I think DM/CM plus a striker will be for next season.
Raphael Varane | Signed for United!
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I’m happy with Fred and McTominay
Ben white price is at least 58m euros, based off reports of them wanting 50m£ guaranteed.
Of course Ben white will be there longer than Varane will be with us, you'd think
I can't post tweets yet but Chelsea have apparently joined the race to sign Varane (@theMadridZone)
City?
feck off NewbieI can't post tweets yet but Chelsea have apparently joined the race to sign Varane (@theMadridZone)
City ... Chelsea....
Donny Sideways. Sounds like a mobster.
Donny Splinters is a more apt nickname (splinters in the arse that is)..
Mad that this actually seems to be on. I've been dismissing it as bullshit until recently.
Poor muppetry.
What a great signing this would be. Quality .
Takes one to know one, Pretty Boy
Ah, got it now. That is, google got it for me
Floyds from Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink, I wanted us to buy him back in the days of yore.
Yeaaaaaah preparing a bid muddafuccckkkeerr
Muppets shall inherit the earth
Name a better Muppet signing.
Name a better Muppet signing.
I haven't said our back-up defence would be the best
But it would be top 5 in europe.
Gonzo Higuaín
So first we find out Varane is following the fan hype train, we start writing poems and giving him the come hither eyes, and now the deal is imminent?
Redcafe makes its first ever transfer signing for MUFC
I've never been the same since Vidal
I thought Varane looked decent in the Euros from what I watched. But then I have to question my opinion as I also couldn’t help notice something about his legs. Are they bowed slightly? Obviously doesn’t matter but I can’t remember noticing it with another player ever. I should probably focus on the football more 
If he’s any good he’ll surely want to move to a big club after a while?
Pre Ole defence : Some combination of Rojo/Smalling/Jones/Darmian/shaw/blind/lindelof/bailly
Ole's potential back 4: AWB – Varane – Maguire – Shaw
Ole's potential back 4: AWB – Varane – Maguire – Shaw
Inminente lads, inminente!
Right, he has cat legs ! Call thr transfer off. Sign Beyoncé insteadI thought Varane looked decent in the Euros from what I watched. But then I have to question my opinion as I also couldn’t help notice something about his legs. Are they bowed slightly? Obviously doesn’t matter but I can’t remember noticing it with another player ever. I should probably focus on the football more
Garincha 2.0I thought Varane looked decent in the Euros from what I watched. But then I have to question my opinion as I also couldn’t help notice something about his legs. Are they bowed slightly? Obviously doesn’t matter but I can’t remember noticing it with another player ever. I should probably focus on the football more
Inminente lads, inminente!
Fabrizio putting a contract length out there has got me hyped that this is the confirmation that Varane is happy with the move.
How good will it be if we get this one over the line. Our first two signings of the window would both be world class signings, our number one choice for each position and clearly the best options available in 2 positions that we badly needed to strengthen.
Hopefully that won’t be the end of our business but if somebody offered this scenario before the window opened I’d of been delighted with it.
If we some how get Tripper and a quality midfielder it has the potential to be our best summer ever or at least best since 2006.
Hopefully that won’t be the end of our business but if somebody offered this scenario before the window opened I’d of been delighted with it.
If we some how get Tripper and a quality midfielder it has the potential to be our best summer ever or at least best since 2006.
Indeed; These youngsters don't know what proper Muppetry is
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As if there wasn’t enough reasons to be all over this transfer already
But yeah, seems it’s only me that’s seeing it. You guys clearly don’t spend enough time looking at footballers legs!
I don't know about you but Casemiro might be an even better Muppet signing.
Ah, got it now. That is, google got it for me
Floyds from Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink, I wanted us to buy him back in the days of yore.
That tickled me I can’t lie
.Pretty impressive you knew to Google pretty boy and your username.
This smacks of Varane using Utd's name to get a new contract from Real to be honest.
Every time Ramos wanted a new deal the Utd rumours would come out.
Every time Ramos wanted a new deal the Utd rumours would come out.
More than a few red flags, hate to say it.
Plot twist: Varane is a massive Caf muppet. His unveiling video is just red flags waving.
He goes by the name of Horsechoker
Really?
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