Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)

[sunama]

Pro football players, coaches and managers are out there day after day, working hard, trying to develop techniques to win games and also to entertain their supporters.
It's their job and they want to show everybody that they are good at what they do.
And the net result of all that hard work, is summarised as follows:

Newcastle are absolute shit and somehow West Ham are even worse.

You cruel man.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Huddersfield 0 Southampton 0.

 

[VorZakone]

Puts United's 4-0 into perspective? West Ham are atrocious

 

[SATA]

How the hell can you lose 0-3 to Newcastle of all teams

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Good point for Watford. Brighton still no goals. Booing at Palace. Good result for Swansea.

 

[Android1974]

Puts United's 4-0 into perspective? West Ham are atrocious

What about our 0-4 to Swansea, are they atrocious too?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch, blow some bubbles now you twats.

After that shambles at their 'Boleyn,' ground, I agree

 

[themoyesboy]

feck me, is everyone going to be told the cringy 'welcome to the premier league' line after a late goal like no one has ever experienced anything like this before.

The Premier League is known around the world as THE league of late goals

 

[DomesticTadpole]

After that shambles at their 'Boleyn,' ground, I agree

They will be attacking their own team bus soon.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

They will be attacking their own team bus soon.

Or Karen Brady's arse as it's known

 

[pseudo_canadian]

You know things are bad when you're getting thoroughly thumped by fecking Newcastle.

 

[BigDub]

Or Karen Brady's arse as it's known

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Or Karen Brady's arse as it's known

Behave.

 

[marlowe78]

Looks like its gonna be an interesting relegation battle.

 

[Canagel]

I am revelling in West Ham's demise. They deserve it after what their fans did our team bus. Long may it continue.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I am revelling in West Ham's demise. They deserve it after what their fans did our team bus. Long may it continue.

I'd say you were bitter, but I am too so totally agree.

Love to see what they do back at their 'stadium'...lose in front of bigger crowds I hope

 

[Offside]

I am revelling in West Ham's demise. They deserve it after what their fans did our team bus. Long may it continue.

Can't forgive them for '95 either!

 

[horsechoker]

I am revelling in West Ham's demise. They deserve it after what their fans did our team bus. Long may it continue.

It's going to make some great additions to their banter era thread

 

[Kentonio]

Well that's my football predictions fecked for the week.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Looks like its gonna be an interesting relegation battle.

Relegated before Christmas or just after?

 

[Jippy]

The 3pm games seemed pretty tumescent today. Hoping for another goal onslaught from us tonight.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Can't forgive them for '95 either!

Shame they haven't put in any 'obscene,' efforts since. Just obscene football

 

[Redplane]

Well that's my football predictions fecked for the week.

If I was a betting man the PL is the last competition I'd be trying to make predictions on. Just about any other league is more predictable than this.

 

[Minimalist]

Robbie Savage has some bizarre dress sense.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Or Karen Brady's arse as it's known

 

[marlowe78]

Relegated before Christmas or just after?

I just think the relegation spots are going to be a lot more interesting this season than recently.

Although I just saw Huddersfield are top now.

 

[SCP]

Can I repeat another time Bilic is the worst fraud as a coach in England?

Total wate of money if West Ham is going to buy more players for him, he doesn't make them better, they all get worse under him, 1 just needs to see how Fonte played at Southampton, now he cannot even play in the starting 11.

Oh, and De Boer is the broken version of Van Gaal.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Robbie Savage has some bizarre dress sense.

He's wearing a dress?

Oh well, he could carry that off better than most

 

[Yorkeontop]

Bilic looks like a goner. Players seem to have given up. Goes back to last season really.

 

[Adisa]

Martial plays deeper than Rashford, so I don't understand the worry over Mahrez.

 

[Harry190]

Britos' red card challenge was crazy. Even the Watford fans knew he had messed up.

 

[Peanut Butter]

Neverton v Chavs tomorrow I take it because of Europa League?

Would have been 3pm today?

 

[Bole Top]

De Boer looked like a bad idea even before the season started. dutch league is basically u21 tournament, so I'd think twice before gambling with their young managers and players. I bet he'll be sacked before december.

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

He doesn't know football period. Terrible, terrible manager.

Ahah! True as well

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

Huddersfield 0 Southampton 0.

Wagner knows how to build a good defence. Still 0 goals conceded for them.

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

Looks like its gonna be an interesting relegation battle.

Bournemouth are down for sure, while Palace and West Ham just need to change their managers, imo.

 

[padr81]

Mata clearly on. Terrible decision. Only a matter of time though

 

[Kentonio]

Neverton v Chavs tomorrow I take it because of Europa League?

Would have been 3pm today?

In recent times Chelsea-Everton games have been awesome entertainment too. Should be a good match.

 

[Klopper76]

Leicester have been useless so far. I'm waiting for the inevitable United opener.

 

[Peyroteo]

Mata clearly on. Terrible decision. Only a matter of time though

I think he was just offside. The angle they showed wasn't great though

 

[Santi_Mesut_Alexis_87]

0-0 HT.