He speaks perfect English, are you just aware of who the guy is?
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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It's getting late have you seen date
Ma tell me what is Moyes doing here
It's one o'clock and I'm holding my cock
Watching the telly full of fear
Don't give us none of your explanations
We had it with your transfer spin
Mata-day's quite alright for signing
Get a little Spaniard in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set my pants alight
`Cause Mata-day's quite the sight I like
Mata-day's quite alright alright alright
Mata-day, Mata-day, Mata-day
Mata-day, Mata-day, Mata-day
Mata-day, Mata-day, Mata-day quite alright
Ma tell me what is Moyes doing here
It's one o'clock and I'm holding my cock
Watching the telly full of fear
Don't give us none of your explanations
We had it with your transfer spin
Mata-day's quite alright for signing
Get a little Spaniard in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set my pants alight
`Cause Mata-day's quite the sight I like
Mata-day's quite alright alright alright
Mata-day, Mata-day, Mata-day
Mata-day, Mata-day, Mata-day
Mata-day, Mata-day, Mata-day quite alright
It'd be even better if he can produce his Chelsea form for us...
That's of course if first dibs at Rooney, if he doesn't agree a contract with us, was part of the Mata deal?
I just watch football, not listen to what the players say.
No-one just hear the sky sports reporter at Carrington? Said that he's led to believe that Rooney will be looking to sign a new contract on the back of the signing of someone like Mata
He speaks better English than Rooney.
That surprises me. I would have thought he's the sort to want to break every single managerial record to have ever existed given his massive ego.
I think neither. He has a big ego and being considered to be 'brave' fills it.
Funny because he can get away with selling a player to a rival and be considered brave, respectful etc. etc. and not weak like Wenger.
He made good points. It was a fantastic price, good profit and goes towards a striker in the summer. It was respectful of the player to let him go to United, a player they don't need. I think this whole taking points from rivals is being overplayed, it's very short-termism and Mourinho isn't stupid. It'll just be a nice bonus.
Jesus... stopped reading at "United could have had the real Özil, not just an out-of-favour imitation".
Right, Mata is just an imitation Ozil... that's what everybody has always said, right?
And Ozil definitely wasn't out of favour, was he? Arsenal had to battle tooth and nail to get Madrid to give their prize asset up, IIRC.
Is he gonna take number 7 or 8?
All that could change now of course, but I reckon he knows he'll be chasing Guardiola his entire career.
It is a shite article, point by point it is just complete nonsense.
MATA
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Anyone get reminded of this (and not just for the fee)?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/848836.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/848836.stm
This still isn't sinking in.
I'm really happy about the signing of course, but I don't think I'll celebrate until tonight, or when it's announced.
All I know is I'll be having a drink to the Spanish Hobbit prince.
I'm really happy about the signing of course, but I don't think I'll celebrate until tonight, or when it's announced.
All I know is I'll be having a drink to the Spanish Hobbit prince.
Why the feck are you asking if he can speak English then?
What in the feck is this shit? Last paragraph isn't bad.
And he's surely our new 7. 8 will be reserved for a midfielder. Vidal please
Yes please.
In terms of trophies, isn't guardiola chasing him?
Are we expecting Chelsea fans to throw pig heads at him?
So how much will we sell him for in the summer?
I also love:
It is already being suggested that far from emulating Özil, Mata's move to United could have more in common with Joe Cole's unhappy transfer to Liverpool.
Is it? By who exactly? Oh, you the author of the article. I see.
Well, it is also already being suggested that Paul Wilson has written a tabloid level piece of crap.
It is already being suggested that far from emulating Özil, Mata's move to United could have more in common with Joe Cole's unhappy transfer to Liverpool.
Is it? By who exactly? Oh, you the author of the article. I see.
Well, it is also already being suggested that Paul Wilson has written a tabloid level piece of crap.
Not sure if he reads the caf, tweet him your offer you might stand a better chance.
I know it's cool to hate the Moyesiah - but why is he not getting any credit for getting Mata to United?
Superb signing, yet Mourinho is getting more credit from you lot for selling him?
Superb signing, yet Mourinho is getting more credit from you lot for selling him?
Sorry yeah, but Pep has time on his hands and a much better team to boot.
That's definitely the next step.
Mata, 69?
That's not the biggest accomplishment though, is it?
Think it's well known that Ozil was hawked around top clubs. How ever i think the fact Arsenal paid the huge agent + signing fee being asked was the main factor why he didn't go anywhere else.
The free has-been injury prone Messi-like god compared with shitty old Juan Mata? Is he fo'real though?
Does Moyes even know we're signing him?
He's definitely an 8.
You fecking beauty, have we put a bid in ?
I'm bored and Elton John came on the radio earlier and inspired me and shit
What, the time that the best player in the world was prized away from Barcelona for a world record fee, prompting the Barca president to say:
"We aren't going to start anything but, and I don't want this to sound like a threat, I'm not going to forget this," he said.
"Someone who does this to me will pay for it."
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