yeah..I reckon Rooney is off...perhaps all part of this deal....you know...sub-clauses and all that
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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yeah..I reckon Rooney is off...perhaps all part of this deal....you know...sub-clauses and all that
Basically that the press have no idea whats happening and are feeding off much the same stuff as we are.
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Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months
Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months
Help, I'm drowning in my own spunk.
Hopefully we don't dick around over the fee too much.
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Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months
I know it's a joke - but Moyes buying the fecker is a rather large part to the transfer!
If Moyes pulls this off, I'll give him next season.
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Oh and as Cunto said, If this goes through, Mourinho would have done more for United in a day than Moyes has in months
Ah yeah because Moyes has no hand in this at all.
Lovely image!
Hello fellow muppets. Are the reports of Mata not training this morning true? My chelsea supporting mate is insisting he trained this morning.
Where the fecks Essex rob in all of this, he's normally like a turd that won't flush anything involving our clubs, the fecker must be sitting praying this goes tits up proof writing his wums.
ah the Michael Knighton of 2014. I like the cut of your jib sir.....
He's cup tied
Ah...
Was he there?
compare this to the Caf excitement when we bought Fellaini....
we've lost tonight though btw. Lads are all going to be running to the touchline every five minutes refreshing twitter on their mobiles.
Mata's with this agency http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/beratung-durch-familienangehoerigen/details/berater_1207.html
You'll recognise some of their other clients, like Mr Messi.
They're also DDG and Chicharito's agents and here's a relationship to ponder - Gundogan's as well.
You'll recognise some of their other clients, like Mr Messi.
They're also DDG and Chicharito's agents and here's a relationship to ponder - Gundogan's as well.
Shut up, go away!
"£40m"
"35"
"37"
"...35"
"What? That's not negotiations work Ed!"
"...err, 32?"
"...alright, 35 you prick"
"No deal, give us that Faberglass lad too"
The BBC says he did not train...
That BBC article is starting to look a little downbeat now it's been updated.
Tis cool gents, his mind is made up.
The sexy feck
The sexy feck
Searching for Logical flaws in a joke?
The tension, can feel how starved we are for a marquee signing
That night was all about Herrera and the amigos.
Tell your Chelsea mate to go feck himself with a pole. It's on!!
I hope not though, I'd like us to play him with Rooney and RVP. To be fair, that looks ubersexy on paper.
Dont unzip yet.
9 days till transfer window shuts and thats enough time for Woody to feck it up.
9 days till transfer window shuts and thats enough time for Woody to feck it up.
COCK OUT
Cock...in?Dont unzip yet.
9 days till transfer window shuts and thats enough time for Woody to feck it up.
That's some excellent muppetry right there, I have to say: getting us even more excited by showing he has links to players at the club, getting everyone pumped up for some future transfer muppetry, and doing some real subtle name dropping with Leo in the mix.
Well played jojojo.
I'll adopt that as my standard response to anyone about anything.
Not as ON as I thought...
Too early yet.
Did Chelsea insist that he wasn't for sale yesterday? Must have missed that.
Chelsea are crafty though - sell us a quality player in the hope he helps us beat Arse and City.
On a serious note, Jose should really let him go. Player needs solid amount of football before World Cup and he's simply too good for Chelsea's bench that is already huge and will be even bigger in the summer.
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