RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

SharkyMcShark said:
I am enjoying the interplay between 'Mascherano bossing it on behalf of Liverpool' and 'feck OFF YOU LADYBOY TWAT' when Torres scored.
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im just reading up to that part :lol: rawk embarrasses itself once again, no surprises here

knew they'd have an opinion about gary neville's reaction to torres goal as well :angel:
 
Mascherano dedicating Barca's CL win to them last year meant a lot. Torres should take note and dedicate Chelsea's FA Cup victory to them.
 
Steve! :D

Was just logging off when I saw your post --

Here was a King! when comes such another?
First Kopite
Never, never. Come, away, away!
We'll burn his image in a holy place,
And with the brands fire the traitors' houses.
Take up the image.
Second Kopite
Go fetch fire.
Third Kopite
Pluck down benches.
Fourth Kopite
Pluck down forms, windows, any thing.
Exeunt Citizens with the image of King Kenny
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:lol:
 
Charlie Adam out for the season apparently. Unconfirmed rumours coming out that he did the injury breaking into his first jog of the season.
 
ghaliboy said:
Christ on a bike. Are these guys for real?? :lol:

/top post old chap..



:lol:
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He has a point, though. Alonso could have done with a similar miracle last night to the one that got LFC through that penalty shoot-out with Cardiff.
 
kf said:
There's a reason for that...:wenger:
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I'm such an uncultured slob. There's always another Shakespeare play to be read.

I didn't actually click the link till now, I find it painful to read RAWK, like listening to Fox News, too much nonsense, it overloads my logic circuits.

Reading the quote it's a one off line by a 4th extra, probably not a line that has much chance to impress us among 'Go fetch fire!' and 'Pluck down benches!'.

By itself, though, I still quite like the line. But I think in modern times the sentence might have been, "Grab stuff, cabinets, and whatever."
 
gooDevil said:
I'm such an uncultured slob. There's always another Shakespeare play to be read.

I didn't actually click the link till now, I find it painful to read RAWK, like listening to Fox News, too much nonsense, it overloads my logic circuits.

Reading the quote it's a one off line by a 4th extra, probably not a line that has much chance to impress us among 'Go fetch fire!' and 'Pluck down benches!'.

By itself, though, I still quite like the line. But I think in modern times the sentence might have been, "Grab stuff, cabinets, and whatever."
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:lol:

Is this a tv I see before me? Antenna in my hand! Come let me clutch thee. Ive paid for thee not, but I'm having you still.

Apologies to Lady MacBeth
 
I like your gumption, a good comic never quits because they're ahead. Really, running a joke into the ground is an art form.

'Woah, Yorick is fecked! We were totally bros, Horatio! The dude was freakin' hilarious, man, and bat-shit crazy at a party!'
 
EricaNo7 said:
And another:

A cup final ticket! A cup final ticket! My giro for a cup final ticket!

Sorry Richard 111
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I see a trend starting here.... a better line for our RAWK plagiarist...

"Friends, Scousers, Kopites... borrow us a fiver 'til Friday la, I'm brassic"
 
"We're the only ones still alive, we're a rock band of brothers! Anyone who helps me kill these assholes, they're in the band! I don't care if you fecked my mom, this makes up for it!"
 
EricaNo7 said:
And another:

A cup final ticket! A cup final ticket! My giro for a cup final ticket!

Sorry Richard 111
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:lol:

Once more unto the giro, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall to keep the authorities out.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As collecting money paid because we don't have a job:
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
A Scouser attempting a conspiracy theory
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as a Scouser attempting to use their brain
O'erhang and jutty his confused base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful nonsense.
Now we must set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath against their fetid smell,
To your full amount. On, on, you noblest Scousers.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of scum!
Absent fathers that, like so many Liverpudlians,
Have in these parts been lost to unemployment
And sheathed their swords for lack of brains:
And you, good Dalglish,
Whose brain is but mere mush, show us here
The slum in which you live; let us swear
That you are worth your in-breeding; which I doubt;
For all of your moaning at referrees,
You hath not indeed a noble excuse.
I see you stand in that dole queue,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God we're unemployed, we're shit, we're eighth!"

:lol: Sorry Henry V.

Really bad, but I did my best trying to keep that in iambic pentameter :lol:
 
MG said:
:lol:

Once more unto the giro, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall to keep the authorities out.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As collecting money paid because we don't have a job:
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
A Scouser attempting a conspiracy theory
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as a Scouser attempting to use their brain
O'erhang and jutty his confused base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful nonsense.
Now we must set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath against their fetid smell,
To your full amount. On, on, you noblest Scousers.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of scum!
Absent fathers that, like so many Liverpudlians,
Have in these parts been lost to unemployment
And sheathed their swords for lack of brains:
And you, good Dalglish,
Whose brain is but mere mush, show us here
The slum in which you live; let us swear
That you are worth your in-breeding; which I doubt;
For all of your moaning at referrees,
You hath not indeed a noble excuse.
I see you stand in that dole queue,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God we're unemployed, we're shit, we're eighth!"

:lol: Sorry Henry V.

Really bad, but I did my best trying to keep that in iambic pentameter :lol:
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:lol: some marvellous lines there, MG, the slum in which you live, whose blood is fet from fathers of scum.
 
I bet they loved Reinas comments earlier. Basically saying that they've had a great season and they're on the up and for the want of a better phrase "next year".
 
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

20m...... 20m!!!!!.. :lol:


(not sure if he did get that assist at QPR..)
 
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