RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

Hey there. Hey there big man, do you need holding? Close your eyes. Go on, close them. I don't know how tall you are relative to Rafa, but imagine yourself in his manly arms. [You may need to be crouched down/standing on a box to make this role play work]. Rafa's pressing you into his ample tum, and he's got one arm around your neck, and the other across the small of your back. Are you feeling that? He's wearing a lovely cologne, you can't place it, but it's really manly and reassuring, and it briefly reminds you how you used to feel when you got a cuddle from your Grandad when you were a little kid. As you sink into that relaxed and loved state of being, you become aware that Rafa is whispering in your ear. He's saying 'it's okay, it's okay, I've gone, I've gone, but I'm still here in your dreams". You can almost feel the bristles of his goatee tickling your earlobe. It's like the first time you kissed a girl. Remember how excited and thrilling that felt. You felt unbeatable. You felt the anticipation and you felt loved. It made you a man. But listen; the soft Spanish mannerisms of his accent envelope you in a warm fuzzy moment of joy, and for a moment you're transported back to the feeling you and when you climbed up the ropes in primary school. You forget about Roy, and FSG, and Kenny Dalglish and you breathe deeply and easily.


:wenger::eek::wenger::lol::confused::rolleyes:
 
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You mean where we spent 3/4s of this season? Near the top 4? Despite our best 11 never playing with each other? Keep it up, I'm having a good laugh at you.

I am truly confused by these people. It's like a cult. I've supported many teams that are not doing well. The fans always look at what's wrong and how to fix it. They honestly believe they are a top 4 team. How many seasons around 7th will it take? And what in the feck is with the injuries excuse? All teams have injury problems, especially those in the top 4 who also play in Europe and have players on international duty.
 
It's bad parenting. What they remember is winning the CL with Rafa. He raised these supporters and they learned their deluded behavior from him. They're trying to be like 'daddy'. They lack a strict mother to set them straight. Whack them on the back of the head and tell them to sit down and shut up. Enough is enough.
 
It's bad parenting. What they remember is winning the CL with Rafa. He raised these supporters and they learned their deluded behavior from him. They're trying to be like 'daddy'. They lack a strict mother to set them straight. Whack them on the back of the head and tell them to sit down and shut up. Enough is enough.

I like your style, you'd make a great mum.
 
I just got this message from a friend.


I am truly confused by these people. It's like a cult. I've supported many teams that are not doing well. The fans always look at what's wrong and how to fix it. They honestly believe they are a top 4 team. How many seasons around 7th will it take? And what in the feck is with the injuries excuse? All teams have injury problems, especially those in the top 4 who also play in Europe and have players on international duty.

:lol:

Arsenal and United have had FAR worse injury records this season. Absolutely astonishing they're using it as an excuse.

Suarez out 'for practically a quarter of the season' is another one of their best excuses. For fecking feck sakes if he didn't feck up to epic proportions he wouldn't have missed those games.
 
Not on RAWK, but from a Scouser:

Everton not rolling over for the Mancs is bizarre.

This is the modern Liverpool supporter: Someone who finds it odd that their team won't deliberately lose for no reason other than to anger rival supporters.

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:lol:

Arsenal and United have had FAR worse injury records this season. Absolutely astonishing they're using it as an excuse.

Suarez out 'for practically a quarter of the season' is another one of their best excuses. For fecking feck sakes if he didn't feck up to epic proportions he wouldn't have missed those games.

More importantly he's only missed 5 games through suspension throughout the entire season, with only 4 missed for his racism ban.
 
That post quoted by Desert Eagle is truly bizarre. I have always felt their deification of Rafa was some kind of homosexual obsession, but that post makes me think of incest. Creepy.
 
You can almost feel the bristles of his goatee tickling your earlobe. It's like the first time you kissed a girl.

The first girl I kissed didn't have a beard. What kind of girls are they growing in Scousepool?

I think the poster is gay, there is no shame in that, he's using his love of Rafa to come out & should be applauded for his honesty!
 
Lucas and to an extent Banega have no business being on a list with the likes of Scholes, Pirlo and Xavi.

Why on earth would you build your system around having a short passing, limited, complete defensive midfielder :wenger:??

It makes no sense. Great at what he does and a handy player to play in front of the back four but wouldn't having a CB who can come out of his line and play that role regularly mean that they'd be getting the ball much further up the pitch and with one extra man free?

I don't get it. :lol:
 
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I am truly confused by these people. It's like a cult. I've supported many teams that are not doing well. The fans always look at what's wrong and how to fix it. They honestly believe they are a top 4 team. How many seasons around 7th will it take? And what in the feck is with the injuries excuse? All teams have injury problems, especially those in the top 4 who also play in Europe and have players on international duty.

Newcastle fans never accepted their loss of status and thought they were a top four team during all those years since they actually were. It seems common enough, and Liverpool fans, with all their past success, are bound to hold onto such a thought for as long as anyone.
 
They've taken Chelsea's result really badly over there tonight, especially when Torres scores the goal which takes them to the final.

This made me laugh though:

I wonder if Gary Neville will support us when we get into the CL. I would cringe a bit if he celebrated a Gerrard goal or even Suarez one to get us to the final

:lol:
 
Think they took it quite well actually. Gracious as ever.


Oh piss off.
Oh feck off you fecking c*nt!!!!!!"!!!
feck off football
OH JESUS feckING CHRIST
You horrible rent boy Ladyboy c*nt.
Neville the feckin bastard
Obvious and hateful
No fecking way. No fecking eay
And it had to be fecking Torres. What a nightmare of a year.
One of the most painful things I've seen that.
feck off life. And you Neville. feck you. Die.
Manc prick.
Ha, what'd'ya know...........watching Barca is exactly like watching us
 
Lucas and to an extent Banega have no business being on a list with the likes of Scholes, Pirlo and Xavi.

lucas? :lol:

What has he done except had a decent half season of football more than a year ago?

He doesn't do anything well except maybe shield the back four a little bit.

Lets see him play in a two man midfield. That'd be good for a laugh.
 
Massive contrast to this forum tonight. When Torres scored it was like they'd just lost to West Brom all over again.

So very bitter.
 
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and Andy does not disappoint



:lol::lol::lol: Next year is their year guys. Oh Noesssssss!

That is genuinely mental.

Finishing in the Top 4 above Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Newcastle with that Liverpool side (even with a couple of signings) would be an exceptional achievement from Kenny and I'd take back every negative thing I've ever said about him as a manager.
 
Watching the game tonight with a Coventry and a WBA fan, I asked them about the Suarez/Evra incident. They thought obviously Suarez is a cnut but it‘s understandable to make a mistake during a match like United/Liverpool. But the way Liverpool FC handled the thing is a farce...
About right IMO.
 
Lets see him play in a two man midfield. That'd be good for a laugh.

He tried. Then Alonso came into prime. Fair play to that.
He was then brought back behind the advanced players. That's where this 'He's an AM playing as a DM..' myth came from.

Now he's one of the worlds best DMs. Great at what he does but a player that limited is pretty pointless in modern football.