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Mesut Özil
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[AdZz:]
Regulators
we regulate any dealing of a target
and we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street,
gotta be handy with the contract terms and conditions if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
REGULATORS!!! MUPPET UP!
[AdZz:]
It was a clear black night, a clean transfer sight
AdZz was at the airport, trying to consume
some shirts for the eve, so I can get some funds
just reading on the cafe, wondering whether a german would come
[Gill:]
Just hit the Eastlands of The MCFC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Mesut O.
In a car with Emile, hoping to land an Ozil to tweak (the squad)
while I tweet the squad, See, D.Tha-Gill got killer rhymes
all you Muppets know what's up with 213
[AdZz:]
So I hooks a left on the A56 and blew it
some Muppets shootin Balotelli so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said "What's up?"
some muppet called Cheltenham Red pulled a trick so I said "I'm stuck."
[Gill:]
Since these rumours about having no money fecking me
these muppets lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than some Ozil tricks
I see my homey and some airport security suckaz in the mix
[AdZz:]
I'm gettin jacked off, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe Ozil ain't coming taking AdZz' health
they took my posting rights, they took my strength
I looked at the Moderator said Aslong as my tagline ain't next (I'd be so lucky)
[Gill:]
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain't none of them seeing if we're spending millions pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick seal the deal before they clown
I best pull away my cheque and let these muppets down
[AdZz:]
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happenin in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my signing arriving late
[Gill:]
Sixteen in the bank and one in the hole in the wall
Davey Gill is about to make some muppets turn cold
now they postin' and shoppin' Ozil's head in my car
it's a tad bit late
Davey Gill and AdZz had to regulate
We in the No-Cash Era...213...Mesut Ozil, Regulate.
Regulators
we regulate any dealing of a target
and we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street,
gotta be handy with the contract terms and conditions if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
REGULATORS!!! MUPPET UP!
[AdZz:]
It was a clear black night, a clean transfer sight
AdZz was at the airport, trying to consume
some shirts for the eve, so I can get some funds
just reading on the cafe, wondering whether a german would come
[Gill:]
Just hit the Eastlands of The MCFC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Mesut O.
In a car with Emile, hoping to land an Ozil to tweak (the squad)
while I tweet the squad, See, D.Tha-Gill got killer rhymes
all you Muppets know what's up with 213
[AdZz:]
So I hooks a left on the A56 and blew it
some Muppets shootin Balotelli so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said "What's up?"
some muppet called Cheltenham Red pulled a trick so I said "I'm stuck."
[Gill:]
Since these rumours about having no money fecking me
these muppets lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than some Ozil tricks
I see my homey and some airport security suckaz in the mix
[AdZz:]
I'm gettin jacked off, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe Ozil ain't coming taking AdZz' health
they took my posting rights, they took my strength
I looked at the Moderator said Aslong as my tagline ain't next (I'd be so lucky)
[Gill:]
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain't none of them seeing if we're spending millions pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick seal the deal before they clown
I best pull away my cheque and let these muppets down
[AdZz:]
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happenin in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my signing arriving late
[Gill:]
Sixteen in the bank and one in the hole in the wall
Davey Gill is about to make some muppets turn cold
now they postin' and shoppin' Ozil's head in my car
it's a tad bit late
Davey Gill and AdZz had to regulate
We in the No-Cash Era...213...Mesut Ozil, Regulate.
Now, who's hot who not
Tell me who to sign who sell out the megastores
You tell me who flopped who went to City
Who jewels got robbed who's mostly shit now
to the Redcafe, the same ol gimp
Mesut, you know ain't nuttin change but his pimp
Can't stop till I see Ozil on a blimp
Guarantee a million shirts sold with his name
You don't believe in power of the Caf? nigga double up
We don't play around it's a bet lay it down
Ozil didn't know me in ninety-one bet he know me now
I'm the young transfer muppet with the Caftard sound
Can't no top reds hold me down, Plecha-
Zunga taught me the game, now I know my duty
Stay humble stay low blow like Domzi
True muppet niggaz spend no dough on the booty
And then ya yell there go Ozil there go your cutie
I don't know what, they want from Fergie
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
[repeat 2X]
Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the BALLOT-to-the-E-to-the-L-L-I
know you'd rather see me die than to see him sign
I call all the shots
Rip all the spots, rock all the rocks
Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin now's
when all the rumours stop, nigga never
home got a treble once, the League Cup
Ten years from now we'll still be on top
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop
Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool
bag a money much longer than yours
and a team much stronger than yours, violate me
this'll be your day, we don't play
Mess around with FC eh?, be on your way
Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here
for you to shine here, deal with many women
but treat dimes fair, and I'm
bigger than the city lights down in Times Square
Yeah, yeah yeah
I don't know what, they want from Fergie
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
[repeat 2X]
I think I've run this into the ground now
Man Utd 1/5 to sign Ozil with oddschecker for what it is worth
1/5
1/5 on skybet, Market reopened.
