Thiago.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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Is that actually David Moyes daughter joining in the muppetry?
The most bizarre thing ever, though a young girl is probably quite excited by the prospect of having millions of united fans tweet and retweet her.
Next thing she'll take a selfie with him and before he's even here him and Zaha will be enemies ffs.
The most bizarre thing ever, though a young girl is probably quite excited by the prospect of having millions of united fans tweet and retweet her.
Next thing she'll take a selfie with him and before he's even here him and Zaha will be enemies ffs.
In fact, we'll pretend we haven't signed him and then against Cardiff, Moyes will announce at half time "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope" at which point the camera will turn toward Ewan McGregor in the stands who shouts "I am not the Obi-Wan you're looking for". Then out of nowhere Juan Mata rips off his jacket and reveals himself.
Vidal or Ronaldo probably.
A third party?
Young
Well which is it?
That will Mata not Juan bit. We'll cruise to the title now
The sheer audacity to post that fake tweet. Hats off.
Yup, he'll be a signing for the league this year.
Did you not notice the fact the guy on the twitter account was not speaking spanish?
That's the standard of muppetry I like to see, top class stuff. I'm sort of letting myself get excited
Okay, genuine one:
What does this even mean?
it means everyone laughs at us when Chelsea reject the bid :P
Eh? Which guy?Did you not notice the fact the guy on the twitter account was not speaking spanish?
Give those greedy bastards 42m! Sign him up quickly and then to the Vidal thread!!
What does this even mean?
3 Spanish lawyers in sombreros...
The one pretending to be mata.
SSN are basically televisions version of the Sunday People, I don't know why anybody believes anything they report.
Wait, you guys dont actually think that's Moyes' daughter do you?
I might lose my sanity soon!
Yep it's a really good effort I have to say. Had there been a little bit of Vidal name dropping, it would've been even better.
Wait, you guys dont actually think that's Moyes' daughter do you?
looking at her....and looking at him.....no....
Did you see this from her??
She's actually very funny...
There's no way that's actually her...is there??
Some of those are hilarious.
I cant' see tweets what did she say?
Give those greedy bastards 42m! Sign him up quickly and then to the Vidal thread!!
Yeah right..Did you see this from her??
She's actually very funny...
Read the rest of her tweets, no way that is actually her.
We had that last summer though. "We're prepared to pay what it takes" and then we get just one of about four transfer targets through penny-pinching
How long does it typically take a club to reject/accept/confirm a bid for their player?
Haven't played CM since 01/02 and have no other sources.
Haven't played CM since 01/02 and have no other sources.
NOOOOO!!! NURSE-CURSED!
Just saw that, he is the same reporter who brought us the Angry and Confused statement last summer, a bit of an annoying voice if you ask me.
Nurse even later than IndyKaila. The shame.
ffs where! This thread is moving too quickly for me to keep track and my internet HAS TO go shitty tonight! fffffffsssss
It must be a fake account. Still quality though.
Those Lauren Moyes tweets are hilarious Fake obviously
Fake obviouslyPost match interview tonight
Geoff: "David, is there any truth in you signing Juan Mata?"
Moyes: "Listen Geoff, we're always after the best players. They all want to come here"
Geoff: "Can you add to that comment David?"
Moyes: "No just we move on and try win the next game"
Geoff: "David, is there any truth in you signing Juan Mata?"
Moyes: "Listen Geoff, we're always after the best players. They all want to come here"
Geoff: "Can you add to that comment David?"
Moyes: "No just we move on and try win the next game"
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