On football-rumours, they're convinced that Ozil will sign for United by Monday.
Mesut Özil
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Football rumours says it all, nobody has a clue and for all we know we are not even interested
Ahh, well it's headline news on KEY 103, apparently Justin Moorehouse has got himself an Ozil shirt and pretend googly eyes in anticipation of his imminent departure from Werder.
On Footylatest, they are saying that stories are coming out of Germany stating that Ozil is 'very close' to agreeing terms with us.
Can anybody see us not signing this guy now? There's too much rumours flying around and the bookies have him odds on to join us. I don't see the club coming out and denying this like they did with the Joe Cole saga, or even the Balotelli deal.
I geniunely think we can (and will) get this guy.
Cock out, Gal. Cock out.
Absolutely no chance we'll sign him, I would love to see myself proved wrong.
I would say more like unlikely
I still think Anderson is the better player
Goggle-eyed or not, Danielle Lloyd will still let him bum her.
That's money in the bank, in a way.
That's money in the bank, in a way.
Get yer muppets out for the lads
Tits out lads!
Labias out!
All this hoo har over a bunch of mammary glands.
Bloody sex deprived virgins!
Bloody sex deprived virgins!
Very close means that we haven't even put a bid in and it's just pure speculation from the bookies who I mean were very good with the Owen transfer, but I don't think there entirely accurate everytime.
The news could just be winding up people to put a bid in so if there are no quotes from SAF, feel free to keep the imagination and the cocks up.
My cock is firmly up. I wonder if Ozil could offer the eyeball alternative of a tit wank with his eyes?
The term cock out arrives from having a wank every time United sign a foreign player with an exotic sounding name. So, technically women should say 'flik the beanbag' on such occassions.
I don't buy it.
My cock is hard, but it's not out yet. This feels like Benzema last year.
oh fecking sign him before my dick explodes ffs
I'm still skeptical.
Maybe an eye wank ?
Literally nothing has happened, and everyone has convinced themselves we're gonna sign him.
I love the Cafe
I love the Cafe
Literally nothing has happened, and everyone has convinced themselves we're gonna sign him.
I love the Cafe
Everybody is bored
Do you reckon he'll start against Newcastle?
Just to be clear, nothing has happened aside from muppets wanking off other muppets?
Correct.
He's on his way over to pick up Heskey as we speak!
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