Nile Ranger arrested...again & again & again...

Lets just say Ashley Cole looks more out of place in his team photos than he does in that side.
 
Public shame (XI)

I only included Rio because he got into trouble during his West Ham days. Drink driving I think.

All have suffered media/public outrage for crime or misogyny

-------McCormack
Croft--Terry--Ferdinand--Cole
---------Wise
----Giggs--Barton
-------Cantona
----Ranger--Evans

You forgot Gerrard
 
This guy is a wasteman, not surprised Frimpong is his friend.
 
I do always much mirth in the circus that is this living travesty. In fact, I have new game I'd like to play. The object of which is to adequately describe this argument for Eugenics in as many harsh terms as possible.

Nile Ranger Is........

  1. The reason we will never be visited by another intelligent life-form as no other life could set eyes upon him and deem us worthy of their presence.
  2. The proof that God is inherently evil as no loving God would allow this spawn of Satan's seed to occupy the same landmass as normal and properly functioning people.
  3. The futileness of human existence.
  4. The horror story that parents tell to their kids at night to keep them on the straight and narrow.
  5. What makes the baby Jesus cry.
  6. A walking abortion.
  7. What all Despots aspire to be.
  8. Why ISIS hates the Western world.
  9. The grains at the bottom of every cup of tea.
  10. What Ruby had to hide.
  11. The Curse of Cthulu.
  12. Why we can't have nice things.
  13. The argument for Communism.
  14. A shit sandwich.
  15. The living embodiment of Hopelessness.
  16. The one that should have hit the headboard.
  17. Ted Bundy's wet dream.
  18. That kid your teachers told you to avoid.
  19. What will drive Matthieu Ricard to drink.
  20. That itch you just can't scratch.
To be continued......

 
I do always much mirth in the circus that is this living travesty. In fact, I have new game I'd like to play. The object of which is to adequately describe this argument for Eugenics in as many harsh terms as possible.

Nile Ranger Is........

  1. The reason we will never be visited by another intelligent life-form as no other life could set eyes upon him and deem us worthy of their presence.
  2. The proof that God is inherently evil as no loving God would allow this spawn of Satan's seed to occupy the same landmass as normal and properly functioning people.
  3. The futileness of human existence.
  4. The horror story that parents tell to their kids at night to keep them on the straight and narrow.
  5. What makes the baby Jesus cry.
  6. A walking abortion.
  7. What all Despots aspire to be.
  8. Why ISIS hates the Western world.
  9. The grains at the bottom of every cup of tea.
  10. What Ruby had to hide.
  11. The Curse of Cthulu.
  12. Why we can't have nice things.
  13. The argument for Communism.
  14. A shit sandwich.
  15. The living embodiment of Hopelessness.
  16. The one that should have hit the headboard.
  17. Ted Bundy's wet dream.
  18. That kid your teachers told you to avoid.
  19. What will drive Matthieu Ricard to drink.
  20. That itch you just can't scratch.
To be continued......

Hmm. Not a fan?
 
Nile Ranger has taken to Instagram to express his shock at Blackpool's decision to extend his stay with the club into next season.

The 24-year-old has not played for Blackpool since featuring against Rotherham in November, but he received the news today that the club would be activating the option clause in his contract.

Ranger was so stunned to near the news that he posted a snapshot of the email he received from club secretary Chris Hough on Instagram.

The former Newcastle striker added the caption '#REALLY!?!' under the photo of the email.

Blackpool declined to comment on the matter.

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He's been AWOL longer than Tevez at City.. they're either so desperate to keep him or they are winding him up. :lol:

How on earth is he still a footballer?
 
His career really has gone down the toilet since he did that song wth Daft Punk.
 
What a wanker. He just got a free pass at some more free money and he's complaining :lol:

Guy is thick as shit.
 
Why the hell have they extended his contract :lol:
 


Reporter: Is this your last chance?
Ranger: Yes, 1 million %. 2 million %. No. 100 million %.
 
Yup, what a great time to have the penny dropped...

I doubt any club would take a chance on Ranger now. There's no way anyone would want him unless he was as talented as Ravel was.
 
Southend striker Nile Ranger charged with fraud and money laundering
The former Premier League striker Nile Ranger has been charged with fraud and money laundering offences, police said.

The 25-year-old is accused of conspiracy to defraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering in February last year.

The Metropolitan police said the offences relate to the obtaining of a vulnerable person’s bank account details by phone with a view to getting hold of their money.

Ranger was charged on Monday and is to appear at Highbury Corner magistrates’ court in London on Wednesday.

The player, from north London, played for Newcastle United and England Under-19s before moving to Southend United this year.



 
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Money laundering! :lol:

Has there ever been another professional footballer who's committed such a crime whilst still playing football professionally?
 
Jailed for fraud - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40021308

Former Premier League striker Nile Ranger has been jailed after admitting online banking fraud.

The 25-year-old Southend United footballer was sentenced to eight months for conspiracy to defraud by obtaining bank details and transferring money.

Wood Green Crown Court heard a woman lost more than £2,000 in the scam.

Aseany Duncan, 19, from Enfield, north London, was also jailed for eight months for the same offence.

The court heard Ranger, of Westcliff-on-Sea, Southend, conspired to use the bank details of Diane Bloss in February 2015 and move £2,090 from one account to another.

The case against Reanne Morgan, 18, also of Enflield, was dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Ranger played for Newcastle United, England Under-19s, Swindon Town and Blackpool, before moving to Southend United in August.
 
Scum, guy has probably made a decent wedge kicking a ball yet still wanks to rob people, under the circumstances 8 months is pathetic, repeat offender too, sentencing is a bit of a joke really.
 
He must be an exceptionally talented footballer the way clubs keep fawning over him despite screw up after screw up

25 goals in 150 games.. :lol: He will probably get another lower league club in 8 months.