Mesut Özil

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Ozil looks like a Goldfish where as Anderson looks more like Predator and even drives like Predator so Predator wins hands down!
 
CANNOT BELIEVE no one has posted Ozil latest tweets....

One thing is clear, I feel good. #Oezil #ozil
about 9 hours ago via web

Those who know me know just how ambitious I am and that I always put in the extra shifts to get things going. #Oezil #ozil #football
about 9 hours ago via web

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CANNOT BELIEVE no one has posted Ozil latest tweets....:drool:


"One thing is clear, I feel good. #Oezil #ozil"

He's just had a shower and found some chocolate in the fridge that he thought he'd lost.


"Those who know me know just how ambitious I am and that I always put in the extra shifts to get things going. #Oezil #ozil #football"


He wanted to do some cleaning, but his hoover broke. He managed to strip it down, replace the belt and get his cleaning done before dinner.
 
He's training extra hard to be fully ready for their CL qualifier.

Christ can you imagine if this will he wont he stuff is still going by then and Werder leave him out..... god this place will explode!
 
Christ can you imagine if this will he wont he stuff is still going by then and Werder leave him out..... god this place will explode!

Either way it will. If he plays it will explode with doom and more hilarious jokes about value than you can count; if he doesn't play it will be kermit city until the Madrid deal is announced.
 
Christ can you imagine if this will he wont he stuff is still going by then and Werder leave him out..... god this place will explode!

Either way it will. If he plays it will explode with doom and more hilarious jokes about value than you can count; if he doesn't play it will be kermit city until the Madrid deal is announced.

How the hell did you manage to understand that ? :eek:
 
I think they got confused by the "will he, won't he"
 
You are good,have you ever thought of a career as a comedian.

cheltenham's red girl? is she feckin sunburnt

No...I m not that good, there are lot better ones over here. :lol:


Seriously, no offence mate, it's just the silly season.


Mind you, last year it happened to me. A friend of mine told me that his father had met Fergie and told him that united were close to 2 roma players. Instead of posting the "itk" info, i passed the info to one of the mods ....

And i admit i was quite lucky
 
Whenever I watch MUTV a new legends join the 'we have enough quality midfielders' brigade. Lou even mentioned Hargreaves and OShea in his list. Lets face it we wont be adding new midfielders to the team. The gaffer is happy with Carrick, Gibson and co.
 
Whenever I watch MUTV a new legends join the 'we have enough quality midfielders' brigade. Lou even mentioned Hargreaves and OShea in his list. Lets face it we wont be adding new midfielders to the team. The gaffer is happy with Carrick, Gibson and co.

I've said it all along, SAF seems to expect big things from Gibson/Anderson/?Obertan? this season that he doesnt think we need that creative midfielder many here are crying out for
 
I've said it all along, SAF seems to expect big things from Gibson/Anderson/?Obertan? this season that he doesnt think we need that creative midfielder many here are crying out for

lou even mentioned Nani. I guess even Ole can do a job there if he wanted it (according to lou)
 
No...I m not that good, there are lot better ones over here. :lol:


Seriously, no offence mate, it's just the silly season.


Mind you, last year it happened to me. A friend of mine told me that his father had met Fergie and told him that united were close to 2 roma players. Instead of posting the "itk" info, i passed the info to one of the mods ....

And i admit i was quite lucky

no offence taken mate,on the other hand my daughter who is still adamant it was the bog eyed one she saw at the airport can feck off next time she wants a lift :D
 
He will be 7,Owen will get 9

Shit I'll go and get another one then.


I hope you know something the rest on here dont, otherwise that could be a big waste of money

Ahh well, what's money when it's given me the pleasure derived from 24 hours dreaming and ***.ping. I'll just sling it on the 'to burn' pile with the 'Ballotelli 9' shirt, the 'Hamsik 16' shirt, the 'Sneider 16' shirt, the 'Joe Cole 8' shirt, the 'Obi Mikel 4' shirt, and the 'Batistuta 10 shirt'
 
There's going to be a lot of disappointed people come Sept 1st.
 
"One thing is clear, I feel good. #Oezil #ozil"

He's just had a shower, he came in it.

"Those who know me know just how ambitious I am and that I always put in the extra shifts to get things going. #Oezil #ozil #football"


He wanted to do some cleaning, but his hoover broke. He managed to strip it down, replace the belt and get his cleaning done before dinner.

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Has something actually happened?

Some faceless rumours from Germany. Lots of hi-fiving and cries of it's on; followed by aggressive masturbation. Just like any other day in this saga really.
 
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