It's back off, isn't it? feck off, Woodward.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Christ all this Mata talk have made me forgot that we actually have a cup semifinal match tonight. Can we postpone the match until we conclude this deal?
Yes.
This, we want a nice guy at the club, not a cry baby who throws his toys out of the pram if he doesn't get his own way. Until it's agreed, he's still a Chav and should honour his current contract until such time as he is no long a Chav.
Now get the feck round to Jose's office and ask him for the fecking transfer!
..... or to secure the title and against City, with the derby having been rescheduled to the end of the season because of the CC.
Damn it YES!! Followed by Rooney to Madrid, Wales replacing England in the wc and winning it and us signing Vidal gundogan cavani and lukaku. Best year of my fecking life!
Ah. Thanks.
Have you seen their physio?
No. We'll unveil him before the game as he drops from the helicopter straight to the centre circle
Mata's on in training to keep himself in tippy-top shape. If the 2 clubs are still trying to come to an agreement, then Mata wont be directly involved.
The nightmare scenario is Sunderland knock us out of the cup, and then we learn United have decided Mata's overpriced and have backed out of the deal.
They've stretched me a few times
I can't take this again. I've tried to stay away from this thread and news sites and Facebook and Twitter but I can't take it! I can't take it, I tell you!
Sign him up! For the love of all that is sacred, sign him up!
Sign him up! For the love of all that is sacred, sign him up!
Kaveh is on SSN now with his insane mouth movements. Love this guy.
Rooney to Madrid in a swap deal along with Young, and Bale coming the other way, declaring its always been his life long dream to wear the red shirt. Hernandez, seeing his chances of a game snuffed out demands a transfer and replaces Lewandowski at Dortmund, who give us Gudgeon in part exchange. It emerges that Rues and he are in a long term loving relationship and Reus quickly follows to Utd in a €10m deal - heavily discounted on compassionate grounds.
Wales have got an international team? WUM
And it doesn't include Ashley young, we win
I dont think anyone's clueless enough to stick him out on the touchline so whatever happens, it'l be for the good.
I still cant believe it will happen though.
He likes showing us his teeth
I like your style, let's get drunk
Wow! He can make his debut vs Cardiff at home. Legends legends everywhere. In our team and in opposition manager seat
I dont think anyone's clueless enough to stick him out on the touchline so whatever happens, it'l be for the good.
I still cant believe it will happen though.
Yet you're 4th in the top posters list. Closet muppet are we?
Another reason why this will never happen.... I said this just short of a year ago:
It's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
The Shed End said:
*waves*
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/361824/PICTURE-SPECIAL-Chelsea-train-with-no-sign-of-Juan-Mata-as-Man-Utd-look-to-strike-deal
Meant to post it here, it accidently got posted in the Twitter thread, but it's pictures of Chelsea training.
Meant to post it here, it accidently got posted in the Twitter thread, but it's pictures of Chelsea training.
Your inner muppet is strong and healthy. Me likely.
Yet you're 4th in the top posters list. Closet muppet are we?
Jesus, I had no clue I'd posted that much
I want it to happen real bad, just dont see why Chelsea will agree to sell to us other than a pre agreement for Rooney. Unlike some here, I dont think Mourinho is as daft as to believe that we are no longer a threat. And Mata doesnt come across as someone who'l throw a tantrum to get his move. The WC angle is my only hope.
Hi shed end, please can we have mata? We promise to look after him and treat him right, you know you cannt make him happy and if you love someone let them go....right?
It's got to the stage where not signing him would cause absolute carnage.
I've been fighting it, but its like passing a public toilet, you know you shouldn't, you know its wrong and wont lead anywhere good, but the rush, the excitement... it all becomes too much and eventually you go in and join in with everyone else.
feck me, it's an exodus at the Bridge - they've only got 8 players left.
Moyes out!
or.... The lights in the stadium have to go off first, then a wwe style song comes up. After which a spotlight comes into the centre of the field revealing a man in a hoodie, face covered. The crowd go wild, and then baaam! The hoodie comes off revealing Leon Osman. The North of England is engulfed with violence not seen since the miner strikes.
You'll definitely get some scrotes demanding it. I'm desperately trying to not get excited, we've all been here before.
Mata did train but indoors. Apparently Chelsea not wanting him to get injured.
How long before this thread becomes a parody?
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