They know about as much as we do.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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They know about as much as we do.
Try to relax. Remember, it's mind over Mata.
Wonder what the feck the hold up is then? We could still announce subject to medical etc..
The mug at Carrington seems to be resigned to the fact nothing might happen today.
feck sake. Some knobend from the Daily Star and Express had said the deal will be completed tomorrow
It wouldn't surprise me.
We act in a very corporate fashion to please our sponsors. Announcing it via the Man United Twitter account isn't very "United", it'll be done with a host of photographers at the ready from media all over the globe and he'll be standing in the training top holding the shirt (with about 4 different sponsors between the two and behind him on the wall will be about 20 of our other sponsors logos. He'll also be holding a pen in the same hand he is wearing his new Hublot watch.
I just Juanted to sleep well tonight knowing it was done.
I'm going to go buy my Mata #7 shirt now, or maybe a tattoo with Mata#8 on it. I'm fecked if he picks #9.
no movement until tomorrow... according to ssn
Basically no one has a clue.
And Woodward will be sitting there with his Mr. Potato T-shirt and his Aperol cap looking as much of a cnut as always.
Didn't make the cut? Bollocks, we could do with her gracing the send us your pics thread.
He said it might get pushed to tomorrow. Note, might.
Mata day is turning out to be a bit of a let down now
Ah, we must be waiting until we agree with Juve for Vidal and announce both at the same time.
Sounds like they have no clue what will happen, but are just guessing with the timeframe.
Helicopter trouble?
I hear Moyes has second thoughts. Mata too "technical" for his own good.
Let the F.A.P.P.I.N.G begin!
Lol @BenFairthorne
Maybe I should turn on ESPN Latin America to get the latest for you?
Well SSN did see a st johns ambulance helicopter flying overhead.
Maybe he's on the same plane that Wouldwouldwould got lost on on the way back from Oz?
Didn't make the cut? Bollocks, we could do with her gracing the send us your pics thread.
She posted 8 times, couldn't hack double figures.
How would everyone feel if all this hype was regarding Mata coming here, but then turned out to be this :
TAH DAH
Sounds like us.
Possibly, or Woody has lost the keys to the war chest?
Yeah you guys seem to have loads of news before us. I think Mata's helicopter flew straight to Montevideo.
This is done.. We're waiting to wrap up another and announce the two deals together.
obvious innit
obvious innit
Apparently the club aren't sure about Mata, he runs using his feet.
PSG expected to hijack the deal tonight.
There is movement after that comment, all over the Caf, stiffies to floppies .... (sorry ladies, can't figure out how to euphermise erect nips to not).
He'll be better than the last gimp if he managed to get this tied up in 3 days.
So still no official statement form us or Chelsea?
Not getting my hopes up until it's official.
Not getting my hopes up until it's official.
Love how the Liverpool cnuts are all upset over Chelsea hijacking one of their deals, a scouse friend of mine on facebook...
Knowing Moyes's luck he probably fell in love with the helicopter pilot on the way here and detoured for a whirlwind romance in Spain.
Sources saying Chelsea have wrapped up the deal for Salah as well, which means that Mata is ours.
Wengers reaction is classic Wenger
I hope there's no three amigos involved this time 'round. .
.Wow.
Is mata's helicopter anything like woodward's plane?
And no, those aren't metaphors.
And no, those aren't metaphors.
Given the fact after 48 hours of this with neither club coming out and categorically denying anything its just a matter of patience now.
Not quite a Fabregas scenario here.
Not quite a Fabregas scenario here.
I'd say what this thread has been missing was shit puns BY doge. But it hasn't, actually, the shit puns on their own were fine. I know you enjoyed them.
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