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Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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Also accurate. Let's stop though before Raoul bans us all
He is davids identical facial expression twin.
why has facebook gone live with this?
no making fun of Pogmama.Exactly, he can come across as arrogant in his demeanor, but I think he's incredibly grounded and just confident in his abilities. Like not many footballers don't drink, don't head to clubs, bring their mother with them for their medical etc. He's only 23, but for me he just ticks every box and I can't wait to see him playing where he belongs.
Just logged on, and some great stuff on the flight tracking.
Delighted he is here, it took it's time but in the words of Kenny Powers 'Finally, Motherfeckers'.
She doesn't look like Whoopi Goldberg
Just like the guy thinking Dave Gill looked like that driver.
You all need to go to specsavers.
Souness is not impressed.
Why is this Pogba medical "complex" and could take days?
Are they checking for tapeworms or something?
Are they checking for tapeworms or something?
She doesn't look like Whoopi Goldberg
Just like the guy thinking Dave Gill looked like that driver.
You all need to go to specsavers.
I think he's making a point that the comparisons being made in this thread are borderline racist by making a ridiculous comparison like that.
At least I hope so.
Mines nowhere near as bad as the David Gill shout! The driver looks more like Uncle Fester than David Gill and that's being kind.She doesn't look like Whoopi Goldberg
Just like the guy thinking Dave Gill looked like that driver.
You all need to go to specsavers.
The deal will be announced tonight or early tomorrow morning so he can be in training tomorrow. They won't take too long to announce it because the season is starting this weekend.
That makes sense, it really is a ridiculous comparison
They're both terrible to be fair.
I read somewhere on that Juventus forum Pogba had a limp. Didn't pay too much attention to it at the time but maybay he does and we are extra carefull with a very rigorous medical ?
I am almost certain he'll get some minutes against Bournemouth. Hopefully we can get the business done early so he can come in for 20 odd minutes when we're 2 goals up.
I am sure we could get him all the vicodine he need, House style
If it's all done and he's ready to go I'd start him.
Don't listen to them trolls, ffs.
We'd know this already from the three seasons he was here
no pre-season under his belt?
He looked a physical mess in them kickboxing training videos on instagram.
Suppose, although the Euros only finished a few weeks back.
His pre-season involved playing hoops with Lukaku in Miami and doing a bit of MMA training in NY.
On second glance and seeing what Whoopi looks like nowadays, it was a bad shout but nothing racist intending by it.That makes sense, it really is a ridiculous comparison
They're both terrible to be fair.
That limp they're talking about is Pogba's way of walking like a character from GTA.
Faintness wise yeah, but preseason is about getting your match rhythm and eye on the ball. Starting him at the weekend would be a mistake imo.
He probably had ten pies hidden just off camera.
He's had no pre-season. I can't imagine that he'll be physically ready to start this Sunday. But he's just one of those guys who's blessed with an athletic body so I won't be surprised to see him start.
Gone live? What do you mean?
Who gives a shite what that cnut scouser bellend Souness thinks. Feck him. If this was liverpool getting Pogba he'd be raving about him and would be saying how they are going to win the league by more than 10 points and how it's a shame liverpool aren't playing in Europe this year because they would be the team to beat.
Definitely , midfield is an area that we have struggled with for years.
Even under Fergie, we were getting overran in there in so many games. This gives us a chance to correct that with a gem of a signing. We still need more midfield signings, but this is a massive step in the right direction.
No chance he starts, but a cameo isn't out of the question.
Shame we can't start Rafael and Scholes just for the lolz.
Shame we can't start Rafael and Scholes just for the lolz.
Oshea would be better
It's understated how the UK is by far the best place in Europe to live if you are a minority, our reserved nature means that even our most racist people aren't as overt as in the mainland.
He'll make his debut at Old Trafford, first home game, sub him on in the last 10 minutes.
Everything about this transfer has been so carefully managed for maximum marketing potential, I cannot see it being any other way.
Everything about this transfer has been so carefully managed for maximum marketing potential, I cannot see it being any other way.
I do think the whole apprehensions regarding lack of pre-season are overblown. He's a young, elite athlete who's in stellar shape. Its not like he's having to prepare for a NASA space mission, giving him a run around on Sunday isn't going to disastrous. And considering our midfield woes I expect him to be amongst the very first names on the teamsheet very soon, possibly as soon as the Southampton game the week after.
The punditry from Ex-Liverpool players is awful, macca and Souness etc slag off united as much as they possibly can. Macca yesterday was saying how lucky Lingards goal was ...... he went past 4 players and slotted it in FFS!
The Facebook trending shite has the Pogba set for United Medical story as the top one. I assume this is what he means.
Oh I agree, jose does need to replace carrick, and another alongside him, which means morgan, fellaini and herrera are not quiet to what Jose is looking for, 2017/18 season I would hope Mourinho adds 2 more CM players, move pogba has a no10 or like the lampard role so we get the full max out of pogba. So I feel next season we will get the real Jose Mourinho team, think Jose does not want to come in and rip apart the squad. I feel next season he will get the team he is looking for, as he phases out rooney and carrick, and moves on the likes of morgan, fellaini, and herrera, also