Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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Perhaps I could be Juanbezia if this does come off? 
Perhaps I could be Juanbezia if this does come off?
Juanied!
How about Juanker instead?Perhaps I could be Juanbezia if this does come off?
Watch it, Cina will find you and drop a Juanton Bomb on you.
I wonder could I cleverly disguise myself as a United player.
I've got the body of Anderson or pre-season Rooney, and a beard that's 1/50th as good as Matas, maybe...
My desire to create panic in this thread is really hard to suppress.
I wonder if Cleverley could disguise himself as a United player.
Mad Winger -> Mad Juaninger
You Juant dare
nah, we're too positive about this to panic now.
Or he could be Kagawa's left nut.
Mata Winger?
At the risk of being banned from this juanderful thread/box/forum? Choose your next move very carefully.
He's absolutely got the football shirt for it.
Who is this hot bit of totty on Sky Sports News?
Why is she not telling us about Mata?
Why is she not telling us about Mata?
Tomatalonge?
Nah, scratch that, sounds like a fruit.
Nah, scratch that, sounds like a fruit.
Is KingIrwin on theshedend our Irwin?
Someone answer the feck, who is the hot looking bint on SSN? I must know!
He said he's got an account there with almost the same name so probably yes.
rimata is clearly the best, it sounds like some kind of spanish love act between two gentlemen.
Perhaps I could be Juanbezia if this does come off?
he looks like a 33 year old club rep.
My sources have indicated that SSN are delaying announcing this until I get home from work and am firmly placed in front of my tv.
You do know who she is right? I miss her on mutv
No I don't know who she is! Who is she?
Or the name of a low to medium class Spanish prositute.
paddy crerand.
Ex-poster on here, if you believe the lies.
I like the sound of Genius Juan. Meh, it's still shit.
Do you seriously not know who she is?
She used to be on MUTV babes. How can you not know?
I rekon Juan Mata listen's to R.E.M.'s output from 83-92 whilst walking his Italian Greyhound.
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