Hayley McQueen is on Sky.
Cricket is happening in Australia.
Juan Mata has been in a helicopter since about 11:30am
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Cricket is happening in Australia.
Juan Mata has been in a helicopter since about 11:30am
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I'll be back with a vengeance. To be fair, I've been shit for at least 5 years.
But it Juan Mata!
I'll be back with a vengeance. To be fair, I've been shit for at least 5 years.
But it Juan Mata!
If you were Sky, you'd scrape those three lines into an entire weeks news.
So nothing then
Surely I'm not the Juanly one who visualises Hayley's cans?
Anyone else starting to think he may not sign today?
Faaaaaaail.
Jesus, I hope they have enough fuel! Or is he just sitting in a helicopter on the ground?
Im sick of SSN going to the Poyet interview every 10 minutes. feck off.
Better.
Faaaaailini.
I swear Sky are only repeating this cnut Poyet and his 'suck my dick' interview because they know we're all watching it/
I'm not a woman
Indeed.
I like our hi-vis scarecrow.
She makes me want to juank.
This James cnut on SSN is doing everything in his power to put a dampener on this happening today.
Where's our Mata?
Breaking news from Sky - Sky Sports News understands that Juan Mata is NOT at Carrington at the moment, nor has the helicopter been spotted however they have seen the North West Air Ambulance though...
yep, no Mata yet.
She's a fatty to be fair. Oh she used to post on here, by the way.
i don't have to after taking both my socks off and stuffing them full of bunched up a4 sheets of paper. you can tell all the guys at work are jealous because none of them have asked me anything about my new girlfriend or what she's doing at work.
Does he have a minor case of dwarfism? He is very impish in demeanor. Especially his face.
This shit is getting out of Juand
So the helicopter that left at 11 hasn't arrived at 3? Virgin trains are better than that.
Or maybe he's not going.
Or maybe he's not going.
If he is not at Carrington now at 3pm in the day then surely there will be nothing confirmed today. Sad times
IIRC the van Persie deal wasn't announced by the club until the evening of that special day in August 2012. Fear not.
oh god yeah, she smells immense, well she would if i hadn't used my socks.
source?
An i the only one who prefer that we sign hayley instead of mata?
so we need a time machine to complete this transfer? it's fallen through, guys.
Is Woodward the pilot? Ffs, I knew we should have sent Jones instead
I suppose they could do the deal subject to a medical and announce it later today.
Has that helicopter taken off yet?
Yes. You bloody weirdo.
Guys, these things take time. You can't just wave a magic juand and have it happen instantly. The process is a Maticulous one.
The fear of Bayern or PSG wading in with their cocks out and bidding £50 million looms over us all...
Fatty my bollocks, she is perfection.
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