Waldo Ponce, hes probably anything but that.
Players whose names are a lie
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Dion Dublin - is from Leicester
Fabian Nürnberger - plays for Nürnberg, but is from Hamburg!
feck off!Vincent Kompany, is an individual, not a "company/corporation"
Someone may come up with a reason for
Jesus Corona
Jesus Corona
Colin Hendry - that thing about him harassing chickens with a hair dryer was never proven.
Victor Lindelof - far from a victor
Nick Pope - Not even a priest.
John Stones - Don't think he's stoned anyone.
Leonardo Spinazzola - To this day, Zola remains unspun.
James Maddison - Maddie died before she could have kids.
Tiemoue Bakayoko - Only John Lennon has ever backed Yoko. The rest of the world hates her.
John Stones - Don't think he's stoned anyone.
Leonardo Spinazzola - To this day, Zola remains unspun.
James Maddison - Maddie died before she could have kids.
Tiemoue Bakayoko - Only John Lennon has ever backed Yoko. The rest of the world hates her.
I've heard people say that David May.
I know for a fact that he definitely would.
I know for a fact that he definitely would.
Timmy Abraham - is actually not what you get when you order a Tammy Abraham on wish.com
- Smalling is 6 foot 4
- Chris Eagles couldn't fly
- Darren Fletcher can't feather arrows
- Gareth Bale is not a haystack
- Eric Dier is still alive
- Ryan Mason can't build buggerall
- Chris Eagles couldn't fly
- Darren Fletcher can't feather arrows
- Gareth Bale is not a haystack
- Eric Dier is still alive
- Ryan Mason can't build buggerall
Drinkwater was best in the United youths, where he played with John Cofie and Febian Brandy.
This one is at least true during Ramadan.
horsechoker - never killed a horse with his bare hands (or did he?)
Tim Krul deffo wasn't in that film
Ashley Young is the eldest in Villa's squad, by quite some margin.
Son is not even remotely related to me.
Granit Xhaka is not made of magmatic rock.
Son is not even remotely related to me.
Granit Xhaka is not made of magmatic rock.
I appreciate this post
Totti - wasn’t totty
Umtiti - not someone contemplating tits
Petit - wasn’t that small
Waddle - wasn’t fat enough to waddle on the pitch
Izzet - no it isn’t
Umtiti - not someone contemplating tits
Petit - wasn’t that small
Waddle - wasn’t fat enough to waddle on the pitch
Izzet - no it isn’t
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Matt Derbyshire- is actually from Lancashire
Mike Dean - ain´t no school administrator just a shit ref.
Areola - not such a tit after all.
Peter Ndlovu - never did manage to find the one
Dion Dublin, not actually from Dublin
Chris Eagles, can't fly
Paul Parker, not a pen
Djemba Djemba, not so good they named him twice
Chris Eagles, can't fly
Paul Parker, not a pen
Djemba Djemba, not so good they named him twice
Never seen Nicky Butt stealing ass
Doctor Khumalo is not a doctor.
Butland - usually lands on his side while goalkeeping
Gollini - tries to keep goals coming in
Cancelo - actually proceeds with instructions from Pep
Matty Cash - most likely invests in crypto
Lewis Dunk - doesn't play basketball
Gunnarson - didn't come through Arsenal ranks
Varane - not a lizard
Max Kilman - not convicted as of the time of this post
Matt Targett - no one's aiming at him
Kortney Hause - you can't buy him as a property
Jonjoe Kenny - doesn't play with an orange parka
Rob Holding - doesn't seem to be holding Arsenal's backline really well
James Justin - I get it, he's young but he's been around for a while now
Stuart Dallas - not from Texas
Todd Cantwell - is actually doing alright
Sean Longstaff - I doubt it
Thomas Partey - doesn't bring any fun to Arsenal's midfield
Joshua King - fair to say he didn't live up to his potential, didn't even reach Prince-Boateng
Shane Long - actually pretty average height for a striker
Peter Crouch - didn't do much crouching in his career
Gollini - tries to keep goals coming in
Cancelo - actually proceeds with instructions from Pep
Matty Cash - most likely invests in crypto
Lewis Dunk - doesn't play basketball
Gunnarson - didn't come through Arsenal ranks
Varane - not a lizard
Max Kilman - not convicted as of the time of this post
Matt Targett - no one's aiming at him
Kortney Hause - you can't buy him as a property
Jonjoe Kenny - doesn't play with an orange parka
Rob Holding - doesn't seem to be holding Arsenal's backline really well
James Justin - I get it, he's young but he's been around for a while now
Stuart Dallas - not from Texas
Todd Cantwell - is actually doing alright
Sean Longstaff - I doubt it
Thomas Partey - doesn't bring any fun to Arsenal's midfield
Joshua King - fair to say he didn't live up to his potential, didn't even reach Prince-Boateng
Shane Long - actually pretty average height for a striker
Peter Crouch - didn't do much crouching in his career
Put him in the shower with Andre Hasanally, and I suppose we'll find out.
He is also not all Fonzie, although he does have swag
Wayne Rooney. I always thought he was in favor of kangoroos
Bernd Leno - undamaged by fire
Tyrone Mings - smells pretty good
Teemu Pukki - is rarely sick at all
Kelechi Iheanacho - does not own any Mexican food
Juan Mata - increasingly doesn't
Ben Chilwell - has problems relaxing
Daniel Amartey - no, you're Daniel
Max Kilman - does not murder as many people as possible
Tyrone Mings - smells pretty good
Teemu Pukki - is rarely sick at all
Kelechi Iheanacho - does not own any Mexican food
Juan Mata - increasingly doesn't
Ben Chilwell - has problems relaxing
Daniel Amartey - no, you're Daniel
Max Kilman - does not murder as many people as possible
Matt Targett, is neither a striker or a dart board
Matty Cash, isn't an atm machine.
Matty Cash, isn't an atm machine.
Isaac Success - not too much of a success
Oscar - not even once nominated for the Academy Awards
Danny Shittu - you don’t get to play in Premier League if you’re truly shittu
Oscar - not even once nominated for the Academy Awards
Danny Shittu - you don’t get to play in Premier League if you’re truly shittu