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Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Twitter is nothing but a vehicle for attention seekers. To be fair to the likes of Ballbag, at least its sort of part of his job to be an attention whore.
Then Geoff will tell him he can't play in the final because he is cup-tied.
oh......woops....
I havent read the last ten pages but why have we gone through a third party? Isn't woody trusted to conduct the transfer dealings?
Chelsea fans on Shedend are furious... please let this happen 
That third party might be Saul. We need to be sure we get Mata, unlike last time.
Yep and he does the job well, it's like an internet version of talksport.
I reckon Woody is scared....
Amazon are pretty highly rated tbf.
free super saver delivery from London as well....
There is a bohemian rhapsody in here somewhere...
Mata ....
Mata ....
The suggestion that a journalist would know what a footballer told his family is ludicrous. Still think we need to approach this with caution, nothing's been accepted yet.
Scapegoat.
It wasn't the bids that were the most serious error of that farce, the simple folly of them taking place at all held that honour surely.
There's feck all to that. I'd imagine the days of chairmen calling each other to do deals ended when the zeros started adding on to the fees.
Why? Maybe the agent leaked that he had said ta-ra.
Maybe a friend leaked to the journo.
Some will moan regardless. Had we bid 20mil, the same guys would be moaning about us not learning from the Fabregas fiasco.
We're probably only getting Mata to replace Evra as full back.
He is aware it isn't his money, hopefully?
Douchebags gunna douche.
Not necessarily, particularly if he's trying to to push the deal through.... get a second cousin somewhere to put it out there to increase the pressure on Chelsea.
Most of those sort of reports are nonsense, granted.
I promised myself I would notnget excited by and transfer rumours until we actually sign the player. Then I remembered I'm just human! fecking get this done Woody you twat!
We want to use Paypal they've asked for the money to be left in John Terry's dad's car boot.
my wumming attempt failed spectacularly. Anyway I hope this deal happens. The last 6 months have been depressing.
I see a little silouehetto of a juan
What the feck is with this 3rd party bullshit?
Have we signed him yet?
That's some dodgy company to be keeping.
Can he tackle? Put that man in central midfield
very good.Mata's been linked to Atletico in some deal for Diego Costa.
Mendes is the shortest distance between United, Chelsea and Atletico.
But personally I reckon it will be Mata's agency, who we also just so happen to know quite well.
RTE site saying we've made the bid for 40mil
Proper Benz/Ozil/Sneijder/Hazard/Thiago summer muppetry in the winter window.
Maybe Jose is trolling. He'll stall the deal until the 31st and then just blow the whole thing off leaving United unable to pursue other transfers.
There's gonna be feck all on this before tonight now isn't there? We're all going to be sat here, relentlessly clicking F5 and hanging on the random bollocks of strangers from twitter aren't we?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ubmit-formal-bid-for-Spain-international.html
Sources close to the deal say that 25-year-old Juan Mata is now preparing himself for a medical ahead of the move!
Whoever is in Manchester from here, take your positions near hospital.
Sources close to the deal say that 25-year-old Juan Mata is now preparing himself for a medical ahead of the move!
Whoever is in Manchester from here, take your positions near hospital.
and the worst thing is, I'm not sure how I'll be able to enjoy the damn match now, not with his beautiful hair and rugged beard in sight. I just want my damn Mata and I want him now!
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