Mourinho to United | Officially Announced

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Tiber said:
Aside from the fact Jose always hires him, do we actually know much about Rui Faria?
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From Wikipedia:

He's a Lithuanian-American serial killer, notorious for his habit of consuming his victims, earning him the nickname "Rui the Cannibal"

Orphaned at a young age, he moved to the USA, becoming a successful psychiatrist. He was eventually caught by Will Graham, who later consulted him for advice on capturing the "Tooth Fairy". He escaped incarceration whilst assisting Clarice Starling in capturing "Buffalo Bill".
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Today's the day. The sun's out in Manc to try and impress Mou, I reckon. If this isn't evidence the sun's a United fan then I don't know what is
 
If it true that he has said that he is not too bothered about the money , and is more interested in restoring our status as one of the biggest clubs in the world , then I am all aboard the Jose train :drool:
 
Brophs said:
Can't wait for the Duncan Castles tweets:

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 1 hr
Jose Mourinho has sensationally failed to agree terms with #MUFC. Understand Jorge Mendes has left Carrington in a people carrier. More Ed Woodward incompetence?

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 59m
To clarify, Mendes has left Carrington being carried by people. On their shoulders. Because it's what he deserves. #udahottestbitchindisplace

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 57m
Breakthrough in the #Mourinho #Mendes #MUFC negotiations

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 56m
Jose Mourinho is the new manager. Obviously. #MUFC

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 55m
Ebony midget on ****** porn

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 54m
Bollocks. That wasn't the search box. Er...I mean, my phone was hacked. By Ed Woodward, most likely #Jorgehastheworsttasteinchairmen
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Would have been perfect if you added #LFC #RMCF to the tweets for no reason at all
 
Surely its not done yet, it's not even lunch time ffs. I can see it mostly being tied up today with the finishing touches and announcement incoming tomorrow.
 
Castia said:
Surely its not done yet, it's not even lunch time ffs. I can see it mostly being tied up today with the finishing touches and announcement incoming tomorrow.
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You really think they negotiated this deal today, this was done and dusted a while back
 
Castia said:
Surely the worst journo in England....absolute click bait wank articles every time. No shame what so ever.
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He really is dreadful, baffled as to how he got that job as he doesn't seem to offer anything of value (no real talent, no real insight and no real sources) - just click-bait headlines and stupid opinions
 
Does anyone have the link to Mourinhos comments on United being a "super massive" club or whatever it was he said?
 
SirAF said:
"monster club" :D
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Sassy Colin said:
I hope that one of the first things he says in his press conference is something like:

"Don't worry, I fully intend to put the noisy neighbours back in their sty."
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Nah I hope he doesn't mention them. Just focus on Utd.

Used to make me laugh how every new City player or manager had to do the usual shite about " Oh I've been told City are the real team in Manchester" when they signed. So small time.
 
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