Not being funny but we've got Mcnair in CDM and Rojo in CB no wonder we are getting dicked.
Pre-season friendly Manchester United - Borussia Dortmund
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Rojo was frightened poor lad.
Anyone got Dong Fangzhou's number?
We shouldn't forget that these lot have been playing under Tuchel for a longer time. Right now our players are still LVGised. Would be interesting to see how well we'd play against each other at full strength.
This loss will give Jose a lot more insight than a win would have. It's what pre-season is about. Rather to lose these useless games instead of totally succumbing in the opening games of the Premier League.
4-1 wtf
Can't wait for opposition fans to gloat about this game. Gonna be a blast.
They can definitely challenge Bayern, it will depend on their consistency.
Emre Mor is going to be some player. Dortmund got him for a steal as well. That is the kind of talented young winger I wish we had.
But it's all Rooney's fault! Look at him, not even playing and is just stinking the place. Sell him now or just sack him.
This. He is the only one I am 100% certain about being sold, probably at a massive loss but that doesn't matter as long as we don't have to see him again.
What did LvG buy him for again, fecking £18m? We will be lucky to recoup £8m.
Our rust is showing. We're getting spanked by a team that's much sharper and more honed in mentally than us.
Should have kept Van Gaal for pre-season.
Because we do not have that quality in attack on the pitch.
Out of our best team how many are playing? De Gea Fosu Mensah, Smalling, Bailly, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Pogba 
, Miki, Rooney, Martial, Zlatan.
The rest are fighting for their futures and some are clearly losing the battle!
, Miki, Rooney, Martial, Zlatan.The rest are fighting for their futures and some are clearly losing the battle!
Probably better we receive a thumping so Mourinho can address the problems during the transfer window.
We didn't look this bad before he joined up with the squad.
Really? Naming players have have not actually signed and there is no guarantee they actually will either is a bit cringey .
Does Martial not spring to mind?
Castro 4-1
pre season or not its a big beating this. No wonder Jose got that Wigan game tied up sharply as we'd be going into this as our first pre season game, probably would have conceded 8.
Exactly! He is the root of all evil, the anti-Christ!
Rashford
Mor is ripping us to shreds.
I must admit Dortmund are great. Their possession football is a joy to watch.
Could we please steal Depay, Rojo, Jone's passport and leave them in china?
van Gaal had one of the best pre-seasons of all time
Fantasy Girl says: You wont get any of them, cause Mou+Ibra+Co wont bring you salvation. Nobody will believe the fairy tail of the "biggest club" anymore and the other pullfactor called money wont attract great players. They want to play fantastic football, that they get at us, not at United.
Is this where Mourinho gets 3 years to fix us?
He's mostly avoided criticism in this thread but I think Herrera has been very poor today.
Herrera, Rojo and Jones have been awful today.
Dortmund looked a lot fitter and sharper than us.
our pressing game really garbage today. Wasteful on the ball as well but thats down to the rustiness I guess
Dortmund are also missing way fewer first teamers. We haven't got Ibra, Martial, Rooney, Smalling, De Gea, Schneiderlin, Basti, Darmian or Pogba (
Not true, they weren't playing with 5 or 6 first teamers either. It just seems they have more depth in talent than this Utd side
Gotta give credit to Herrera for lasting another 90mins. second on the bounce believe!
Ignoring that they are way ahead in preparations and we are missing most of our team... pre season means nothing. Dont forget we beat Madrid and Barca in LvG's 2 pre seasons.
Hm, I think that Emre Mor looks pretty good or Dembele, I've not decided yet. I'm sure we'll go 50/50 with Bayern getting Dembele and us getting Mor.
Since his first season (where he played like half the season) he's really not been up to par. Think this could be his last season to prove himself.