A world class player we really want and need? Well you can say that is a muppet transfer as well. But I'd say any big name player for huge money qualifies as a muppet deal.
Radamel Falcao | Ducker: Medical passed!
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Loan deal done dealio
Every journo seems to be reporting on it now.. Falcao 9 shirt, mockup.. come on photoshoppers.
On the plus side he'll no longer play in front of a crowd of about 20 people...so there's that going for him too i guess.
Done Dealio...ffs!
Holy shit! Holy shit! Hooooooooooooooooly Shit!
So LvG's solution to the Rooney-RvP-Mata problem is to bin all 3 of them?Rafael Jones Rojo Shaw
Herrera Carrick Blind
Januzaj Falcao Di Maria
What a team!!!
There is no way i am doing any work today until this is done. If my boss tells me anything, i might just slap him
I dunno, wouldn't put it beyond him at all!
A loan would be a great deal, but at 28 signing him for so much money makes zero sense.
Ballbag was right after all 
Loan makes it much better though..
This feels just like when you've blown a load and she keeps sucking at the tip. Im done Woody!!
EurosGuillem Balague has just said on Skysports news that we signed him!
Jesus!
£65m!
£65m!
A loan? Maybe a big loan fee, but we don't have to buy him if he turns out to be crocked?
It would be better than 50m buy....
It would be better than 50m buy....
Pretty much this. It's just...weird.
Just wow.
holy shitLoan for a year, makes perfect sense...
loan makes far more sense
This is amazing. I don't care if we need him or not. I also don't care if we get him or not. But this summer transfer wise has been so much better than the last and we have actually signed 2 good midfielders + Di Maria as midfielder/winger.
Now I just want a cracking D-Day with United involved
We are on our way to overtake RM as the soap opera and transfer muppet club. We are even loaning our rejects to them! Wohoooo!
Now I just want a cracking D-Day with United involved
We are on our way to overtake RM as the soap opera and transfer muppet club. We are even loaning our rejects to them! Wohoooo!
Falcao? can we play him as a centre-back?
With Chicharito gone, there is space for a striker, but is that it for Welbeck then?
With Chicharito gone, there is space for a striker, but is that it for Welbeck then?
How much are these guys charging us for the loan?
OMG I am a state of shock
Okay, a loan sounds much better.
Loan deal eh? Makes sense to me.
Ssn saying £65M!!!! Surely not.
Not a bad philosophy... just outscore the other f**kers!!! Can't see LVG going for that though
Loan deal makes sense.
Wtff....so is it a loan or transfer?
A loan makes sense.
Why are we doing this.
I can't see the tweets. Is this official now or what???
Balague is not saying it's a loaner :
Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague5m
Van Gaal thinks Van Persie will continue struggling with injuries and Falcao is more than an ideal replacement
Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague12m
My colleague @matallanas says that Falcao has signed for Manchester United for €65m. Four seasons, €9 net a year.
€9 net a year. That's a £173k .... that's got to be over £300k a week (no idea how UK tax works) ?
Fantastic deal if true - gutted.
Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague5m
Van Gaal thinks Van Persie will continue struggling with injuries and Falcao is more than an ideal replacement
Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague12m
My colleague @matallanas says that Falcao has signed for Manchester United for €65m. Four seasons, €9 net a year.
€9 net a year. That's a £173k .... that's got to be over £300k a week (no idea how UK tax works) ?
Fantastic deal if true - gutted.
this is going to be a fun day on the cafThis is moving too damn fast to keep the thread titles sufficiently up to date.
We won't give Juve the extra 5m they are demanding for Vidal but will splash out 50m on Falcao . This is too surreal to be true.
. This is too surreal to be true.Great deal this
Loan deal. That would make sense. At least not spunking 65 million on him.
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