Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time

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Can we limit people posting gifs to those with a bit of talent and a sense of humour so we don't end up with pages and pages of crap pictures :confused:
 
It's weird though, I don't think the rumoured 38m is bad at all in this market - Ozil cost 48m and not too many people questioned that, yet Mata is a similar standard of player, just a year older and 10m cheaper.

Goggle eyes was 42 million quid and is about six months younger than the silky bearded spaniard.
 
I'm not even a United fan and the prospect of this transfer is getting me hard. He's too good to be sitting on the bench at Chelsea and United desperately need someone like him.
 
wish Woodward would just get this done with no farting about....if he messes this up then he should be stripped, tied to the goal posts where fans can practise spot kicking penalties right at his arse..
 
i'd scrawl "kirsty" on my shaft in biro for her.
 
Holy feck it's 'play with your penis while looking at transfer rumours' time!!

It's fecking on!
 


Close personal cousin Matt Law, bringing us the news as it happens.
 
If Mata did a little skip out of the changing room does this constitute as training?. MY GOD we will never know!

DID HE TRAIN OR NOT GOD DAMN IT
 
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