Thats if she exists at all
is 1/5 good? for us i mean
Skybet's odds under this new system are a load of bollocks, people actually bet based on how short the odds are, and there's no comeback for Skybet if they get it wrong, because nobody can make the opposite bet, ie. him to stay.
Why after summer transfer window? surely the will sell him in the summer to avoid letting him go for a massive cut price or even free.
5/2 with Paddy Power by the way, if anyone thinks 1/5 are great/realistic odds.
Mesut Ozil next club? - Transfer specials Betting - Football Betting on Paddy Power
Mesut Ozil next club? - Transfer specials Betting - Football Betting on Paddy Power
Have not a clue what that means, just noticed the betting which I wouldnt read alot into
The Market, what you are betting on, is what club he will be registered with after the transfer window closes. So who he'll sign for in the window.
1/5 Erica, means that for every £5 you bet, you get £1 profit, so £6 back in total. That means they think it is a likely event.
If it was 5/1, every £1 you put on, you get £5 profit, so £6 back overall, but this time from a stake of only £1. So that event is less likely to happen. Even less likely is something that is 20/1 or 100/1.
1/5 Erica, means that for every £5 you bet, you get £1 profit, so £6 back in total. That means they think it is a likely event.
If it was 5/1, every £1 you put on, you get £5 profit, so £6 back overall, but this time from a stake of only £1. So that event is less likely to happen. Even less likely is something that is 20/1 or 100/1.
Why can't they make the opposite bet? Isn't the bet about which club he will be registered for at midnight on the last day of the transfer window? Surely people can bet on him to stay put? (I've no idea how skybet works)
In a normal betting market it would mean the bookies think we have roughly a 5 out of 6 chance of signing him. This isn't a normal betting market though, so I wouldn't read anything into it at all.
Werder Bremen aren't listed among the clubs you can bet on. This is true for other players as well, eg. A Cole is 1/7 to join Real Madrid but you can't bet on him to stay at Chelsea.
thanks anyway
On betting sites like skybet, they rarely have a Market on them for them to stay put. But it does sometimes happen. Normally on players who are almost guaranteed to move away, like Tevez last year.
Well, skybet at least. That's good and bad..
Good because skybet have sky sports news as info.
Bad because skybet often jump on rumours so that people will bet.
There was a post a few days ago where someone said a while back what some people would do is drive the market towards a player leaving a club - what that would do is make the chances of him staying at the club very small.
Even though the player really wasn't leaving, that you'd get really good odds on a player leaving the club that most betting sites stopped taking bets on a player leaving a club.
Now you can only bet on the player joining another club.
Even though the player really wasn't leaving, that you'd get really good odds on a player leaving the club that most betting sites stopped taking bets on a player leaving a club.
Now you can only bet on the player joining another club.
Ah. Thanks.
Any bookies/betting sites with a totally free market on bets like this? They might be more useful.
If anything does happen, turn on the signal.
Then I don't have to keep checking the thread only to see rhymes.
If anything does happen, turn on the signal.
Then I don't have to keep checking the thread only to see rhymes.
This has been the funniest day so far for the Transfer Forum 2010.
This thread has been hilarious. Made my day.
This thread has been hilarious. Made my day.
No, Skybet used to do it but they realised they were very vulnerable to being exploited by people with large amounts of money. People would bet a large amount on a player to move to a certain club, then when the odds of them staying at their current club were shortened,they'd bet a much larger amount on that and make a killing from it, remember the Ribery to Liverpool rumour.
Gambling Online Magazine | News | Bet scammers use Franck Ribery and Rafa Benitez
If anything does happen, turn on the signal.
Then I don't have to keep checking the thread only to see rhymes.
well who the feck has been costing me money for the past nearly 22 years then
If anything does happen, turn on the signal.
Then I don't have to keep checking the thread only to see rhymes.
If you write those odds in Wingdings font, you get
Which clearly translates as, his contract is in the post to be filed.
This means the deal must be being done by Gill over FaceTime. Presumably the contract is being posted from Gill, to Manchester, to be signed by Ozil, to be filed until Saturday when he will be unveiled.
If you write those odds in Wingdings font, you get
Which clearly translates as, his contract is in the post to be filed.
This means the deal must be being done by Gill over FaceTime. Presumably the contract is being posted from Gill, to Manchester, to be signed by Ozil, to be filed until Saturday when he will be unveiled.
you should be sent to egypt to translate hyrogliphics.Someone should invent wingding horoscopes.
Typing MESUT OZIL with Wingdings has a sad face at the end Also a bomb, the Turkish flag and a tear drop.
Also a bomb, the Turkish flag and a tear drop.Paul McGrath
Norman Whitside
Steve Bruce
Neil Webb
George Best
Gazza
Chris Waddle (..pre France)
Matthew LeTissier
Neville Southall
Neil Ruddock
..just to name a few, I could go on.
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