Why? What's the point being a calm football fan?
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Why? What's the point being a calm football fan?
Because he is a truly world class player, with plenty of more years ahead of him...I just don't get why Maureen wants rid of him
Wait, third party? This can only mean one thing.... They're back!
makes sense in relation to this tweet.Incidentally, Mata's agents aren't just DDG's, Chicharito's, and Gundogan's. They're Januzaj's as well.
They want to be our best friends forever
My cock comes out when Jim White announces it.
I still doubt this is happening.
Anyone expecting an official announcement from the club about this before the game?
Gary Neville is not convinced that Juan Mata would be the right fit for Manchester United.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ited-gary-neville-not-sure-he-fits-philosophy
Shedend is hillarious. They are losing it
Has he got his helicopter ready?
or we cant agree terms with the player, or he does not pass a medical or PSG or Monaco come in with a bigger offer... still though its a lot more exciting than flammini
Oh God.. if this happens.. and van Persie returns.. Imagine a front 4 of Mata, RVP, Rooney and Adnan..
f@p
f@p
Because he's Juan Mata... get with it Cina
Big step if we get him in. Takes pressure off Januzaj, gives contingency if Rooney fecks off, means we can make Shinji part of a Reus or Gundogan deal in the summer and he's a pretty fecking good player.
Maybe Jose knows something we don't, you know with his inside sources and all, maybe Moyes is on the way out in the summer and Jose's trying to strengthen the squad before he takes over.
Is this the real life?
Is this just muppetry?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from bullshitry
Open your eyes
Look up to the Sky and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need to play you see
Because I'm "easy come, easy goal"
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really Mata to me, to me
Mata, just left Roman
Put a gun against his head
Triggered my clause, now he's dead
Mata, PL had just begun
But now Jose's gone and thrown it all away
Mata, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not in Manchester this time tomorrow
Carrington, Carrington, as if nothing really Matas
Too late, transfer deadline day has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Finger's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face Stretford End
Mata, ooo - (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been bought at all
I see a little silhouette-o of a Juan
Scaramouche, scaramouche, feck away you Mourinho
Twitter bolts and updates -- very, very frightening me
Gillileo, Gillileo,
Gillileo, Gillileo,
Gillileo, Fergiero -- Moyesifico!
I'm just a poor boy, Jose don't love me
He's just a poor boy from a shit company
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go -- will you let me go?
Woodwardah! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
Woodwardah! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
Woodwardah! We will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mata mia, Mata mia, Mata mia! Let me go!
United has a devil put aside for me!
for me!
for me!!
So you think you can bench me and stop all my shots
So you think you can love me and leave me to rot
Oh Jose -- can't do this to me, Jose
Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really Matas
Anyone can see
Nothing really Matas
Nothing really Matas to me
Is this just muppetry?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from bullshitry
Open your eyes
Look up to the Sky and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need to play you see
Because I'm "easy come, easy goal"
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really Mata to me, to me
Mata, just left Roman
Put a gun against his head
Triggered my clause, now he's dead
Mata, PL had just begun
But now Jose's gone and thrown it all away
Mata, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not in Manchester this time tomorrow
Carrington, Carrington, as if nothing really Matas
Too late, transfer deadline day has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Finger's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face Stretford End
Mata, ooo - (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been bought at all
I see a little silhouette-o of a Juan
Scaramouche, scaramouche, feck away you Mourinho
Twitter bolts and updates -- very, very frightening me
Gillileo, Gillileo,
Gillileo, Gillileo,
Gillileo, Fergiero -- Moyesifico!
I'm just a poor boy, Jose don't love me
He's just a poor boy from a shit company
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go -- will you let me go?
Woodwardah! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
Woodwardah! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
Woodwardah! We will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mata mia, Mata mia, Mata mia! Let me go!
United has a devil put aside for me!
for me!
for me!!
So you think you can bench me and stop all my shots
So you think you can love me and leave me to rot
Oh Jose -- can't do this to me, Jose
Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really Matas
Anyone can see
Nothing really Matas
Nothing really Matas to me
Is it? Didn't know that.Incidentally, Mata's agents aren't just DDG's, Chicharito's, and Gundogan's. They're Januzaj's as well.
They want to be our best friends forever
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Incidentally, Mata's agents aren't just DDG's, Chicharito's, and Gundogan's. They're Januzaj's as well.
They want to be our best friends forever
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And from reading the shedend, their fans wont be too pleased if this went through.
I hope its not those same dopes pretending to be Man Utd directors again, like it was with Herrera
No! It was on reddit.
Philosophy....That fecking word!!....Who brought it into football????
feck philosophy, it's about winning and playing to the best of your capabilities!!! If I want to know about philosophy, I'll go to the library!!
But can he dive like Young?
"They talk about one another's knobs and w**king a lot over on Redcafe don't they?
94 pages of Mata chat, most about peeling one off with excitement.
I feel dirty now ..."
94 pages of Mata chat, most about peeling one off with excitement.
I feel dirty now ..."
*Stands up and applauses RiP*
I feel all of this positivity is going to break us now, something doesn't feel right all of a sudden
I feel all of this positivity is going to break us now
, something doesn't feel right all of a suddenHe needs to get out more, tbf...
Read the quotes, not the headlines.
I'm new to muppetry, I do what I can
Holy shit the Shed End is amazing
Apparently Mo is only selling to us to prove his loyalty to the Glazers
Apparently Mo is only selling to us to prove his loyalty to the Glazers
I love the caf on muppet days like this one, it's extraordinary. Wait five minutes, press F5, 50 new replies
I miss the days when he was good at his job
"They talk about one another's knobs and w**king a lot over on Redcafe don't they?
94 pages of Mata chat, most about peeling one off with excitement.
I feel dirty now ..."
Peeling one off??
The feck?!?!
Quality is what we need. Philosophy can be easily learned by a player who's proven pretty much on every stage.
What's even better is, I don't think anyone actually expects it will actually happen.
me too.... especially to a rival as such. This is what is making me not over excited. If he does arrive, I'm gonna have a hard on that a cat couldn't scratch.
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