Oh! Just you wait. I have a special announcement direct from @ehsanul ready to go once once the official unveiling has been completed.
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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Oh! Just you wait. I have a special announcement direct from @ehsanul ready to go once once the official unveiling has been completed.
The fear from Souness everybody in the league is terrified that we're back. we've signed 3 world beaters and a very good centre half.Oh I love being hated rather then people having pity for us.Its good to be back.
How do you know what ehsanul looks like?
SpecSavers will sort you out mate, give them a call.No?
Finally!!! From "Pogba is coming" to "Pogba is here", it's been GoTesque roller coaster ride 
Hey after this transfer window I really am blind in one eye.
The driver looks like Shearer though, right?
He looks like someone you'd see on Cowboy Builders/Rogue Traders - potentially scamming the elderly on a loft conversion they did not originally desire, with no remorse for his actions & usually declines to comment.
EDIT: Pogbas mum looks like she's on her way to see her new 'luxury' conversion, soon wipe that grin off her face when her £50k has paid for nothing more than 4 holidays and a hot tub for his Alsatian.
I want to see him holding the kit and training next to zlatan smiling!
He looks like someone you'd see on Cowboy Builders/Rogue Traders - potentially scamming the elderly on a loft conversion they did not originally desire, with no remorse for his actions & usually declines to comment.
He does actuallyPogba's mum looks like John Coffey in a wig.
EDIT - Paul, if you read this - I'm sorry. Your mum looks lovely. Please sign for us.
EDIT - Paul, if you read this - I'm sorry. Your mum looks lovely. Please sign for us.
No?
Only their nose & lips look similar to me.
On the contrary, moments like this are part of what will justify the sub fee. That's like asking Sky to make the biggest games free as promo. MUTV won't drive subscription by making all the best bits free.
Souness is just a little nervous we're back. I have total trust in Jose. If he thinks he is the right man for United then so be it.
At some point, its not even worth debating with some people.
Sometimes its signing the players that make the whole team tick which allow your strikers to score 30-40 goals that matters more.
Souness pretty much sounds like all my otherwise sensible Scouse friends who're suddenly very concerned about our finances and transfer habits.
It means they're dreading seeing us return to the top, this signing is as strong of a statement as you get.
It means they're dreading seeing us return to the top, this signing is as strong of a statement as you get.
That's harsh, man.
Tahith Chong seems to have taken the jibes of him needing bulk up a little too far..
He looks like an extra from the Kray Twins movie.
He looks like a low ranked heavy in a British gangster movie.
They are both white, and are both men; beyond that I can't see any similarities
Stay classy
Which version? Tom Hardy or the Kemp Brothers?
Why can't he play on Sunday? If I remember correctly it took about 48 hours to bring back Scholes from retirement to play against City... Would be a funny turnaround.
We've also managed to spend a whole page talking about who's Pogba's mum's driver looks like.
The thread that keeps on giving.
The thread that keeps on giving.
Scholes had been training for weeks with united.
Old.
Yep. Anderson and Rooney will be our centre-mids, with Pogba occasionally coming on as an impact player.
Pogba has been training with Lukaku and other sports people for weeks too.
whoever runs that account needs a pay rises. They're always hilarious!Your face is old.
Theoretically he can, but considering he spent the best part of a month partying in the states with no football, he's not exactly going to be rushed into playing.
Wouldn't be surprised to see him on the bench though, might even get a bit of a run around too providing we start well.
He was judging Pogba on the performance from the EURO's no doubt.