Briliant comeback Jeston, brilliant comeback.
Mata | Mourinho says it's just a Mata of time
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Both more likely than Juantonio Valencia.
My mum probably would to be fair. She currently pronounces his name "Jan-Yoooou- Jaz" .... which to be fair isn't as bad as "Moy-Es" (no matter how many times I correct her) ... but still.
Jyuan Giggs?
that wasnt comeback! if i want comeback i wipe off ur mum face.
cos i come there earlier.
so i would be retrieving it.
So, Mata..
Juan Mata said:
Oh you'll play many more games Juan... many many more.
Where the hell is his helicopter? I hope he hasn't been kidnapped and taken to Juantanamao bay.
Juane Rooney?
Robin Juan Persie?
Mata Carrick?
Antonio Jualencia?
Ashley Juan?
Javier Juanandez?
MarouJuan Fellaini?
Patrice Juevra?
That was a step too far..
Robin Juan Persie?
Mata Carrick?
Antonio Jualencia?
Ashley Juan?
Javier Juanandez?
MarouJuan Fellaini?
Patrice Juevra?
That was a step too far..
Moy-es as in to rhyme with Poyet?
Yep - as if it's a two syllable word- but with a pronounced "S" at the end... it's fecking bizarre.
These endless, shit Mata puns are almost making me not want us to sign him.
I see you have a lot of mommy issues.
Juanders Lindegaard
How can something as simple as a few puns make you not juant a player like Mata?
No Mata, never mind?
Juanny Evans?
There's only one Juan Mata
One Juan Mata
And we'll be back in may
To take arsenals fourth place trophy away
Walking in a Juan Mataland.
One Juan Mata
And we'll be back in may
To take arsenals fourth place trophy away
Walking in a Juan Mataland.
Yeah, what's the Mata, cina?
I hope you both get hit by a plane and then fall of a cliff into the ocean where you're eaten by a giant underwater testicle.
Phil Jones!
There's always Juan isn't there.
It's the only way we can entertain ourselves on a day which doesn't seem to be concluding anything.
You realise you've only quoted Juan poster there?
You of all people should know my disdain for this you bastard!
Puns are an everday part of the Caf, I'm pretty sure in the user Manuel....
Juat a juay to go...
But that's just Juan person.
See, it's getting to me, it's slowly killing me inside, I'm going mad!
Moy-ess.
That's almost as good as my Grandad with Djemba-Djemba.
"D-ddj-j-jenga J-J-Jemba."
Pretending? What's wrong with you?
You're one to speak, you're trying to have all the squad's babies! If you were let loose in Carrington, I'd fear for the well being of our poor stars.
Well I wouldn't really.
It's only a Mata of time before Cina Juandergoes a vicious period of self-inflicting pain.
He's been spotted!
Oh my God, he's waving at us !
Chelsea have had all day to sign this contract off and yet they've not done it. Maybe they're getting cold feet?
Ffs. Its Juan fecking person, don't let cina take the puns away from you.
As the Rock would say: It doesn't Mata.
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