Would Sancho and varane be good enough for the title? Think so. What do you all think?
Raphael Varane | Signed for United!
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What about A flock of seagulls?
Oh Varane, he ran so far away
Oh Varane, Madrid asked him to stay
The optimism here is entertaining enough, wether he comes or not.
I'll believe he's coming when he pulls on the United Jock strap.
I'll believe he's coming when he pulls on the United Jock strap.
The most hard hitting and accurate poem I have ever read.
Have you any published work I can have a look at?
Not bad, not bad at all.
Even better.
That works too.
Never thought we would get another chance at this guy after missing out in 2011 but this would truly be a dream signing
Are we sure he's not just using us like Ramos did?
I have a suspicion that he is using us to get a contract .....................from us.
An iconic transfer phrase, listed alongside other classics like 'Nos vamos en Manchester'
Lot of red flags
Amazing
Are we sure about the pronunciation of his name - could it be pronounced "Var-an-a"....otherwise we could go with the Ultravox classic
Clean sheets mean everything to me....
Ohhhhhhhh Varane!
Clean sheets mean everything to me....
Ohhhhhhhh Varane!
I'm expecting him to renew his contract and say "hamroll Madrid"
Nice selfie bro, looking dapper. Not sure why it's posted in a thread about Raphael Varane though.
We'd certainly be much closer, but we're still a good defensive midfielder away from being genuine contenders IMO.
Na, throw Camavinga in there too and we should be competing.
No. Trippier + defensive/creative midfielder and then maybe. We definitely need to start preparing for Cavani’s departure next season too. Liverpool, Chelsea, city will also be strengthening in the next few weeks.
I don't think its Varane you are supposed to focus on here. Look at the picture hanging above his head.
My bad. For some reason I had this idea. Saw it floated around on here. That's all good then.
It is a big enthusiasm day
I don't think Varane is a banker. I still think Madrid will find some money from nowhere and offer him a huge new deal when he returns to Spain ahead of the new season.
But even if he or another top CB joined, we're still one light in CM. And an injury to Wan Bissaka away from a right-back crisis.
We will need Greenwood to have his first 25+ goal season too.
Hi Varane 
Put it this way, i'll believe it when he's at Old Trafford stood next to Ole, holding up a United shirt.
Well aren't you a big ray of sunshine
The reign in Spain is mainly over for Varane... contractnegotiationsppermitting
Reliable? Hold me xoxox
We'll have to get some cold water on this eventually surely, some problems on the train tracks? it's the Utd way. We're heading straight without stopping for a done dealio.
He is just using us to get a new contract ... as a software developer for tesla
I heard it was as a manufacturer of rubber goalposts. It's the next big thing apparently.
They are actually going to have solar panels on the back
You surely can't disagree though.
If the FA rubbed the dollar signs out of their eyes found some morals, banned Man City's blood-money owners from running the club and relegated City for all their obvious financial doping these last 12 years.. Then I would feel confident winning the league with Varane and Sancho alone.
But we're competing against a team who are financially able to add Grealish and Kane at £100m a pop to a title winning and CL finalist team, despite not having a fan in their stadium for the last 18 months.. And barely any before that either.
Very tough competing against a team with owners who essentially just have a FM live editor installed to their game and can add funds to their team whenever they drop a point.
I assumed it was already photoshopped to include Eric
You surely can't disagree though.
If the FA rubbed the dollar signs out of their eyes found some morals, banned Man City's blood-money owners from running the club and relegated City for all their obvious financial doping these last 12 years.. Then I would feel confident winning the league with Varane and Sancho alone.
But we're competing against a team who are financially able to add Grealish and Kane at £100m a pop to a title winning and CL finalist team, despite not having a fan in their stadium for the last 18 months.. And barely any before that either.
Very tough competing against a team with owners who essentially just have a FM live editor installed to their game and can add funds to their team whenever they drop a point.
How about just focusing on what we can do and enjoying how we perform as a team in the upcoming season, instead of being all woe is me about a fantasy football team like City? Bit too negative for such a happy muppet thread I think.
The fact that we're reportedly letting Tuanzebe go out on loan this season makes me think that the club is quite confident in bringing in a CB...
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