Yassine Bounou - nobody has ever said yes.
Players whose names are a lie
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
Well... he has a boring personality, in that sense it fits.
But Bynoe-Gittens obtained one in exchange for money
Yes, Lahm is not a lie, his character, behaviour, etc. is pretty lahm.
Buffon - not a clown
Malo Gusto - not a shit coffee pod.
Timber - not a lumberjack
Schweinsteiger - doesn't climb pigs (afaik)
Gibson - doesn't play guitar
Quincy Promes - broke his word to behave
Goodwillie - done for sexual assault
Yun Suk-Young - wasn't.
John Dicks - when unavailable, Arsenal refused to play with dicks out
Malo Gusto - not a shit coffee pod.
Timber - not a lumberjack
Schweinsteiger - doesn't climb pigs (afaik)
Gibson - doesn't play guitar
Quincy Promes - broke his word to behave
Goodwillie - done for sexual assault
Yun Suk-Young - wasn't.
John Dicks - when unavailable, Arsenal refused to play with dicks out
Was thinking of it as an alternative to Dolce Gusto, but as far as I know nobody has gotten around to marketing that yet.
"Steigen" means to "climb", but in that context it would be "Besteigen" = to mount with intent to reproduce. A "Steige" is a compartment in the widest sense, and a "Schweinsteige" is simply a pigsty.
Stefan Kuntz = was only one.
I thought it translated literally to "pig overseer" but that sounds less funny. Pigsty is even worse.
Ashley Young - is old
Chris Smalling - is not small
Chris Smalling - is not small
There was this guy called Franco Foda but it is not proven that he never paid for, erm, "Services"
Ledley King was never the boss of Lee King.
David Goodwillie
His willie was definitely bad.
His willie was definitely bad.
That implies youve checked his willie.
Alex Ferguson
His father was called Alexander
His father was called Alexander
Bastian Swanstiger is not a swan nor a tiger of any kind.
Daniel Drinkwater once drank a cup of coffee. So it is not only water.
Well he is a rapist (allegedly)
Also, is not a delight to watch.