Technically his name is true if he’s not Jewish
Players whose names are a lie
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Koke- he would be seized by the narcs every time he takes to the pitch if it was true
Russell Beardsmore and Peter Beardsley.
Neither had beards, although Peter should've done a Jimmy Hill on it.
Neither had beards, although Peter should've done a Jimmy Hill on it.
Miralem Pjanic- is actually very composed
Gabriel Batistuta- has never thanked anyone for serving him a stew composed primarily of bats
Gabriel Batistuta- has never thanked anyone for serving him a stew composed primarily of bats
Ian Wright - his match day analysis is....well......
Paulo Wanchope - not a piece of meat and why can’t Paulo have 2 chops if he’s hungry?
Maradona is not Madonna
Jason Puncheon - isn't dating anyone out of his league.
Rashford - Drives a Merc, pretty calmly at that
Darren Fletcher - actually hates wood.
Luke Shaw - won an award for the most indecisive person ever.
Tamer Tuna, does not tame fish.
Jesus Corona… isn’t a piss like beer or a deadly virus.
Robin van Persie - is not from Persia.
Barry Venison wasn’t the flesh of a cervid.
I thought United should sign him to replace Albiston but apparently he was too dear.
I’ll get my coat…
I thought United should sign him to replace Albiston but apparently he was too dear.
I’ll get my coat…
Gareth Jelleyman - not actually a man made of jelly
Smalling is not small.
Crouch can't crouch.
Crouch can't crouch.
David Batty. Believed he was hetrosexual.
Oliver Kahn - Oliver Kahn what??
Terry Henry - is not a hoover
Terry Henry - is not a hoover
Abu Dhabi is not a football player. It's Abou Diaby who is the football player.
Hazard - hasn't caused any accidents
Jens Lehmann - did not start the financial crisis.
Martial : anything but a soldier.
Robbie Savage... is actually pretty aptly named.
Mane - Almost bald, most of the time.
Loves feathers though
Greenwood because he isn't a fecking forest... am I doing this right?
Ffs
Schumacher doesn't make shoes.
Otis Khan - actually, he can't
Thomas Muller - hates yoghurt.
Kante- seems like a nice guy
Graham Potter - is actually a football manager and doesn't make vases.
Redknapp isn't actually red nor is he a German company dealing with intelligent automation.
Leroy Sane - is fecking insane!
Memphis is not a pie
Dean Henderson isn't an underwear.
Divock Origi - Not the kind of party you think will happen.
Loris Karius - Actually very Kare'less'