dunno seems to be all the rage recently.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)
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dunno seems to be all the rage recently.
There's no Heysel, Hillsborough or Munich-related shit-slinging involved, GB, it's just harmless fun between sets of fans.
If people get a kick out of reading & posting about it then let 'em at it.
If people get a kick out of reading & posting about it then let 'em at it.
"Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................."
Bit of your own medicine - ya Jackeen boo-boy...
It's not as good when the season hasn't started obviously but I'm definitely a fan of this thread.
If quoting the loon from Allerton is the problem surely we could just agree to leave his ramblings over on RAWK?
If quoting the loon from Allerton is the problem surely we could just agree to leave his ramblings over on RAWK?
Wrong thread, RHD!
And my GAA loyalties lie towards the south-west in any case.
And my GAA loyalties lie towards the south-west in any case.
It was funny while there was some degree of challenge coming from them and Rafa was in charge. Was cack last season and so is this one so far.
What's the point of closing the thread? We are laughing at the delusion of the scousers, not 'for the sake of it'. The excessive Andy@Allerton (not a WUM, just a poor simple scouse cnut) quoting is annoying, but a load of us find this thread entertaining so closing it for something like that is a bit of a joke.
I think someone has sand in their vagina.
I think someone has sand in their vagina.
How long did he last ?
You just know that Liverpool will somehow feck up during the course of the season and RAWK will melt down, as it always does.
They're in the first stage of delusion over there at the minute i.e. in thinking that players like Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing are going to deliver lots of silverware.
Stage Two is imminent (the beginning of the season).
Stage Three (meltdown) usually happens just after Xmas. That's when they'll bang on about "next" season again. But who will they blame this time? They haven't got Hodsgon or the owners to blame anymore.
The weather? Food price inflation?
They're in the first stage of delusion over there at the minute i.e. in thinking that players like Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing are going to deliver lots of silverware.
Stage Two is imminent (the beginning of the season).
Stage Three (meltdown) usually happens just after Xmas. That's when they'll bang on about "next" season again. But who will they blame this time? They haven't got Hodsgon or the owners to blame anymore.
The weather? Food price inflation?
SAF, SKY, referees, the FA, Ronaldo diving, Gillette and Hicks, Hodgson, Michael Owen, UEFA, FIFA, Abramovich, Mourinho, John O'Shea, not being in Europe, net spend, Torres, no back pass rule, size of the nets, League cup midweek distractions and Gary Neville.
Fixed
You're right.These threads aren't the same without Rafa
Ironically, the whole "this thread is embarrassing" thing is more a sign of caring what Liverpool fans think than the thread itself. Who gives a shit if they think we're obsessed? It's just a bit of fun. Sometimes they say stupid/funny stuff, and we quote it. And then we laugh a bit. No, the "material" isn't always top class, but good look finding the thread on the Caf where it is.
But yes, I miss Rafa. Dalglish isn't nearly as fun
But yes, I miss Rafa. Dalglish isn't nearly as fun
Have they cried about cleverley being called up and not Henderson
Gibson?
'A Song for Downing'
It will be like 08/09, when they had Rafa and hadnt really started hating on their owners - everything will be the fault of the refs, and the Sky funded FA
Actually, they have. Check out the England-Holland thread.
This is my favorite thread on the caf. I'll burn my fecking bra if it get's shut down. Laughing at scouse delusion is the cream on top of every United success.
I sat down with a large coffee on Sunday evening and read the RAWK matchday thread from start to finish. There's enough material in there to write a book on delusion and bias at a clinically chronic level.
Before the match it was all about how City were going to be too strong for us in midfield. Then when we were absolutely controlling the game it was "what a shit game between two shit teams" and "an embarrassment for English football" that they were tempted to "turn off and go and paint the fence"
But they didn't turn off. And how glad they were that they didn't as they saw United concede two goals which "proves just how shit they are" and that our new keeper who they actually are terrified will become one of the best in the world one day was "another shit keeper signed by Mr Alex Ferguson"
About 4 pages of lololololz and derision followed as they somehow tried to argue that friendlies such as them losing to Hull, are meaningless and tell you nothing about a team's chances, but at the same time, United being 2-0 down in a friendly was proof absolute that their view of us being absolutely shit is true.
