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Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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Getting far too quiet now. Announce it ffs.
How can you have 3 first choice defender's when you only play 2 centre backs
Don't you count LBs and RB as defenders?
Calm before the storm, never you fret. This Salah signing is the catalyst.
F.A.P
I cant wait to say its Juan - nil to us when we score first.
Yeah I certainly hope so.
I'm in the office. I think I'll sneak into the closet room and have a quick tug
Liverpool been whacking off over him for months now, Chelsea seemingly on a "why the feck not" whim with the Mata money....
Medical taking a while, hope he hasn't failed the grab the nuts & cough test...
Liverpool been whacking off over him for months now, Chelsea seemingly on a "why the feck not" whim with the Mata money....
The likes of B9 didn't seem 100% sure in his thread. They were shit sure of signing him, but not of his quality.
I assume he's decent enough then.
Announce him, announce the arrival of the special Juan!
It's great isn't it
Not only do we strenghten massively, it makes a huge dent in their strengthening!There's plenty in here would volunteer to be the cupping hand too.
shouldn't this have happened by now!!! Getting restless
Can't wait until this thread is locked & we have a shiny new Mata thread in the United forum.
Suggestions for what to call it, perhaps we should steal The Shedend's name, just to piss them off even more?
Suggestions for what to call it, perhaps we should steal The Shedend's name, just to piss them off even more?
No wonder he failed if he's getting tea bagged while coughing.
David Moyes is probably jizzing himself right now, unveiling Fellaini was a bit of wank at the end of the window, unveiling Mata is a whole new level.
Why do we do these things so slowly? Chelsea seemingly signed this Salah cnut in a matter of minutes while we're taking forever to get Mata's helicopter in the air.
Sack Woodward, sell Moyes.
Sack Woodward, sell Moyes.
I have a post at the ready and I only have to click Post Thread to make it.
T'will be a surprise
Give it a minute, it'll come. Stare harder at it if it doesn't.I don't get it
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We should rename this thread. Got some suggestions:
"Only a Mata of time"
"It's Juan or the other"
"Whattsa Mata with you?"
Just keeping the ball rolling..
"Only a Mata of time"
"It's Juan or the other"
"Whattsa Mata with you?"
Just keeping the ball rolling..
It's got to be the chosen Juan. It just has to.
Refreshing the official united website now every couple of minutes.
feck sake. Some knobend from the Daily Star and Express had said the deal will be completed tomorrow
Hopefully Mata Hari is not involved in this.
Haggling over Juan's salahry, but it'll only be a Mata of time before it's officially announced.
Pitchfork time. Let's hound them out of this galaxy.feck sake. Some knobend from the Daily Star and Express had said the deal will be completed tomorrow
feck sake. Some knobend from the Daily Star and Express had said the deal will be completed tomorrow
No...no....nnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!
feck off I can't wait much longer
OK, I'm off to RAWK to Scott Tenorman scousers.
Surely the deal is done if Chelsea have fecked off and signed that other midfield cnut? Why do we take so long to announce shit like this? Get on with it for feck sake!
Its a dead cert, not sure why any are stressing over it
Guy on SSN is saying it might happen tomorrow.
fecks sake, I cannot wait until tomorrow you cuntssss!
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