King Kendrick
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They've got the Egyptian Messi in Salah mate, Neymar would be a downgrade IMO.I'm actually surprised there's been little in this thread about them signing Neymar.
Especially if they are level with Barcelona
They've got the Egyptian Messi in Salah mate, Neymar would be a downgrade IMO.I'm actually surprised there's been little in this thread about them signing Neymar.
Especially if they are level with Barcelona
Surely that video is fake?
Congrats on the massive league win!
Yeah I think it's actually from the tranmere cup celebrations.
Is that how long it's been since you last won anything? The Jackie Chan Cup doesn't count but should help to remind you where the pot cabinet is located.
I'm liking Captinaa over there. Here's what he had to say to the scousers at their own ground without getting banned.
Congrats on the massive league win!
Yes i remember he transfered over for a while.Is that Cantona? Cantona has been gold in Rawk in terms of winding them up over the years. Couldn't quite work here though.
This is my fave.
I'm just picturing this man sitting in a barren room, with one solitary poster on the wall - Liverpool, Premier League Asia Cup Winners 2017.
His team have just been declared bankrupt following some questionable involvement in criminal organisations by FSG. £700 million in debt. Coutinho severed his leg in a car accident with Firmino, who has lost all ability to play football. Mane has been kidnapped mid November, Liverpool slip down the league table. Jurgen struggles to gain any sort of form. Woodburn comes on in the 60th minute, he comes off in the 65th. They're last in the league, having just lost 4-0 to Brighton.
They've been dumped out the FA and EFL cup by league 2 sides and never made it to the Champions League following a 3-0 aggregate loss to FC Qarabag.
The season comes to an end and they're last, they're going down, the can't keep the wages going so they let their stars go. They're further in debt and are ready for a season in the Championship.
A terrible season you might say, but remember ladies and gentlemen, they won the Premier League Asia Cup 2017, and THAT is something to be proud of.
Congrats on the massive league win!
Wtf is wrong with you?This is my fave.
I'm just picturing this man sitting in a barren room, with one solitary poster on the wall - Liverpool, Premier League Asia Cup Winners 2017.
His team have just been declared bankrupt following some questionable involvement in criminal organisations by FSG. £700 million in debt. Coutinho severed his leg in a car accident with Firmino, who has lost all ability to play football. Mane has been kidnapped mid November, Liverpool slip down the league table. Jurgen struggles to gain any sort of form. Woodburn comes on in the 60th minute, he comes off in the 65th. They're last in the league, having just lost 4-0 to Brighton.
They've been dumped out the FA and EFL cup by league 2 sides and never made it to the Champions League following a 3-0 aggregate loss to FC Qarabag.
The season comes to an end and they're last, they're going down, the can't keep the wages going so they let their stars go. They're further in debt and are ready for a season in the Championship.
A terrible season you might say, but remember ladies and gentlemen, they won the Premier League Asia Cup 2017, and THAT is something to be proud of.
Liverpool fans have lots of history in this respect. Even at the 66 world cup final they had to yell about themselves.
It's because Flanagan is sensible enough to know that the trophy is meaningless.
Congrats on the massive league win!
Reading the comments on that I have to ask, did any United fans seriously call our trophies last season a "treble?"
I've seen Pool fans make comments about it but never any United fans do so unless it was tongue in cheek.
I honestly doubt any real United fans did.Reading the comments on that I have to ask, did any United fans seriously call our trophies last season a "treble?"
I've seen Pool fans make comments about it but never any United fans do so unless it was tongue in cheek.
Isn't Flanno always referred to by an hilariously ironic name - Roberto Flannos or Flanninho etc
I can't remember an actual one, as you can probably tell. They aren't much better though, from what I can recall.
Flandini?
Congrats on the massive league win!
Is that Cantona? Cantona has been gold in Rawk in terms of winding them up over the years. Couldn't quite work here though.
I was severely inebriated. Apologies.Sorry mate, but you need help
We need someone to photoshop this and put in a fully kitted John Terry joining the celebrations.
Okay is it just me or is there a young Gary Busey (bottom left corner) and Ralph Fiennes (diagonal over Busey's left shoulder) in this photo?Liverpool fans have lots of history in this respect. Even at the 66 world cup final they had to yell about themselves.
Could be just you, don't know what you look like.Okay is it just me or is there a young Gary Busey (bottom left corner) and Ralph Fiennes (diagonal over Busey's left shoulder) in this photo?
No, I'm the FBI looking guy just above Busey's headCould be just you, don't know what you look like.
RAWK said said:But we are gathering momentum with a young-ish manager who has a global reputation, and owners willing to back him with a lot of cash and a global following that frankly dwarfs Barcelona's. And he is settled in the core of a team that is formed around him, where he has been allowed to grow to play the best football of his life, and where he is settled in life in Liverpool.
In what world is Klopp young? He's 50 ffs, not some cherub cheeked choir boy. As for Liverpool's following dwarfing Barcelona .Why would Coutinho leave beauiful Liverpool for Barcelona?
It gets better...In what world is Klopp young? He's 50 ffs, not some cherub cheeked choir boy. As for Liverpool's following dwarfing Barcelona .
They're also snide as feck. They get away with absolute murder...
A bit like Ferguson's Man Utd they all seem to be able to tap up players with no consequences. It is only when it concerns a youth player that they seem to get punished.
Told by a blue that the Asia Trophy doesn't count as a trophy. And with his vast breadth of trophy winning experience his opinion matters
The lack of self-awareness on there is staggering. They've won 1 league cup in 11 years themselves for fecks sake.
Yeah, Liverpool would never tap up a player. Never ever ever ever happened before.It gets better...
Barcelona:-
Yeah, Liverpool would never tap up a player. Never ever ever ever happened before.
Liverpool being bigger and more popular made my morning so far. However doesn't top them taking the piss our of us winning FA cup, Europa League, League cup in 12 months thus dwarfing their last 12 years combined only to celebrate the China Cup and act like it's a real cup.
However, Klopp pointed out that Liverpool had experienced a hectic schedule when they reached the Europa League final during his first season in charge at Anfield.
"I'm not interested in what Jose Mourinho says," he said. "Why should I talk about Manchester United? Jose is talking about us, yes.
"OK, we had a season like Man United the year before. I don't know if anybody asked us how it feels. Sorry that we lost the final, yes. We played Sevilla, they played Ajax. That's the difference.
"So we suffered during the season. The Europa League was hard. Yes, Chelsea will feel also the difference -- they played something like 13 players last season. But it's also not my problem if they use only 11, well done.
"I don't want to be part of this. I answer if you ask, but I am not interested."
Klopp has been moaning about United yet again
That's not United's fault, they had no control over who they played. They beat the team put in front of them