Premier League Gameweek 5

Not sure why Todibo isn’t starting yet. Mavropanos isn’t very good.
 
We got 40m for that pair of donkeys. On the other hand we paid 125.
 
Not surprised with West Ham. Didn't expect much improvement if any after the great man was let go and the choice of Lupitegui (butchered the name for sure).
 
Jackson turning up now. Chelsea with some good possession
 
Palace mugged us and we in turn mugged West Ham for Wan Bissaka. The lad is afraid to pass a ball forwards.
 
Wow, West Ham are terrible. Why is that Mavrapanos guy starting for them when they have Todibo on bench?
 
Oh shit, Jackson has learnt how to finish? Just put his Ballon d'Or in the post now.
 
Yup, 2 in 2 and we won't hear the end of it for a nice few weeks now.
It’s a funny one with assists because you can get them by a simple pass or even a deflection bouncing of you. And then you get the assist that Bruno or and Bruyne can make with wonderful passes.