Imagine upgrading from Gabriel Jesus to this dude.
Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City
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Most goals in a PL season by a player: 32 (Salah)
Safe to say that's gonna be broken
Safe to say that's gonna be broken
Ah, at least we still have our dignity (by refusing release clause in his contract).
Well I don't think he means fail fail... but thinking he'd only get 20ish despite the historic hype and needing time. Yeah people thought that, or more specifically, really wanted it to happen... either way. If he continues to play against the bottom half... whatever, I'm not predicting anything.
He's a cheat code.
WTF
He is like cheat code in FM playing in the strongest team in EPL.
Is Haaland injury prone?
It is the only question that there was with Haaland and still exists.
Haaland can score 45 goals but if he is injured for the champions qualifiers, warning. Dortmund was punished for Haaland's injuries in every season.
If Haaland stays healthy he will break all goalscoring records.
It is the only question that there was with Haaland and still exists.
Haaland can score 45 goals but if he is injured for the champions qualifiers, warning. Dortmund was punished for Haaland's injuries in every season.
If Haaland stays healthy he will break all goalscoring records.
It’s all a bit ridiculous.
This isn’t fun anymore. Just cancel football until he retires.
Rashford and Martial have a combined two hattricks between them. Haaland has two in two games
He’s a cheat code for them.
This is too easy
fecks sake.
Who said he'd flop at City?
Haaland: 9 goals in 5
Tottenham: 9 goals in 5
Tottenham: 9 goals in 5
First half hat trick
Farmers league!! Needs to do this in a real league with real physical defenders
Farmers league!! Needs to do this in a real league with real physical defenders
Yikes.
At least he's worse news for Liverpool and anyone else actually expecting to compete for the title. Hopefully by the time we reach that point in however many years he and/or Guardiola are looking to feck off.
At least he's worse news for Liverpool and anyone else actually expecting to compete for the title. Hopefully by the time we reach that point in however many years he and/or Guardiola are looking to feck off.
At least Liverpool aren’t winning the league this year 
What about us mate
Scary thing is, he clearly isn't even fully in sync with their team yet. Most of his runs and movements aren't in sync
How many games will it take for Haaland to score more goals than the second top scorer this season?
He (or his dad, I forget) said that only Ole showed a strong desire to have him join, which made it an iffy prospect because they couldn’t be assured that Ole would be staying long. We might have had him if the club made more of an effort.
If only we'd have let them have the 37 year old Ronaldo problem instead as any smart club would have done.
It’s actually annoying how much he takes the piss. And to think we could’ve had him for 20m.
Needs nerfing. Only hope now is the Super League takes off and they implement a rule change to stop him.
Incredible.
In all seriousness I think he could force some tactical and personnel changes. It almost reminds me of Shaq keeping 7ft 280lb dudes that couldn't play in the NBA for 10 years during his prime. We might see monster athlete defenders becoming more prioritised than ever as Haaland-stoppers.
I thought they also wanted a crazy agent fee and a silly release clause in the contract? And the fact that he had the same agent as Pogba who was shitting all over us at the time. Don’t think it’s nearly as simple as is being made out here.
Next ballon dor winner
Well he is doing it with ease in EPL, but you have to give credit to Man City too. They create lots of chance every game.
Wonder if we would've gone along with the release clause his camp wanted if it only applied to clubs outside England.
Still quite convinced they never really were in for him.
40+ goals in the league should be achievable by him if he doesn't get injured. The PL is too easy for him
His walking off the pitch speed is faster than my sprint at the absolute peak of my fitness.
Haha this is unreal. 6 goals in 2 games :/
As if City weren’t boring enough.
Was always going to be the case that he'd hit the ground running, just one of those players.