Hope he is helicoptered in to the centre circle, unzips his tracksuit, and ready to play.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Hope he is helicoptered in to the centre circle, unzips his tracksuit, and ready to play.
sign him at get him ready for the cardiff game..deadline signings are exciting but we can do that with gundogan.
Admit that you desperately don't want this to happen.
Our lack of goals and created chances.
Findig videos of Mata on xhamster might be difficult.
feck off Glaston.
Yeah, because we have no problems on the wings or when Rooney's injured at all.
Its not quite Willian to Chelsea.
looks like mata to me, but i agree, it's not the best quality.
He'll solve a creativity problem that is a pretty urgent issue in our current side.
You underestimate Mourinho. He thinks he's the smartest thing since Einstein.
We're masters at fitting square pegs in round holes. Away with your common sense
While on the face of it many will agree with you, i dont think you could be further from the truth.
Given the tail spin that we seem to be in and the subsequent "Utd in Crisis....the dyansty is finished" headlines, reminding the world that we Manchester United is exactly what we need to do. Signing a player of Mata's quality sends a message to our rivals, our fans, and our current squad - we are United and we aint going fecking anywhere.
Its as good a signing as we could make.
The lights in the stadium have to go off first, then a wwe style song comes up. After which a spotlight comes into the centre of the field revealing a man in a hoodie, face covered. The crowd go wild, and then baaam! The hoodie comes off revealing Juan mata. Jizz everywhere, people fainting, moyes going crazy on the sidelines, and our opposition declaring defeat!
I'm trying not to get too excited, staying away from news sites/the Cafe until anything becomes official, but it's hard... so hard, this one, singular post is my lapse.
Is there a way we can get the forum to automatically add this to the end of everyone's posts like RAWK do with Mr Ferguson?
feck off Glaston.
I recommend a cold shower.
No, a better signing would be a central midfielder of Mata's caliber. Or maybe both signings. But the priority would be a central midfielder who would ease the pressure on our defense, and offer better service to our forward men.
Edit: In reply to LonelyFire
Edit: In reply to LonelyFire
Was RVP urgently needed? Ignore Glaston because you simply don't turn down players of that quality, RVP, Mata.
It's just baffling we turned down Ozil!
It's just baffling we turned down Ozil!
Admit that you desperately don't want this to happen.
I'm honestly not much bothered either way. He'll probably improve your best XI a bit, assuming you keep Rooney, but the core CM problem will remain and your defensive woes may even get a tad worse.
But anyhow, we don't play United again this season, so if he does improve you then hopefully you'll take points away from our two main rivals for top 4.
There's more of a chance of Mata firing us to 4th place than say Cabaye who people want us to sign. Despite all the moaning about our CM how many more points would we have had if he had a winger who wasn't as bad as Valencia or Young.
Can see your point mate - i just think given what has went on, a name was equally as important. Adding quality like Mata will lift the performances of those around him.
In all seriousness, we'd still need to fix the central midfield but we need new signings for wings and attacking midfield regardless as Rooney will probably leave. I've accepted that he's going, and if we bring in mata then I wouldn't mind all that much giving them Rooney in the summer (since he's off anyway). This way we have the #10 position sorted whatever happens, and if he decides to stay then we have the wings sorted as well.
Well, in that case, it just has to be The Rock's hit single "It Doesn't Matter!"
That's why you're on a United forum, posting in a thread about Juan Mata. No not much botherred at all
feck off Glaston.
BistoSpur said:
At the moment, we're like beggars pressing our little faces against the window of a banquet hall as the nouveau riche scoff a load of...um...iced buns covered in diamonds. They laugh aloud as our hot breath steams up this crass but showy vision. So, in short, any signing will do - we're frackin' starved.
30 assists a season improves our first team by more than 'a bit'. He's exactly the sort of quality we need. Also, Carrick, Fletcher and Jones is not as disastrous as everyone thinks it is.
We have fellaini for our CM. He's just waiting to burst into life.
What about if we can't yet sign the centre mid of Mata's calibre? Given that we're being continuously linked with the likes of Vidal and Gundogan, it seems fair to say that player is on our agenda as well. I'd rather we got Mata as well whilst we can, will be a big boost for the rest of the season.
Every 5 minutes my mind changes from "Definitely going to happen" to "Not in a million years dreamerboy".
I'd say this is what going crazy is like, but I've been crazy my whole life.
I'd say this is what going crazy is like, but I've been crazy my whole life.
As I've said, in the Summer it would have been true. Right now many will consider him a Chelsea reject (wrongly as he was their best player for two seasons) and a player who is unwanted by Jose. It'll be a high profile signing but it won't be as big as it would have been a year ago for instance.
Just to reiterate what everyone else is saying.
feck off Glaston.
feck off Glaston.
If only he was as good as he is on FIFA and Football Manager.
Yep as well as being a quality player, he has the beard thing going on too which I've mentioned previously.What? He's very attractive.
Best.of.both.worlds.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...chester-united-transfer-3050152?#.Ut_KENLFLcs
United hope to have deal done by weekend.
United hope to have deal done by weekend.
The usual Sky stuff I'm afraid..... Little else going on today apart from Utd so it will be going on all day and will probably dominate the pre match en all.
Could see Mata and Coentrao in this month, Fellaini, Van Persie and Rooney back, plus Carrick and Fletcher getting form and fitness with each game. I reckon we'd be in great shape going forward if we can do it.
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