Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

[togg]

You've got to say we'd be getting with his best years in front of him for a relatively decent price. Now, can we get a CM and all? And I wonder if this'll mean Rooney will be off in the summer?

yeah..I reckon Rooney is off...perhaps all part of this deal....you know...sub-clauses and all that

 

[UnofficialDevil]

I just feel for Mad_Winger if this happens, poor fecker will be raging for Kagawa.

 

[Eyepopper]

Why are they saying we haven't made an official bid but rather submitted a bid through "intermediaries"? What does that even mean?

Basically that the press have no idea whats happening and are feeding off much the same stuff as we are.

 

[Varun]

BBC

Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Help, I'm drowning in my own spunk.

 

[Nighteyes]

Right, I'm off for a shower. If I don't return to the news that he's starting for us tonight, I'll be mega disappointed.

He's cup tied

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Hopefully we don't dick around over the fee too much.

 

[MDFC Manager]

I always said Mourinho was the only manager to guarantee us fourth place.

Touche

 

[mufcwarm92]

skip to 20secs....

I like this. Luiz, Schurrle and the physio on the bench

 

[Nighteyes]

I just feel for Mad_Winger if this happens, poor fecker will be raging for Kagawa.

 

[Nickosaur]

Milner sent off

 

[Annihilate Now!]

BBC

Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months

I know it's a joke - but Moyes buying the fecker is a rather large part to the transfer!

If Moyes pulls this off, I'll give him next season.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

BBC

Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months

Ah yeah because Moyes has no hand in this at all.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Help, I'm drowning in my own spunk.

Lovely image!

 

[Remix]

 

[Lynk]

Hello fellow muppets. Are the reports of Mata not training this morning true? My chelsea supporting mate is insisting he trained this morning.

 

[gasmanc]

Where the fecks Essex rob in all of this, he's normally like a turd that won't flush anything involving our clubs, the fecker must be sitting praying this goes tits up proof writing his wums.

 

[tippex]

I won't believe this is happening until he's running about Old Trafford in a United kit.

ah the Michael Knighton of 2014. I like the cut of your jib sir.....

 

[Eyepopper]

He's cup tied

Ah...

 

[steeeb]

Hello fellow muppets. Are the reports of Mata not training this morning true? My chelsea supporting mate is insisting he trained this morning.

Was he there?

 

[togg]

compare this to the Caf excitement when we bought Fellaini....

 

[shaggy]

we've lost tonight though btw. Lads are all going to be running to the touchline every five minutes refreshing twitter on their mobiles.

 

[jojojo]

Mata's with this agency http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/beratung-durch-familienangehoerigen/details/berater_1207.html

You'll recognise some of their other clients, like Mr Messi.

They're also DDG and Chicharito's agents and here's a relationship to ponder - Gundogan's as well.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Hello fellow muppets. Are the reports of Mata not training this morning true? My chelsea supporting mate is insisting he trained this morning.

Shut up, go away!

 

[Massive Spanner]

Hopefully we don't dick around over the fee too much.

"£40m"
"35"
"37"
"...35"
"What? That's not negotiations work Ed!"
"...err, 32?"
"...alright, 35 you prick"
"No deal, give us that Faberglass lad too"

 

[Nighteyes]

Hello fellow muppets. Are the reports of Mata not training this morning true? My chelsea supporting mate is insisting he trained this morning.

The BBC says he did not train...

 

[Sassy Colin]

That BBC article is starting to look a little downbeat now it's been updated.

 

[Decotron]

Tis cool gents, his mind is made up.

The sexy feck

 

[Varun]

I know it's a joke - but Moyes buying the fecker is a rather large part to the transfer!

If Moyes pulls this off, I'll give him next season.

Ah yeah because Moyes has no hand in this at all.

Searching for Logical flaws in a joke?

The tension, can feel how starved we are for a marquee signing

 

[Siorac]

compare this to the Caf excitement when we bought Fellaini....

That night was all about Herrera and the amigos.

 

[iSparky]

Hello fellow muppets. Are the reports of Mata not training this morning true? My chelsea supporting mate is insisting he trained this morning.

Tell your Chelsea mate to go feck himself with a pole. It's on!!

 

[Spoony]

yeah..I reckon Rooney is off...perhaps all part of this deal....you know...sub-clauses and all that

I hope not though, I'd like us to play him with Rooney and RVP. To be fair, that looks ubersexy on paper.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Thats not in English, and its all bullshit, there is no way Jose would be getting rid of Mata, hes been our best player all season.

Its not as if hes a good player but doesn't fit a certain manager or teams style, any team besides maybe Bayern Munich would be improved with Mata, and hes a respectable figure with no controversy. If Jose was to sell him I would instantly question us appointing him as manager, as it would be insane.

Must not put hex on deal.....

MUST NOT LOL AT ROB

 

[DevilsOwn]

Dont unzip yet.
9 days till transfer window shuts and thats enough time for Woody to feck it up.

 

[Lynk]

COCK OUT

Dont unzip yet.
9 days till transfer window shuts and thats enough time for Woody to feck it up.

Cock...in?

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Mata's with this agency http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/beratung-durch-familienangehoerigen/details/berater_1207.html

You'll recognise some of their other clients, like Mr Messi.

They're also DDG and Chicharito's agents and here's a relationship to ponder - Gundogan's as well.

That's some excellent muppetry right there, I have to say: getting us even more excited by showing he has links to players at the club, getting everyone pumped up for some future transfer muppetry, and doing some real subtle name dropping with Leo in the mix.

Well played jojojo.

 

[Siorac]

Tell your Chelsea mate to go feck himself with a pole. It's on!!

I'll adopt that as my standard response to anyone about anything.

 

[Nighteyes]

Manchester United have made a bid in the region of £35m for Chelsea midfielder Juan Mata.

Mata, 25, has been linked with a move from Stamford Bridge having struggled to hold down a regular starting place under Jose Mourinho.

United deny making an official offer, but an initial bid has been tabled through intermediaries acting on behalf of the Premier League champions.

Mata did not train with Chelsea's first team on Wednesday.

Chelsea yesterday insisted that Mata, who has been voted the club's player of the year two seasons in a row, was not for sale.

But the Spaniard has been substituted in nine of his 13 Premier League appearances for the Blues this season, prompting speculation clubs could target his signature in the January transfer window.

Not as ON as I thought...

 

[Bojan11]

Must not put hex on deal.....

MUST NOT LOL AT ROB

Too early yet.

 

[Orton]

Did Chelsea insist that he wasn't for sale yesterday? Must have missed that.

 

[Spoony]

Chelsea are crafty though - sell us a quality player in the hope he helps us beat Arse and City.

 

[Van Piorsing]

On a serious note, Jose should really let him go. Player needs solid amount of football before World Cup and he's simply too good for Chelsea's bench that is already huge and will be even bigger in the summer.