Is Woodward flying your helicopter? He may reach Carrington some time in mid July, then.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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If it falls down now delete my account. If you live by the spam you die by the spam.
He hasn't arrived at Carrington yet. The Mail are idiots.
The Mata thread has now overtaken the Nasri and Tevez threads. The sixth most replied to thread in transfer forum history.
SSN have someone live at Carrington coming up, apparently.
Back from lunch, have we signed him?
Are you proud of being near the top for this one?
Guess which thread this was...
This will surely go down as the fastest muppet sage in RedCafe history? The rumours only peaked four days ago!
So he hasn't signed yet actually? I can't follow 
Is he still in a helicopter? Is his helicopter ride going to be as long as Woodward's plane trips?
Is he still in a helicopter? Is his helicopter ride going to be as long as Woodward's plane trips?
By 'at Carrington' they mean, 'stood on the road outside the gates where you can't even nearly see anything of interest'
I don't find them crw, they find me.
I've had a fairly secret man-crush on him for the best part of 2 years/18 months... soon, very soon, I hope to turn this crush into a full blown love-fest.
Nothing to see, just an air ambulance.
Yes. There he is now.
He looks happy. Good to see.
Woody is like the Doctor except he's proper shit at time travelling.So he hasn't signed yet actually? I can't follow
Is he still in a helicopter? Is his helicopter ride going to be as long as Woodward's plane trips?
At last, an official photograph.
Above me we had a troll, a gunner troll, and an Everton fan. I was the top non trolling United fan in that thread too in our last major signing.
Amazing.
Seems legit. Welcome Juan! The away kit suits him.
He looks happy. Good to see.
Restraining order imminent.
You had more posts than the Neviller in that Fellaini thread. how could you be so proud?
Apart from his playing ability, Juan is an absolute gentleman - if you toe-punted him in the Travellers, he'd probably say: "Thank you for attempting to heal my groin injury!"
Away kit 
Everytime Mata and Danny are involved in a goal, we can all shout Juanny Welbeck!
Or Juanuzaj
Juan Roonazaj
I make things happen RS. Fellaini will still come good.
Also, surely I should have the honour of making the official United forum Mata thread now??
Or Juanuzaj
... that just looks like you misspelt Januzaj...
haha, you misspelt Januzaj
I imagine it's just him in a velvet nightgown sipping red wine, pretending to read from an old looking book.
More like Juan Persie. Danny boy has done his best to relegate himself to the bench in the last week once the big two are fit.
Juan Sebastian Veron.
You are just setting yourself up for a horrible jinx by doing so. Just wait for those sacred bedsheets then we can begin the official thread.
It would be sad if someone gets there before you.....
ur mum misspelt junajaz
He's been spotted!
http://blogs.grada360.com/juanmata/en/2014/01/06/mi-mejor-regalo-de-reyes-aquel-balon/
What a fecking gent! Nobody's going to take this smile of my face!
Juanuzaj...damn that's so much better than Juanny Welbeck
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