Mourinho to United | Officially Announced

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sewey89 said:
:lol: :lol: Her waters have gone but they've sent us back home..



Was going to be Louis before Saturday evening.. :nervous:





I would do, but the signal at the hospital is awful!

Thanks for the congrats by the way, everyone!
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Congrats- i take it you have a united babygrow at the ready to be the first thing your newborn wears?
 
Kill 'em all said:
In all of my research I still don't know why the scousers call him shitcoat.
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There's probably no real reason behind it. Despite them telling anyone who'll listen that they are all hilarious, your average scouser isn't actually all that witty.
 
Lots of tweets suggesting that Chelsea own the trademark to Mourinho's name?! And that's causing the delay.. Surely that's bollocks!!?

If it's right. JoMo might become a real thing :lol:
 
What on earth just happened to this thread? JoMo's, HoMo's and women in labour? I thought this was redcafe.
 
sunama said:
I never realised this.
So, it's like HoMo.
But why would our own fans call him that?
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Apparently since he's a Portugeezer rather than a Spaniard it's not a soft J. News to me though, i've been calling him Ho-zay all these years.
 
Zoo said:
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Oh for goodness sake!

You have to wear a Timex, but only on Matchdays. Just the same as F1 drivers have to swop caps depending on which interview they are doing. Give the cnut a watch for interview etc, then he can swap to his other watch for other things. It's not beyond the wit of man ffs.

They seem to work it out when a club is sponsored by Adidas but one of the players has a Nike contract.
 
The Man Himself said:
Chelsea owning Jose's name: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ll-owned-by-former-club-chelsea-a7047866.html

They have provided a link to European Union's Intellectual property database:
https://euipo.europa.eu/eSearch/#details/trademarks/004365755

No expert in this shit but given that trademark was registered in 2005 and Mou has changed multiple clubs since then, it can hardly be an issue.
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It will be for Adidas who reported have been working on their Jose campaign for months.
 
Considering Ducker's a respected football writer, that last tweet's a bit pathetic. In several ways.
 
Sassy Colin said:
Oh for goodness sake!

You have to wear a Timex, but only on Matchdays. Just the same as F1 drivers have to swop caps depending on which interview they are doing. Give the cnut a watch for interview etc, then he can swap to his other watch for other things. It's not beyond the wit of man ffs.

They seem to work it out when a club is sponsored by Adidas but one of the players has a Nike contract.
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José Mourinho:" Hell no, I'm not driving a chavy!"
Woody:"Chevy José, Chevy..."
 
SteveJ said:
Considering Ducker's a respected football writer, that last tweet's a bit pathetic. In several ways.
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Yea, the obvious retort being "it says much about modern football that the hacks who write about it consider themselves celebrities these days"
 
Ducker has just googled Mourinho's and Utd's sponsorship deals and speculated- no way anyone close to the deal is feeding him this info- absoloute tripe. Not saying these may not be issues but i highly doubt there is someone saying ' lets feed this to James Ducker'.
 
Rado_N said:
Yea, the obvious retort being "it says much about modern football that the hacks who write about it consider themselves celebrities these days"
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Yup. Not to mention 'it says much about modern football that even decent reporters play to the gallery of United haters while on Twitter'.
 
Rado_N said:
I think SAF wore (wears?) Hublot
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Ah yeah, they dropped the collaboration once Fergie retired i see. They seem very close, i guess they still have a connection, but most of the watches are ugly and tacky.

Nogbadthebad said:
He's probably got a Rolex endorsement or something.

Football, the true working man's game.
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The Chelsea manager says he keeps watches, like other people collect shirts or medals, in a safe box.

“When I win titles the gifts are for my wife, my daughter and my son,” he said, reports Guardian.

“I take my watch from my wrist and I don’t wear it again. A big collection? I have a big collection. I keep it.

“They’re in a safe box. Like people keep medals or shirts, I keep my watches. Another thing is if I don’t win, the watch becomes a normal watch, so I wear, I don’t wear, I wear, I don’t wear.

“But when I finish a season with a trophy, that season is represented with a watch. I have 21.”

Mourinho himself is sponsored by watch company Hublot and says his favourite of his timepieces is the one design by himself because it fills his needs when on the managerial bench.

“It’s the last one, because I designed it and the company did it for me according to my needs to be on the bench and the colours I want and the material and the size and the weight,” he said.
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There you go, that was in 2015. Sponsored by Hublot :nervous::lol:
 
As jose is portugese the j is pronounced as j and not H like in spaish.
Similarly Jorge mendes is pronounced as George mendes and not Hor-gay mendes. Portugese pronounce j as j and not h.
 
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