Well the floor is yours. Self damning?
Self-damning, as in "makes it apparent that the person who wrote this doesn't understand what a viable argument is".
There are few things as time-consuming, galling and futile as trying to explain exactly what makes a stupid argument stupid. But if you insist:
We are here but there is absolutely nothing that says if we didn’t just hire Conte we would be lifting a Premier League title like Inter now following his methods on how he seena rebuild.
You're not only comparing reality with a hypothetical possibility that an alternative reality might have been even better, and taking this as indicative of shortcomings, you are also making an unwarranted extrapolation by assuming that since Conte won Serie A with one team, he would also have won the PL with a different team. No doubt you will say that you're not claiming he would, just that he
might have. But that just brings you back to your first problem, which is that you're comparing a hypothetical achievement to a real one, with no proof of relevance, and drawing from that entirely unjustified implications. The only thing this shows is that you don't understand how an argument works.
After all he took enough of our players.
Okay, so there are a handful of players who used to play for Man Utd, and who is now part of a team that won Serie A. Which shows what, exactly? Well, it shows that these players are good enough to play for a championship team in Serie A.
You think it shows that Antonio Conte is a better manager, which of course it doesn't.
All in all he’s done a good job for his standard. My standards are just different and I see a lot of things in his management that a believe a better manager wouldn’t have made
Let me rephrase that argument for you in a way that makes exactly the same argument with exactly the same degree of validity:
"He's a shit manager because I think he is, and I think he is because he is".
That's not actually an argument, or even a meaningful statement, at all.
You can bring up LVG and Mourinho if you want. But history shows how they manage clubs and there time under us is no big blimp in how they‘ve managed over the years. LVG was just a lot older and outdated and Jose well if you could do a line graph on performance you’ll probably just notice he’s getting progressively worse
This amounts to a jumbled claim that somehow, comparing OGS' results to those of his predecessors isn't relevant (while comparing it to what Antonio Conte has achieved with a different team in a different league somehow is). The reason being that LvG was "old and outdated", and Jose was just plain going downhill, so there. That's called "ignoring evidence which inconveniently fails to support your conclusion". Not a lot of people will read that and think "oh, that's a fair point".
Seriously, you're like that West Ham fan who insisted Moyes was shit and any manager would have brought West Ham to the brink of CL qualification. Because you know, the team is demonstrably doing well, and since Moyes is shit, it can't be because of him. And if it's nothing to do with him, anyone could have done it.
And please, don't make me say the John Cleese thing.