stop boasting....
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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stop boasting....
Did he tell his friends and family about it?
You are indeed desperate for this not to happen. Now you understood we felt the same when you signed Ozil
Hand me the lube, i'm in danger of starting a fire!
Wayyyyyyhaaaaaaaay
I know - I've just persuaded the girl who sits opposite that my desk had always been at a 30 degree slant, and she'd just never noticed before.
Man up and take the dehydration!
Brilliant!
Who is Matt Law? reliable?
I'll be sceptical until I see Moyes man handling him with a rain coat over his head outside old trafford.
Put him on a plane,
Send him off to Spain,
Shit no wait,
turn the plane around,
it's a fecking domestic flight!
Viva Mataaaaa
Send him off to Spain,
Shit no wait,
turn the plane around,
it's a fecking domestic flight!
Viva Mataaaaa
£35M?
No, no,no,no,no, we'll lose it for £2M!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're splitting the difference between the £32m Balague quoted and the £38m "Chelsea insiders" said. Classic stuff. Gotta' haggle.
bloody hell..imagine this thread if PSG sneak in with a huge brown envelope....
Wooooooooooooooooooo
Uh oh!
I'm going to make a scarf out of this and then I'll use it for autoerotic asphyxia.
DO.NOT.SAY.THAT.
It's happening, isn't it?
This is bloody happening isn't?
We need tissues ffs!
We need tissues ffs!
skip to 20secs....
Cheers lads
Song time again.
I see the Stretford end arising I see Juan Mata on the way, don't go out tonight, keep watching sky sports shite, I see Juan Mata on the way.
Just got one of the hair standy uppy feelings, it is ON.
Song time again.
I see the Stretford end arising I see Juan Mata on the way, don't go out tonight, keep watching sky sports shite, I see Juan Mata on the way.
Just got one of the hair standy uppy feelings, it is ON.
I've always wanted us to buy Mata. Seriously though, he'll add class. No idea where he's going to fit in mind you.
fecking hell, cocks in, Indykaila!
I refuse to get myself excited...
He says after literally walking around the office telling everyone WE'RE SIGNING JUAN feckING MATA...
Not happening.
I need to lie down.
He says after literally walking around the office telling everyone WE'RE SIGNING JUAN feckING MATA...
Not happening.
I need to lie down.
Main sports headline area has been vacated on BBC! Anelka was there but he's been moved to the smaller stories.
Holy shit
Holy shit
From shedend about pictures of their training ground without Mata on it today:
Some true comedy gold going around there
Some true comedy gold going around there
I'm no muppet, but...
IT'S OOOOOOOOOOON!!!
IT'S OOOOOOOOOOON!!!
If we can get him for less than the asking price then Woodie will have some vindication. The Fabregas lowballing was merely testing the waters so don't be panicking yet!
Shit. Indykaila. It's off again.
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