ferdinand & Vidic: This is a difficult one for both sides as it’s highly likely that both CB pairings will change regularly over the season due to fatigue, injury, etc as both contain players that are – to put it kindly – ‘getting on’. But these are more-than-likely going to be the first choice pairings. Both Carragher and Ferdinand are coming to the end of distinguished careers and both are still highly thought of. The fact that they both walk in to two of the top sides in Europe, when fit, says a lot about both players. While Agger and Vidic are two of the best CB’s around and are likely to be for some time to come. Both sides regularly top the table when it comes to ‘goals against’ and that is largely down to having such experienced talented men at the back. While Vidic is widely regarded as one of the best in Europe though, it is also a widely held belief that Ferdinand isn’t the same player he once was and hasn’t been for some time:

Agger – 8 & Carragher – 8 v Ferdinand – 7 & Vidic – 9

LB – Enrique v Evra: Both quality full backs and both with plenty of experience in the Premier League. The only thing that goes in Evra’s favour here is that he is much more proven. He’s played at the top level for years and is regarded throughout as one of the best left-backs in Europe, while Jose Enrique is one of the best in the League but only potentially in Europe:

Enrique 8 v Evra – 10

LM – Downing v Young: Both new signings; both from Aston Villa and both very talented. Time will tell who turns out to be the better value signing. At the moment though, it’s fair to say that Young is the slightly better player but Downing could turn out to be the more valuable signing though, as he is more consistent and contribute more to the team. So for the time being, I’m sitting on the fence on this one:

Downing – 8 v Young – 8

DM – Lucas v Carrick: Anderson has played more this season but Carrick is United’s first-choice when it comes to the defensive midfield role. He is supposedly a great passer of the ball and was once thought of as England’s great midfield hope. Back in the real world we all know he’s just an average player who makes 1-in-10 passes look good; he is everything that is wrong with the England tea, in that he is picked repeatedly whilst better players than him are left by the wayside. On the other hand, Lucas has won over pretty much all of his detractors within (and without) the club; he is now happily sitting atop the list of the League’ best holding midfielders and, should Liverpool get back in to the Champions League this season, probably also Europe in the future. This one is easy:

Lucas – 9 v Carrick – 6

CM – Gerrard v Giggs: While Charlie Adam has played every game so far for the Reds, there can be no doubt that Gerrard will be back in the side when fit and it’s likely to be Charlie Adam who loses out. Giggs – let’s be honest here – is a total legend. A cheating scum-bag but a legendary footballer and not even the most hardened Red could deny it. Likewise, Gerrard is one of the greatest midfielders that we’ve ever had. If he wins even one League title with us before he retires, he will rightly be held on the same level as a player like Giggs. But given that Giggs has been a fading force for a couple of seasons and that he’s used sparingly and likely to be used even more so this year, you have to give Gerrard the edge here:

Gerrard – 10 v Giggs – 9

RM – Kuyt v Nani: This is a more difficult position to look at as both have hugely differing styles. Nani is the archetypal winger while Kuyt is a converted forward with lots of energy and a workhorses attitude. One runs the wings the other has a tendency to drift inside or cross from deep. But they’re both equally as effective for their respective clubs:

Kuyt – 8 v Nani – 8

CF – Suarez & Carroll v Hernandez & Rooney: While Berbatov would be most people’s choice over Hernandez, it appears he has been frozen out at OT in recent games so given how highly thought of ‘little pea’ (or whatever his ridiculous name is) is, he completes the pairing with Rooney. Both are very dangerous on paper but both still have some flaws and need bit of work. Individually, though there’s no doubt that these are four of the best forwards in the League. Even as for me, it’s hard to admit but on his day Rooney can devastate teams on without any help from his team-mates. With what we’ve seen of Suarez so far though, the same can be said of him. With Carroll and Hernandez though, they’re both very much rough diamonds and works in progress. The talent is certainly for both of them but they must be honed into complete players by their clubs:

Suarez – 10 & Carroll – 7 v Rooney – 9 & Hernandez – 7

Bench: It’s on the bench where the battle is likely to be won or lost from either team as both teams are stronger than their counterparts in certain positions. Going with the 7-man bench that is standard practise in the Premier League now, this is what I believe is strongest Liverpool’s bench:

Doni – 8, Skrtel – 7, Aurelio – 8, Henderson – 7, Meireles – 9 , Adam – 8, Ngog – 7 v Lindegaard– 7, Fabio – 6, Jones – 8, Anderson – 7, Cleverley – 7, Valencia – 8, Berbatov – 9

Having taken all of these ratings into consideration (and I haven’t been doing it strategically, I’ve just rated players based purely on how good I think they are out of 10) and totalled them up, the final overall ratings of each squad is:

Liverpool – 147 v Manchester United – 139 with each club having an average score of 8.16 and 7.77 per player.

So in my opinion, Liverpool currently have the edge over the League Champions in terms of overall squad and also starting 11′s. At this moment in time though, Liverpool are a much ‘newer’ team, while United have the mentally they’ve built up over the years and know what it means to win. The positive thing for the Reds is that their players are there to overhaul them sooner or later, and should we bring in a couple more quality signings in the next few days, then I can see no reason for why that can’t be sooner.

Are United Really That Much Better Than Us? | live4liverpool.com
 
That is actually funnier than anything I've ever read on RAWK.
 
"If I assign random numbers to all the members of both teams, can we pretend liverpool has a better squad? pleeeaaase?"
 
The season doesn't feel like it has started until some scouse fan turns up with his 'detailed' analysis of Pool vs United. Break them down and add them up, Liverpool > United, etc. Now I can be assured that the new season is well in motion.
 
This made me choke on my Coco Pops:

Gerrard is one of the greatest midfielders that we’ve ever had. If he wins even one League title with us before he retires, he will rightly be held on the same level as a player like Giggs.
 
This made me choke on my Coco Pops:
Gerrard is one of the greatest midfielders that we’ve ever had. If he wins even one League title with us before he retires, he will rightly be held on the same level as a player like Giggs.

This sure is made up - no person with the right mind would make this statement. It's beyond ridicolous and mind-blowing. I am in shock.
 
There are so many biased and incorrect points in that post that it was rendered stupid by the time said author did his comparison of Carragher - Ferdinand. Let me get this straight... both are coming to the end of their careers yet Carragher is rated higher? Find me a single manager on this planet that would take a fully fit Carragher over a Ferdinand at 3/4 fit.

Rio is missing games and he's a 7 yet Gerrard is a 10 despite missing many games, and better than Giggs? No fecking way.

Downing on equal rating as Young? Kuyt equal to Nani?

Suarez has had a great start to the season and he's rated higher than Rooney, a player most sane people in the world RATE AS ONE OF THE FIVE OR SIX BEST PLAYERS ON THE feckING PLANET.

Lucas a 9 of 10. Oh my.

Evra at 10 is a bit too high me thinks. I'd say an 8 at most based on his last year of performances.

And Kelly equal to Rafael. Love how the author says neither have been seen much yet mentions Rafael has played around FORTY matches and notices his collection of cards. Huh? Which is it - doesn't play much or plays enough to get cautions?
 
Some of Liverpool's ratings go up to 11.
 
Charlie Adam – a player United could probably have done with themselves

Yes. This is obviously why United fans had heart attacks every time the Charlie Adam thread was bumped.