Players whose names are a lie

Van der Beek - not a duck

Lucas - did not create Star Wars

Owen - not a kitchen appliance
 
Adam Armstrong - anything but armstrong

From now on his name is Adam Traore. The Wolves guy is Adama Armstrong
 
Rod Fanni - does not go fishing with his fanny
 
Slightly off topic but who would have thought arguably two of the best ever footballers were both called Ronaldo.
 
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Jordan Pickford - drives Lamborghini actually.
Pascal Groß - googled him, it really isn't that bad.
 
Lenell John-Lewis - is not a shop.
Gijsbert Bos - isn't a boss and won't get your bird.
 
Ansu Fati - is actually pretty lean.
 
Ricky Van Wolfswinkel - It probably means something completely different in Dutch. But none the less, I doubt he came from a wolf's winkel.

David Goodwillie - how do we know it is, has anyone seen it?

Danny Shiitu - Is not a coprophile - well not that we know of.

Danger Fourpence - neither dangerous or had fourpence - he might have had more, but judging by his career, I doubt it.

Lars Bender - Does not bend steel in the future.

Sven Bender - Is not one.

Junior Bent - and he is - is how he was announced to the crowd. I believe he wasn't.
 
Norman Conquest - was a footballer rather than an invasion of England almost a thousand years ago.
Danny Invincible - played for Kilmarnock and Swindon, so maybe wasn't so invincible.
Danger Fourpence - not dangerous and worth a little more than four pence.
Michael Gash .......
 
Ashley is not that Young anymore.

Michael Ball is not a ball.

Andy and Ashley (amongst others) aren't veggies
 
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There was a time in his career when he was actually pretty shit.
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As times continues ever onwards, Im increasingly sure he smashed us then did nothing for the rest of his career
 
Teddy Sheringham - notoriously selfish when it comes to sharing various cured meats.

Edit - also not a cuddly toy.
 
Vicente del Bosque doesn't come from the forest.
Pedro Porro is not a joint.
Koke Resurrección is not the Holy spirit and Pepe Reina is not a queen
 
Daniel Drinkwater - doesn't always drink water
Jessie Lingard - is not a girl, if he was she'd look like Phil Jones' girlfriend/wife
Phil Younghusband - is a middle aged husband now
 
3 pages and nobody has mentioned that Marvelous Nakamba isn't all that marvelous
 
Marvelous Nakamba - No. Just Standard Nakamba.(His mum is charitable...Allegedly...)
 
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