Nile Ranger arrested...again & again & again...

His life has just been a total wreck since he was a young teen, it seems. He's always getting into shit. Robbery, assault, guns and whatnot. He makes Ravel Morrison seem like a model pro.
 
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:lol: I like his allergic reaction to the tattoo - notice the raised skin? That will persist throughout his life and he'll have to use cream like germolene every time it hapens.

It happens intermittently to my tattoo, luckily, mine isn't above my eye.
 
Fair play to him, considering he commits so many crimes it's nice he's given himself such an identifiable tattoo. If only more criminals were this considerate.
 
Even my doctor said it was normal to occasionally have a non-painful, non-itchy reaction. After all regardless of the ink quality, it's still a foreign object to the body.
 
He should have just gone with KNOBHEAD across his forehead.
 
Could be handy when you have two players who look very much alike to brand them like that so a new manager does not make a mistake when putting on a sub. For example...
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Is that supposed to say Ranger? Because if so, the tattooist needs to work on his lower case "r"s.

"Ranges"


I think its meant to say Ranges, as in Ranges from complete cnut to just a bit of a cnut.
 
NILE Ranger will be questioned by police after punching a woman and smashing down a door outside his penthouse flat in Gordon Gardens earlier this month.

The controversial Swindon Town striker is at the centre of CCTV footage released by the Sunday Mirror today, where he is seen striking the woman three times and then kicking down the three-inch-thick door.

The footage was passed on to Wiltshire Police by the Sunday newspaper, and officers went to his flat in the town centre yesterday morning, but found he was not home.

A Wiltshire Police spokesman said: “The company has supplied the police with a copy of CCTV of the incident, which shows a man kicking and smashing the door and lift, and at one point punching a female who was with him.

“Police have been making inquiries to locate the suspect.

“As a result a man, aged 23, of Gordon Gardens, Swindon, will be contacted via his solicitor for interview by appointment in connection with the criminal damage and assault.”

The incident is alleged to have happened at 4am on the morning of Sunday, April 13 – the day after Town beat Brentford 1-0 at the County Ground.

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Aaaaaand again
 
Listing Nile Ranger's crimes to someone else I imagine would feel like the takeaway scene from "Dude, where's my car?". It's just never-ending with this guy.