Allerton was tallying up the decisions despite his thread about not moaning about referees or United this season. That he hadn't kept this up even before a ball was kicked, will be beyond the scope of his massive lack of ability to see anything that opposes his views on football.
There were plenty of requests for links to s stream as the Rawktards, keen to kick United while they were showing signs of that longed for decline, wanted in on the action "lolz they're losing at half time, Rafa was right, they ARE finished"
We all know what happened next, but suffice to say, their reaction did not disappoint. They still somehow managed to spin it such that this shit embarrassment to the English league, was good news for Liverpool in the coming season.
Long live RAWK, and long live this thread!
I sat down with a large coffee on Sunday evening and read the RAWK matchday thread from start to finish. There's enough material in there to write a book on delusion and bias at a clinically chronic level.
Before the match it was all about how City were going to be too strong for us in midfield. Then when we were absolutely controlling the game it was "what a shit game between two shit teams" and "an embarrassment for English football" that they were tempted to "turn off and go and paint the fence"
But they didn't turn off. And how glad they were that they didn't as they saw United concede two goals which "proves just how shit they are" and that our new keeper who they actually are terrified will become one of the best in the world one day was "another shit keeper signed by Mr Alex Ferguson"
About 4 pages of lololololz and derision followed as they somehow tried to argue that friendlies such as them losing to Hull, are meaningless and tell you nothing about a team's chances, but at the same time, United being 2-0 down in a friendly was proof absolute that their view of us being absolutely shit is true.
Allerton was tallying up the decisions despite his thread about not moaning about referees or United this season. That he hadn't kept this up even before a ball was kicked, will be beyond the scope of his massive lack of ability to see anything that opposes his views on football.
There were plenty of requests for links to s stream as the Rawktards, keen to kick United while they were showing signs of that longed for decline, wanted in on the action "lolz they're losing at half time, Rafa was right, they ARE finished"
We all know what happened next, but suffice to say, their reaction did not disappoint. They still somehow managed to spin it such that this shit embarrassment to the English league, was good news for Liverpool in the coming season.
Long live RAWK, and long live this thread!
What is it with RAWK and songs about players who haven't actually done anything for them yet?
At least wait until the guy actually sets up/ scores some meaningful goals in competitive games before proclaiming him the next Ronaldo.
What next? Some song for Ngog in which he single handedly wins them the treble?
Ngog the striker, can he shin it?
Ngog the striker, yes he can!
{to the tune of Bob the Builder}
Haha fantastic
In the year 2034 when we have a poor season and finish 4th they'll still be saying Rafa was right they are finished
Again - I deserve a tagline for creating the original RAWK Goes Into Meltdown Thread. But do I get one? Yep - ON TRIAL.
Start giving advice & to care about Caffolk's inner-feelings. Reach out my brother - be there... be there... be there... that should do it
You don't need to do all that to get a tagline... being an arse works just as well, it's quicker too...
Garylifo is a legend.
Celtics number one fan should be your tag surely!
What's the point of a tagline or am I missing something? It's a fecking internet forum ffs 
Are you serious?
Whats keepin you then - its been 6 years
I had one already, didn't like it... believe it or not I had my tagline changed to 'First Team Regular'
Seriously... no, seriously.
No, he's Red Hand Devil.
Surely that should be yours seeing as you throw your toys out of the pram everytime someone says something negative about your beloved Bhoys?
What's the point of a tagline or am I missing something? It's a fecking internet forum ffs
Is it? Well feck me sideways and call me Susan, I could have sworn this was real life!
Serious - really are you seriously serious - be serious now????
Jesus, you're lucky you got your tagline changed to that, the lads who've requested one have got shafted.
Folk either think i'm good at relationship advice or that i'm a breaker-upper of one. Either way i'm fecked - soft cnut if i am or an utter cnut if i'm the other
My tag-line is obviously hilarious. Good work by whoever did it
What do the RAWKites think of you posting in this thread Twigg? Won't they ban you over there for such wummery?!