Players whose names are a lie

Buffon - not a clown
Malo Gusto - not a shit coffee pod.
Timber - not a lumberjack
Schweinsteiger - doesn't climb pigs (afaik)
Gibson - doesn't play guitar
Quincy Promes - broke his word to behave
Goodwillie - done for sexual assault
Yun Suk-Young - wasn't.
John Dicks - when unavailable, Arsenal refused to play with dicks out
 
You could translate it from Spanish as "bad taste" so maybe it's true.
Was thinking of it as an alternative to Dolce Gusto, but as far as I know nobody has gotten around to marketing that yet.
 
Buffon - not a clown
Malo Gusto - not a shit coffee pod.
Timber - not a lumberjack
Schweinsteiger - doesn't climb pigs (afaik)
Gibson - doesn't play guitar
Quincy Promes - broke his word to behave
Goodwillie - done for sexual assault
Yun Suk-Young - wasn't.
John Dicks - when unavailable, Arsenal refused to play with dicks out
"Steigen" means to "climb", but in that context it would be "Besteigen" = to mount with intent to reproduce. A "Steige" is a compartment in the widest sense, and a "Schweinsteige" is simply a pigsty.

Stefan Kuntz = was only one.
 
"Steigen" means to "climb", but in that context it would be "Besteigen" = to mount with intent to reproduce. A "Steige" is a compartment in the widest sense, and a "Schweinsteige" is simply a pigsty.

Stefan Kuntz = was only one.
I thought it translated literally to "pig overseer" but that sounds less funny. Pigsty is even worse.
 
Ashley Young - is old
Chris Smalling - is not small
 
Daniel Drinkwater once drank a cup of coffee. So it is not only water.