Premier League Gameweek 5

This West Ham opening 20 mins performance is possibly the most insipid I’ve seen in a while. No urgency, everyone casually jogging around and they’ve literally handed Jackson two one v ones.
 
Hard to take a manager who wears jeans seriously. Probably turned up in matching jacket too, a double denim Clarkson disaster.
 
West Ham have had a honking start to the season
 
Oh shit, Jackson has learnt how to finish? Just put his Ballon d'Or in the post now.

Still expecting a comically bad miss later in this game. If not next week.
 
All the money West Ham have spent on defenders and somehow Alvarez is starting at CB for them. God knows Zouma was a massive cnut but he wouldn't be getting ripped a new one by Nicholas Jackson.
 
We definitely should of asked for more from Sancho or loaned him to Juve. Every time he does well the media will use it as dig at us
 
West Ham and Everton both getting relegated, City too when their just punishment inevitably arrives. Some big shiny stadiums in the Championship next year.
 
How have West Ham spent so much money to be this shite? Lopetegui is a fraud.
 
Why PL always go in extremes? From penalty for every contact to no penalties at all.
Refs are really shit in PL.
 
Good old VAR. That is a stonewall penalty, absolute crap set of officials who don't know how to use the tech properly.
 
Held him long enough to make absolutely sure he didn’t get there. :lol: clown refereeing.
 
Sancho has been absolutely terrible so far. Giving the ball away or giving his teammates bobbling passes that put them under pressure. Looks completely out of his depth.