That gif has to be a hall of fame gif - I am trying not to laugh out loud in the office. Just brilliant.
Get of CRs back. If he is a WUM someone would have already found his past wum'ery posts showing him being one. Sounds like he is just relaying what he got told.
More on topic - I think even if we do sign him - it's not going to be the solution most have been so adamant for us to fix our midfield. He will be a good signing, it will show we are willing to spend but, as far as our midfield weakness I don't think he'll do anything major to help.
Our midfield deficiency is in retaining the ball, creating and often winning the ball against strong oppositions such as Barca, Bayern, Chelsea and even Arsenal that move the ball well. Ozil won't be useful there.
For as much as people hate Berbatov for being good against "easy" teams - Ozil might be most useful there - in opening up defenses that sit back, in being a creative force and good on the counter. Just don't see him doing that great against big teams where we'll need whoever is playing the "hole" player to also be working back and getting the ball back.
(To JS/07/M/378) This Marble Monumeht Is Erected by the State)
He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the reports on his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a saint
For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
Except for the War till the day he retired
He worked in a factory and never got fired,
But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
Yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his views,
For his Union reports that he paid his dues,
(Our report on his Union shows it was sound)
And our Social Psychology workers found
That he was Popular with his mates and liked to drink.
The Press are convinced that he bought a Paper every day
And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured
And his Health-card shows he was once in a hospital but left it cured,
Both Producers Research and High-Grade Living declare
He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Installment Plan
And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
When there was peace he was for peace when there was war he went.
He was married and and added five children to the population,
Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his generation,
And our teachers report that he never interfered with their education.
Was he free? Was he Happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.