Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City

He’ll smash whatever records he had in the BL now that he is playing for a side that completely dominates its league.
 
To be honest, it's great.

While we sort our shit out Haaland can spend the next couple of years stopping Liverpool winning anything.

Then when we're hopefully ready to compete, Madrid activate his release clause and he fecks off. Perfect.
What is his release clause set to?
 
Looks a bit light weight. Probably going to take a while to adjust to a new league ...

feck it, cant even be arsed to do the white text for that.
 
White Lukaku is going to get humbled real quick and will be be off to Madrid or Bayern in no time.

City plays football that doesn't suit him at all. He'll struggle to score 10 league goals.
This post aged like already expired milk left out on that day in July when it went up to 40 degrees in some parts of the UK
 
His talent has been obvious since he played for Salzburg. I’m glad he’s in the Premier League, makes it more entertaining
 
It's quite amazing that people on Manchester United forum enjoy being right about Manchester City player doing well.

What's next, hoping our new signings do badly because they weren't targets some people wanted here?
 
If City weren’t the richest club in England do you really believe he would be playing for City? Has nothing to do with his Dad playing for them.
Probably not, but that still doesn't change the fact that there is actually some family history for him and City.

And furthermore: What a farmers league. There's no way he will score that amount of goals in a competitive league like the PL.

Oh wait...
 
Ugh, why is this thread so fecking gleeful about Haaland killing it?

Because pure dominance - no matter who’s providing it - is fascinating and should be applauded.

If Haaland stays healthy, and he stays at City for 8+ years he’ll be a bona fide Premier League legend.
 
To think we could have got him a few years ago with ole at the wheel. What the hell happened? Meddling agents or was he never going to come to to United due to history??
 
Taking the piss now. No chance he doesn't break the PL record this season unless he gets a bad injury.
 
Seriously, are we not passed the stage of bumping his thread every time he scores a goal?
You think ignoring him makes it better?
Because what he's doing right now is sensational, he'll rewrite a lot of pages in that PL history book....