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Make it happen.
Make it happen.
Right, in all seriousness, is there any chance this could be true?
Right, in all seriousness, is there any chance this could be true?
This is just the kind of cobblers Mourinho likes to do now and again. He's already imagining the headlines created by his journalistic disciples:
Mou Beauty! King José throws United-in-crisis™ some crumbs from the Top Table
Desperate Dave digs deep for Juan(ce)
Maverick Mou mulls Moyes' Multi-million Mata move
We want to shag José
Etc etc
Chelsea know that Rooney won't be going to another PL club, so I think their interest in him has waned. They also know that even if they do sell us Mata, we won't be challenging them for the league, they'd also be getting close to £40 mill, for a player they don't want/need. I'm gogin to go full muppet and decide that this story has legs. It has young Forest Gump type legs, with stupid looking braces on them that make him walk funny, but they are legs none the less.We'd all obviously cum our knickers if this happened, but it won't.
Chelsea know that Rooney won't be going to another PL club, so I think their interest in him has waned. They also know that even if they do sell us Mata, we won't be challenging them for the league, they'd also be getting close to £40 mill, for a player they don't want/need. I'm gogin to go full muppet and decide that this story has legs. It has young Forest Gump type legs, with stupid looking braces on them that make him walk funny, but they are legs none the less.
Juan, Forest, Juan!It's only one short jog away from breaking out of the stupid braces and becoming a magnificent retard of a transfer saga.
The thought of him playing for United hurts me. More because of how loveable the little scamp is, rather than his ability. It would also increase the odds of Rooney coming here which is something I don't want. If Mata has to go, it has to be abroad. Ideal situation is that he improves his defensive work and returns to the first team.
He's one of, if not the most likeable player in the league.
I also don't agree with this idea that this deal impacts the rooney deal. If anything I think the opposite is true. We need to get Cl to keep Rooney.
This is just he kind of cobblers Mourinho likes to do now and again. He's already imagining the headlines created by his journalistic disciples:
Mou Beauty! King José throws United-in-crisis™ some crumbs from the Top Table
Desperate Dave digs deep for Juan(ce)
Maverick Mou mulls Moyes' Multi-million Mata move
We want to shag José
Etc etc
GNav said that he isnt sure how Mata would play in a traditional United setup with speedy wingers etc. Cant be on the wings because he's too slow. We already have a Top 2 pairing of Rooney-RVP.
So is Moyes changing the way we play permanently into a diamond?
GNav said that he isnt sure how Mata would play in a traditional United setup with speedy wingers etc. Cant be on the wings because he's too slow. We already have a Top 2 pairing of Rooney-RVP.
So is Moyes changing the way we play permanently into a diamond?
This is just he kind of cobblers Mourinho likes to do now and again. He's already imagining the headlines created by his journalistic disciples:
Mou Beauty! King José throws United-in-crisis™ some crumbs from the Top Table
Desperate Dave digs deep for Juan(ce)
Maverick Mou mulls Moyes' Multi-million Mata move
We want to shag José
Etc etc
GNav said that he isnt sure how Mata would play in a traditional United setup with speedy wingers etc. Cant be on the wings because he's too slow. We already have a Top 2 pairing of Rooney-RVP.
So is Moyes changing the way we play permanently into a diamond?
Neville says a lot of things. At the start of the season he was declaring that Manchester United would change Moyes and that he has to play traditional wingers. Which isn't the case at all.
So basically ignore Gary Neville and continue muppeting.