White Lightning.
Mourinho to United | Officially Announced
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Jose might prefer to stick with pot noodles instead of having Nissin Noodles. This is gunna drag on into next week
Watches are useful. Anyone who talks about how great they are, how they need particular characteristics in a watch or who would spend tens of thousands on one can instantly be written off as a human being. It's like a feckwit name tag.
With a thread of it's own in the match day forum
This is correct, it's practically the first thing everyone was corrected on when he first came to England.
Portuguese pronounce the hard J.
It must be the name "Jose" as people don't seem to suffer the same difficulties in saying it the right way when saying "Jorge Jesus"
Lots of people wear watches.
Mines only a Tag Heuer Formula 1, but I still wear it.
Don't bloody encourage them, Steve!
Well let's get him signing his contract in full view of a Jaguar and a Chevy, wearing a Rolex and Hublot on each arm, in a Mountain Dew T-shirt, chugging a bottle of Singha beer.
Everyone's happy and it's all sorted before dinner time today. Jesus Christ.
Weirdly I just received the following promotional email from United:
Cheers, United! Celebrate Manchester United’s FA Cup win with Aperol Spritz
Wake up, sheeple - this is just the start of a flood of JoMo merchandise touted by Evil Mendes and the Class of 1892.
Here I am refreshing this page every few minutes to see if he's appointed yet and they're holding up the deal over free watches and cars? My god 
If I was earning the kind of money Jose does I'd have no issue spending tens of thousands on watches.
That seals it, we JoMo now.
Singha beer & Mountain Dew shandy, that could be a thing.
A horrible, horrible thing.
A horrible, horrible thing.
ffs, we might as well go full scouse.
"Hendo", "Flanno" etc.
"Hendo", "Flanno" etc.
Tbh I'd rather walk or cycle than drive a Chevy
So Johnnowhite is involved too?
Get with the program, Swano.
I dunno, I'd take a free Corvette.
Here I am refreshing this page every few minutes to see if he's appointed yet and they're holding up the deal over free watches and cars? My god
Its worse than that.
Its over which free car and watch (and casino!!) he will be pushing when in front of of the tv cameras.
Oh god JoMo.
They'd have to twist your arm a bit, no doubt, but it'd do I suppose.
I'll have a JoMo too, cheers
Mate, all of this strikes me as stringing the deal along for as long as possible to keep the story going. Madrid are notorious in how they manipulate employees' image rights, Mendes actually butted heads with them over Ronaldo's, and Jose was there for years.
Our marketing people are probably just enjoying Man Utd being one of the big stories in the news. When they think they can't milk the story any more they'll announce Jose as manager.
Don't worry, it is newspaper bollocks. How many clubs have he managed since 2005?
It says much about modern football that José's wife can't call him by his name or she'll get sued for copyright infringement.
He has managed at Real Madrid and Inter since then, with no issue.
'Journalist' trying to create a story when they know precisely jack yet again.
'Journalist' trying to create a story when they know precisely jack yet again.
Just register him as JoMo ffs.
Well, then he must change his name. Get this JoMo thing trending.
Someone else owning the copyright to your name though..sheesh.
Someone else owning the copyright to your name though..sheesh.
No worries, we'll just wait 9 years.
Just rename him Ryan Giggs and kill two birds with one stone
Even Batman doesn't have this kind of problem.
I see JoMo came up just at the right time, someone better own that before it's too late.
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